Holy Clean Colon Batman!!

Quick robin, to the BatBulgur!

HaHaHaHaHa! 'I feel Like I'm floating on air.' Ohhh man thats funny....

Dude, AS long as during it, you werent screaming "CLUSTERSNARF" like mel gibson screams "FREEDOM", we'll all be ok.

you should post the recipe!

Last week, I put the rest of that bag of bulgar outside for the birds, they wouldn't even eat it!!

Tsk tsk, I wish I'd read this story before you threw the bulgur out to the birds. What you should have made with it is Tabbouleh, a very nice Middle Eastern salad, made of bulgur, diced cucumber tomato and green onion, chopped parsley & mint, salt, pepper, olive oil and lots of lemon juice. You might still have produced copious stools but all the herbs would have had a deodorizing effect and would not have suffered from gas as there are no beans in the recipe. It's a good thing.

My mom makes a lot of Tabbouleh...I hate it. However, I won't hesitate to eat bulgur on it's own. It's just cracked and parboiled whole grain and let me tell you, that shit slides out as smooth as a motherfucker after a few hours. Just keepin' it clean...

Hey doniker, after your pooping experience you now know why the bulgar wheat is variety #2.

I really don't think it's safe for anyone. That stuff is nasty as hell and it tastes like you've been eating out of a clogged toilet. In New Orleans. At the Superdome. Two weeks after Hurricane Katrina.

Oh, man! When I was in high school, my mom started trying crappy recipes like that. Barley Stew, Tofu and Mushrooms. Bulgar Burgers would have been right up her alley...and right down the Doberman's gullet as soon as she wasn't looking. HE pooped outside, so what did he care?

It souds like the stuff does a good job clean a person out, but what are Garbonzo beans?
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Bulgur wheat is VERY high in fiber. If you are not used to a high fiber diet, you will feel very gassy. Sounding from your evacuations, your meal did you much good as you were probably full of shit that needed to be released.

Bulgur wheat, tabbouleh, barley broth, tofu and mushrooms......This post is making me hungry. All of these delicious items are included in my diet. Even tofu, if prepared correctly, can be a tasty & healthy addition to the otherwise unhealthy American & British diets.

The cause of most people's dislike of tofu
is the way in which it is prepared. Many cooks try to incorporate it into recipes they are familiar with. It is better to take a lesson from an Asian country that has been using tofu for centuries.

I have seen a tofu dressing on a salad in a veggie restaurant that, quite frankly, looked like someone had puked. Not really very appetizing. The most common treatment of tofu in Japan is in a miso soup.....delicious and also pleasing to the eye.

Eat healthy foods and enjoy healthy pooping. Pooping is one of life's least expensive joys.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!