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Today's Lesson

Posted 06.17.2004 by Ass Phlegm (314)

-- Written and drawn by Ass Phlegm.

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ThreePly (not verified) -- 06.17.2004

Dave, I don't think Snuffy is invisible. There's a lot of episodes with Big Bird and the kids all gathered around and singing stupid songs. However, I think they've phased him out a lot in the past few years to focus on more popular and marketable characters like Elmo, Baby Bear, Rosita, and if you live in South Africa, there's Kami, a character that is HIV+. No shit.

The Big Wiper (2234) -- 06.17.2004

Ah, the 'P' word! Or should I say, 'letter!' Great lesson, either way, AP!

Clustersnarf (36) -- 06.17.2004

WTG AP! Friggin hilarious. Glad to see you back in the saddle. I can't wait for Pooper Friends part 2.

Poop Is My Friend (45) -- 06.17.2004

Is laying some pipe a valid term for pooping? I always assumed that could only be used for sexual purposes.

Di Uhreea (398) -- 06.17.2004

Nice work, AP! You rule - again!
3Ply - I remember that toilet episode. I mentioned it a long time ago in the forums.

ThreePly (not verified) -- 06.17.2004

YES! YES! YES! I love it Ass Phlegm! Especially because I'm at work right now, at a PBS station, and I just got that show off the air. Fuckin' awesome!

Now if I can only find that episode of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood where they discuss potty training. Mr. McFeely comes over with a video tape that they watch on Picture Picture, that shows how toilets are made. Its the best fucking episode of Mr. Rogers that was ever made.

Ass Phlegm (314) -- 06.17.2004

This was just something I put together quickly to tide people over till the next Pooper Friends. Don't worry, making this cartoon did not cut into my time on TPF's. I hope you guys like it.

As if Sesame Street wasn't "strange" enough, I thought it was odd that they never tackled this subject. I could be wrong, but I don't remember seeing it...but then again, that was throughout the 70's-80's and poop is still a taboo topic so...

You mean to tell me that no one ever had to jump over a huge pile left by Snuffalumpagus!

Dave (11451) -- 06.17.2004

Isn't Snuffalumpagus invisible to everyone but Big Bird? So wouldn't his poop be invisible, too? I'll bet everyone on Sesame Street is trudging around with Snuffy shit caked all over their shoes and pants legs, and only Big Bird knows it.

daphne (3202) -- 06.17.2004

I think the biggest arguement I ever heard at a daycare center was over this nasty little girl Helen tell Ms. Sadler that Bert and Ernie were gay, because her step daddy said so.

Ms. Sadler had no humor.

I was working at Case Western, a work study job, by the way.

Great comment! +1 point
doniker (1491) -- 06.17.2004

Elmo loves you.......hug Elmo.

Clustersnarf (36) -- 06.17.2004

The laying pipe controversy was discussed here:

http://www.poopreport.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=641

TheBigCheese (not verified) -- 06.17.2004

LMAO! That was the best comic I've seen in years! Wonderful! I remember the original Sesame Street- with Mr. Pooper; Big Turd; The Count ("One, two, THREE! Three glorious turds in the bowl, Mwahahahaha!); Pookie Monster; Kermit the log, and so forth.

This was better than that time that Grover fucked Elmo up the ass!

emt_poo (not verified) -- 06.17.2004

That was just great!!!!!!!

daphne (3202) -- 06.17.2004

I will hug you Elmo.

Jack Scat (81) -- 06.18.2004

I really can't say who would be the funniest Sesame Street character to do a skit teaching the kids about shit.
The Count? "One. One kid dropped off at the pool. Two. Two kids dropped off at the pool... ha ha ha"
The Two-Headed Monster? "Sh. it. Sh. it."
Super-Grover? Just imagine him grunting.
Cookie Monster? "Me eat many cookies..."
Or about about those Yip yip yip uh huh aliens?
Sesame Street should be about shit all the time.

TheBigCheese (not verified) -- 06.18.2004

Sesame Street has been brought to you by: The number 2 and the letter "S".

daphne (3202) -- 06.19.2004

"One stinky, hahahaha."
"Two, two stinkies, hahaha."
"Three, three stinkies, hahaha."
"Three stinkies."

sam (not verified) -- 06.21.2004

WOW! What a twist to my childhood memories! I learnt to tie my laces on this show. I wonder what today would feel like if I had learnt to wipe on SS!

The Shit Volcano (3537) -- 07.19.2004

Damn! I leave for a couple of months and miss the funniest comic of all!
Ha ha ha ha!!!!

