all I have to say is, Try perfect 7 and you will shit black stuff! Things will come out of your ass that you never thought you swallowed. Remember that piece of gum that you swallowed two years ago, you will re-visit it! Coming out your ass

just drink the local water in mexico - you will shit like you've never shit before

Well, you'll all be happy to know, I have bought some Ultimate Cleanse for myself... and I will be trying it out and reporting back to you next week.

first off: thanks to dave for my bitchin' new name. he is truly an inspiration to us all. secondly: "2 to 3 bowel movements per day"??? wow. i don't think i'll need this product for a few years, since a big cup of coffee in the morning usually does me right. my sister, on the other hand would certainly put it to the test. "irregularity" is an understatement with her. i've been trying to get her to post in here, but no luck so far. i'll keep working on her.

very well written report, latrina!

I've tried Super Colon Cleanse. It does what its name says.

I am trying the ROEX product called WOW.So far nothing strange has come out. I am taking 5 a day going to 6 today. Anybody know exactly how to use this stuff?

COOL KEEPING TRYING NEW PRODUCTS LIKE THIS I LOVE THESE REVIEWS YUM!`

I USED THE PLAIN PSYLLIUM HUSK SEEDS YOU FIND AT THE HEALTH FOOD STORE. YOU ARE TO MIX 2 LARGE TABLESPOONS IN YOUR JUICE OR WATER AND CONSUME IT. WITHIN THAT DAY YOU WILL HAVE 2 OR 3 "LOGS" COME OUT OF YOUR ASS THE

SIZE OF A LARGE BEEF SUMMER SAUSAGE. WHEN YOU FART IT SMELLS LIKE AIR WITH A SLIGHT HINT OF POO.

I had 2nd heart surgery two months ago, stents. Triple by pass 5 years ago. I have 11 milameter ovarian cyst, surgery sometime this summer for that. I need to see some poopie! taking blood thinner and cholesterol meds. WHEN pooping tiny turdies or hard. Do you think Latrina I can get away with the aggressive approach, make it quick? Colonblow seems to have good results, with non liquid movements. Whatta topic. Good fun, and needed information. Thanks guys.

Been taking Ultimate cleanse for 3 days now and have yet to have a nice good shit.So far,a wast of money.I will update when the big one finnaly comes.

Ultimate cleanse! thank god, my doctor wouldnt give me zelnorm anymore because its only temporary so I tried this....Finally, I havent felt this good and empty since I was 10 (18 yrs ago)If anyone out there is looking for something to replace zelnorm, this is it!!!!

I just read the report about Ultimate Cleanse because I bought some tonight. I can't wait for MY Ultimate Explosion--I've been eating nothing but SHIT for the past week, so the toilet bowl should be full of great gobs of GOO GOO Clusters, etc.

This is my second day on Ultimate Cleanse and OOO LA LA---the first turd from the system measured AT LEAST 14 inches! It was a definate TWO FLUSHER. I'm here to tell you that the 28 bucks I spent on this stuff was worth every penny. OH GOTTA GO!!! I can feel another hefty log on its way out.....

When I feel constipated, I put on a latex glove and dip two fingers into fish oil. Then, I ease the fingers up my anus and within minutes, I drop a browner that's three times the size of Churchill's cigars.

anyone lose inches on their waistline

I'm Don and I'm a dispatcher at a cab company near toronto. I enjoy at least four good bowel movements a day. After a twelve hour driving shift, some of the drivers ask me how to cure constipation.

It's simple and VERY EASY.....

I take two green apples and peel the skin off. Then, with the help of a lubricant such as KY Jelly, I "roll" the apples up my anus.

After a minute, it starts to feel good, then I drop a continually "curving totem pole" that's as thick as my wrist.

It feels as though hell has dropped through my bowels and into the toilet. (I usually jump up to avoid the spash of water on my anus.)

Afterwards, I go to bed dream continuouslly of brown rockets that are directed to Iraq.

In any event.....it's great.

Don (Cab Dispatcher)

I stumbled on this page looking for info on colon cleansing. Everyone here has inspired me to let it all hang out so to speak at this very moment I am drinking a large glass of jelled psyllium husk its like drinking cold cream of wheat now I will be waiting for the big one. Latrina gave me a whole new insight to the saying "blow it out your ass".

I also tried the Ultimate Cleanse system. I have to say, it did make me use the bathroom 2-3 times, but not everyday. Usually I went every other day. I did lose about 3-4 pounds while I was on it, which was only a week. I would love to start back on the cleanse, especially after the Holidays, but the multi fiber pill really upsets my stomach. It made me have really sharp gas pains everyday. Has anyone else had this problem while using Ultimate Cleanse? Any ideas on how to combat this problem while using the cleanse?

