(Before you read this: are you familiar with Toiletman? If not, you can catch up by starting here.) Continue: The First Adventure, part III!

Before you read this, make sure you've read part one! Coming soon: Toiletman's first adventure! See more of Elgin's work here.

In case you missed it, meet the Pooperfriends. Part II coming soon. (Seriously!) -- Comic and writing by Ass Phlegm Like Ass Phlegm? He's featured in The Journal of Ass Production!

(I hope you saw #1, #2, #3 and #4.) Readers, there's a good chance that this is the end of Teed Off Turd. How many times can one turd escape from a toilet bowl? Rarely more than once. The only way to save him now is if you buy a Teed Off Turd t-shirt -- otherwise, I'm sure he's history. --...

(Did you read #1, #2 and #3?) If you were a super hero one minute and a nothing the next, you'd be depressed, too. You could help make Teed Off Turd a little happier by buying one of his shirts... except we're all sold out. Hey Ass Phlegm, make some more! Go forth to Teed Off Turd V. -- Teed...

(Did you read #1 and #2?) If Teed Off Turd is a super hero, then John Ashcroft is a staunch defender of the Bill of Rights. In other words, TOT may just have to accept it: he is nothing more than a turd out of water. Perhaps this mysterious stranger will explain... Teed Off Turd is a log...

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Editor's Note: A few weeks ago, we ran an interview with "e", the creator of "Five: A Comic About Poop, And A Boy With No Feet." He said we could put up more of his comics when we liked, so here they are. I like them. And there are more on his site. "this story was the first half of a 16 page...