Hanus of Uranus (not verified) -- 07.30.2004

LMAO @ TheBigCheese. Number 2.
Simple. Obvious. Priceless!

Snuffy was never invisible; but for a long time everyone else just missed him. After a few years of that, they retired that aspect of the bit. I don't know who else was the first to see him.

The Shit Volcano (3537) -- 08.03.2004

My sister was afraid of Snuffy when she was little. She finally admitted it to me the other day.

When I was two I was always afraid of those two monsters that always said, "yup, yup, yup, yup. Radio!" I used to be terrified that they would pop out of my closet in the middle of the night. Damn Seseme Street was traumatic!

Atlantima (not verified) -- 08.19.2004

Mr. McFeely?

Hanus of Uranus (not verified) -- 08.27.2004

Shut up and give me my lettre!

Natalie (not verified) -- 09.28.2004

LOL, funny stuff man. Funny stuff.

Holly (not verified) -- 10.02.2004

I always thought snuffy was invisible. So snuffy could like shit on ppl or pull down there pants and no one would know! I think sesame street would be better if shit was a character.

Lenny236 (not verified) -- 11.07.2004

I like it.It was asstastic.

cosmo (not verified) -- 11.14.2004

my favorite is blasting out a brown trout

zzzzzzzzplop!!!!!! (not verified) -- 11.16.2004

awesome dude

nicole (not verified) -- 11.21.2004

poop-ahhhhhhhhh nothing like a good poop love that poop. especially when ernie and bert are talking about it.

poop IS funny (not verified) -- 01.17.2005

There must be more comics like this, that was pretty funny...

Courtney Benton (Feces Girl) (not verified) -- 01.25.2005

I remember Bert singing " Oh gee! I wish I had a friend to play with me" Instead of that I made up Bert singing "Ouchie! It really hurts to pull the dingle berry out of my butt!"

dude (not verified) -- 02.16.2005

that was the most hilarious comic ive ever read

Poopmaster 4000 (not verified) -- 02.16.2005

omg i love this comoic!!! its the joy of life! never ever have i laughed at poop so much..EVER! yours truly, fool in pants

k.t. (not verified) -- 03.07.2005

funny poop!

Abbey (not verified) -- 05.03.2005

AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE DUUDE!!! VOTE FOR PEDRO!!! />
k.t. rocks ^^^^^^^^^
and dude

you should make that an animation mannnnnn i would love it

think about it

rock on
:)

E (not verified) -- 07.11.2005

Funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Johanna (not verified) -- 08.28.2005

shit rox!!!!!!!!!!

LivingDeadGirl (13) -- 09.17.2005

That's hilarious! :D

Pottyman (5) -- 09.29.2005

Just don't show that to the producers. They'll go insane. Good job though. 11/10

Fart Poopie (1256) -- 09.29.2005

That comic was very amusing.
Ok, no, it was hilarious.

Lame comment!
blab (not verified) -- 10.03.2005

blab. very political

mott the poople (126) -- 10.09.2005

Another good one AP...I like the SS drummer...I wonder what his expression would be during a poop??...(!)

why b other (not verified) -- 10.22.2005

This is a most ingienous twist of sesame street ever!!! I dont think the little kids would like it though. Lol (=

shitshat (not verified) -- 02.01.2006

I would like to see another SS comic. IMO I think this was way funnier than pooper friends.

Dr. Strangeturd (37) -- 05.16.2006

Still funny
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My plans were foiled again, by those damn PooperFriends!

The Dumpster (2507) -- 05.16.2006

This thread is as good as the one under "The 10 Stages of Pooping" is bad! Both are great AP cartoons--what accounts for the difference in the quality of the comments under them?

the log of hazzard (184) -- 06.19.2006

I'd say this is a very important lesson.

Poopgirl (77) -- 06.24.2006


I'm not sure I like the swearing version of Sesame Street.
Poop on!

-Poopgirl

Anomalous Coward (684) -- 08.10.2006

I'm gonna git fired reading this shit at work and busting out laughing. Dang but that wuz funny.

Miss Simone Scat (570) -- 06.18.2007

This is bloody brillant AP. Please do more.br>Producing waste since 1967

Push n Clog (36) -- 10.21.2007

Ah... political correctness... how wonderous the result!


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To clog or not to clog...
too late - already clogged.

Chicken (10) -- 04.24.2008

The P is my idol. I actually started loling. Good
job. I liked it.

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