Is Teed Off Turd deluding himself? Probably. But that's up to you. T.O.T.'s quest to find meaning in the life of a turd is in our hands. What happens next? That's up to you -- come discuss it in the forums!
Continue to Teed Off Turd III.
-- Ass Phlegm
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I like his hat in the end. I think it really accentuates (sp?) his eyes and corn.
And the lettuce cape!
HAHAHAHAHA....the Missing Poster was awesome!
OMG the missing poster and the Graffiti are the BEST. One of those subtle thigns you wouldnt catch unless you hang around the forums.
WTG AP!
(Trumpet fanfare for next installment): I, evil-doers everywhere, am Teed Off Turd, secret agent of The Brown Force. (As in: "Luke, Smell The Force!") Do not think for a second that you can escape The Avenging Corn Kernel Gun, which will stop you dead in your tracks! After all, my corn kernels have survived the strongest acids known to man. They are impervious to the rankest digestion. They are the speeding bullets of the bowel movement that I am. So, evil-doers, be afraid--be very afraid--when I point my Corn Kernel Gun in your direction. And furthermore, when I have exhausted all my righteous kernels and decimated the forces of darkness by the hundreds, I will then produce my Peanut Pistol, which is a thousand times more deadly, and for the same reasons!
Get ready, world! Teed Off Turd says, "It's peanuts and corn for street punks and porn!"
(Trumpet fanfare and out). TBW
2 things made me laugh: the TCM SUCKS graffiti and the 1 corn kernel as a tooth on T. O. T.
you rock, AP!
If you clean the corn I think you can still eat it.
Been nibbling at those recycled Niblets, have you?
Yess...you can post other Poopreporter's emblems and graphics on billboard advertisements and TV screens as part of the scenic backdrop in future installments.
One problem, though. The longer TOT is out in the air, the more dried out he's going to get. Keeping moist and slick will be a challenge for him--he must come up with a self care routine so he keeps his shiny gloss. And lot let him lose any of his Kryptonite Kernels!
Poop is good.. your mom agrees. Just last night I pood on her face while your little sister held the camera. R Kelly was singing in the background.
Dude, if you poo'd on my mother's face then tell me...was it easy digging up the coffin? And my sister must have had fun trying to hold a camera...considering she's blind.
I'll only kidding, but it just goes to show how stupid some posts are!
The person who wrote that post must be special. That post was good...FOR ME TO POOP ON! AH,HA,HA,HA!
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That comic was excellent...but how exactly is TOT supposed to be seen? I mean if he dries up then he won't be able to speak...oh well it is only a comic :P
...lol....Thats some funny shit..:)
what's with the corn chucks?
Poop Report Dave and AP, you guy ought to concider syndicating this strip - Teed Off Turd rocks! Give me 6% od any business I bring you and I'll find a newpaper to carry this strip!
TOT ROCKS!!!
this truely is a dream come true meatlander. i cant believe how sunny it was when me an sandra went snorkling. like the picture of my cat nit pickeling at my guinnie pigs face. wow . that was grand. my fellow compadre once told me that she was a newbie once. well actually it was HEY MRS. ROBINSON that told me that but....all i have to say to her is ... STWAIGHT AWAY WIMO DWIVA!
Good art, funny concept, but cliched writing and plot. Get someone else to write it. Send-ups of dork-in-cape comics have been done to death. It would be a lot funnier if you had the turd just trying to lead a normal life. Going to restaraunts, riding the bus, applying for a job, etc. Eventually running for public office or something. Dealing with the everyday discrimination against turds that is such an epidemic social problem in the modern world.
With the superhero thing, you are basically writing yourself into a corner where there is honestly nothing interesting that you can do with this that isn't painfully obvious and boring. You should do an about-face and pretend that #2 never happened.
Pun not intended...
Why did the vilan have to be BLACK thats soooooo bogus...thanks for feeding into stereotypes, made me so mad i couldnt even enjoy the comic strip
Brown Seymour, wait for #3.
Oh my GOD!! That was great!!! Praise be to your bowels for conjuring such a funny strip! Can't wait for more :)
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go there you wont regret it
poooooooooooooooding
this website is not for kids what age is it for?
He has hair! Cool!
whats up whith the girl whats she got to be horny about
poop is really funny but still you guys are fucking freaks
At least my handle isn't croch phesant, which, by the way, is spelled crotch pheasant. Nincompop!
lol ur site hilariASS lol
That comic was hilarious!! I'm a new girl,and I'm glad to find some other freaks out there!By the way,Toke needs to lighten up.Black, Purple,who gives a crap! That wasn't the point! The comic is about a superhero buttnugget,and you focus on the race of the bad guy? Maybe easily offended people shouldn't visit poop sites. Get the cowchip off your shoulder so you can enjoy the hilarity! Geez !
I know I'll never flush a turd now.
This time the comments/replies were as funny as cartoon..."R Kelly was singing in the background" and "whats up with the girl whats she got to be horny about" made me laugh again....nice job handling the heckler BTW (!)
I can't wait for the next instalment. It's a good thing that it's already been written.
SamDamnit! Rectum Rector of The Church of Poop http://groups.myspace.com/THECHURCHOFPOOP
Teed Off Turd has found its destiny! I think all talking turds should fight crime!Poop on!
-Poopgirl
_This is uproariously funny! I like the expressions, The art work is great.______"show that turd who's boss"
I totally want a teed off turd shirt with him in his little super hero outfit._______Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
