I enjoy consuming 'what comes out', so this place sounds like a place I could get off on. Squeezing my aunts colostomy bag is what I enjoy doing in my spare time, so if I feed her Chipotle's I will have my 'hand's full'. Sincerely, sphincter-man.

i love you guys! you have an awesome website!!!

i go to chipotle everyday and i always get the mild salsa. and to any chipotle fan the mild salsa is tiny diced up tomatoes. And i did poop one of those out the other day

Sounds tasty. I personally don't have problems with Mexican or spicy foods, effecting by bowels.

It depends on the individuals eating habbits (how fast or slow they eat), the overall condition of the individual's gut, and whether beer (and the quantity of it) is consumed, along with other factors.

I suspect that at least 40 percent of these cases of "Mexican induced diarrhea" cases, are in reality the beer shits.
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I freaking LOVE this site and I LOVE Chipotle! Oh, and the corn in the poop comment is awesome! I'm Mexican and Mexican food ALWAYS affects me, no matter how slow or fast I eat and whether it's with beer or not...those beans man...

I love Chipotle but it clogs up my pipes. The burritos are nothing but protein and carbs. The only roughage would be the smattering of guac or salsa, which just isn't enough. Usually, I follow up a burrito with half a bag of Trader Joe's dried apple rings. That usually keeps to keep things moving along.
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Deja Poo (207) -- 05.17.2007 "The burritos are nothing but protein and carbs."

Right.

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I like Chipotle but I don't go there as much anymore; I had a few BAD experiences eating there.

1) I got the HOT salsa...it was brutal!!!! My asshole was raw for days from shitting that crap out.

2) I think I ate some spoiled guacamole from them, I ate quite alot and I painfully shit green water for 2 days...or maybe I had a flu bug.
I have never been able to eat guacamole since that time.

Ditto to the HOT salsa comment. Three times in a row I've gone to Chipotle and had one FIERCE burning sensation and narsty poo, and numb butt hole after. Finally I put it together and deduced that the HOT salsa leads to an angry butt. Thanks to a few clicks on the internet I am happy to find that I am not alone with this issue and that my new BFF doniker is giving the hot salsa a rest as well.

I love Mexican food,and fortunately, I don't think there is any food (unless it's spoiled) that gives me the runs. However, the good news and bad news regarding guacamole is that avocados are one of the healthiest foods on the planet and they are quite high in fiber. In fact,if you ate a lot of guacamole, and didn't eat some hot sauce, you may not drink enough fluids to balance out the high fiber load. Consequently, you would end up constipated. So be thankful for all that hot sauce you eat with the guacamole.

It's somewhat comforting to see that others have had digestional distress after eating here. I loved eating the burrito the two times I've been there, but come nightfall after eating, it was hell on earth.

I'm talking (for the first time) waking up at 2:30 with a burning feeling in my intestines with a strong urge to poop. Sounds funny, but it was some of the worst pain I've been in my entire life. Upon pooping, my anus was totally on fire. And what came out was like black paint and stuck to the toilet bowl like toilet cleaner. I was in a fetal position on the floor from the sheer pain. This continued sporadically throughout the night.

A few months later, I decided to chance it again just to rule anything out, and got milder salsa and meat for my burrito. Thankfully the diarrhea that night was earlier, say 9, at least before I went to bed. But it still burned like all hell and was sporadic in coming out.

I don't know what they put in those things, because I eat habanero salsa and other spicy things on a daily basis and even their mild stuff totally fucks up my system.