Wow, I cant believe this site! I love it. Im constipated and really need to go. Im going to try it (the product)!

newbooboo,

Too late to use the cleansing product. For fast relieve, use a suppository or better yet an enema and be sure to be near the bowl.

I tried ultimate cleanse and the second day I dropped a load like I used to when i was fifteen years old. I havent felt this good in ten years.

I'm about to begin my colonblow experience. I'm hoping that it will flatten out my lower abdomen that is usually kinda bulgy and gross. Sucks when you're in great shape and have a six pack but your lower stomach sticks out. What should i expect??

Just bought Ultimate Cleanse yeasterday. Im up to 2 pills in the morning and two pills at night. So far no big explosion yet. I am standing by with tolet tissue and baby wipes. I will update you all when the big gahuna arrives.

I normally take prevacid, nexium and over the counter stuff for acid indigestion and GERD. I suffer pains, gas, and bloating. I began the Ultimate Clease 2 part one week ago. I have not had to take any meds due to all former symptoms gone. I try also to drink 8 glasses of water daily; therefore no cramping.

I've taken it. Yes, it is POWERFUL. And actually I'd be careful with that stuff. Its the Cascara Sagrada in it (?) and you can really pull a groin when using that stuff. Otherwise, go for it.

Ultimate Cleanse...
It's 2 days now and I'm very hopeful but so far it hasn't translated into the large, arm length poo that has been so touted...
Just upped the dose to 3 and 3 morning and evening...which is still 1/2 the maximum dose...
Keep y'all informed............

The best substance to bring a 10-knife-length wallylog out of your bloated O is Rolled Rye cereal. Find it. Eat it. Experience it. Next to that fine substance is just as the article explains, Ultimate Cleanse. It's like blowing a fire hose over a sandbox filled with feeder mice. The sand blows out, the feeder mice blow out. The handful of toys you lost last year blows out. The grass below the sand blows out. The box itself starts to CRACK. Pretty soon, all you have is a bare patch of ground, and all the earth worms underneath running for cover.

Try bellowing out this ca ca while standing up once. Just for the heck of it.

I have used colon cleanse in the past- just the fiber not the detox system. After working their program 2x I had no IBS symptoms for years. I did not have the liquid experience because I followed the directions. I built up and then weaned off. I feel the need to do it again but I got years of benefit off the first purchase.

I tried colon cleanse about 10 days ago and I've been going on the average of twice a day....big healthy ones. Before I needed an mini enema to get it out. I feel lighter and so much better. I stumbled on this site by mistake because I googled colon cleanse to see what others have experienced. I'm up to the 3 pills of each right now, but not sure I want to increase at this point. I wait 3 days before increasing instead of 2 like the instructions say. I think 3 is the desired dosage for me.

yes marcy i am also getting the sharp gas pains in my stomach -- makes me not want to eat either, but i will continue using. All in all i think it is working. I feel close to having to go again

Folks, be careful: Laxatives are addictive! My long-time secretary, Fartis, got herself addicted to them several years ago, and she would swell up until we thought she was pregnant. Then, it turned out that she WAS pregnant!

But she went through hell breaking the dependence on the laxatives.

Me, I have IBS, so I don't know what it is to get constipated....

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Send all your money to Bilgepump, or to Dave!

Just wanted to offer my input on the Ultimate Cleanse products. This is my 3rd week using the pills, and boy do I have a lot less gas than what I was used to having. Now I don't have to blame the person behind me on who was the one who cut the cheese. I have about 2-3 bowel movements a day, drink lots of water, exercise, and every 2-3 weeks I visit a colonist and get the colon hydrotherapy treatment. I feel fantastic, more energetic and this product is very easy to take - just 2 pills. Most of the products on the market will send you to the toilet and perform the shit mishap from the Dumb & Dumber movie, or they will have those chalky tasting herbal teas, which will make you piss up a storm & forecfully make your toilet your new ball & chain. Oh and I also forgot to add that I lost about 5 lbs the past few weeks! :)

I've just started using Ultimate Cleanse. Like others, I was pretty sure that my polluted colon needed far more than the minimum so I began with 2 pills. I've had one very satisfying poop so far. It couldn't have been anything I ate in the last few days (which hasn't been much).

This glorious poop was HUGE. Literally the round size of my colon and almost the height of the toilet.

I do have a slight headache, though. Anyone else have any accompanying symptoms like headaches?

I recently bought the product called "Super Cleanse" by Nature's Secret, the same company that makes the "Ultimate Cleanse" product described above.

I think the main difference in the two products is that Super Cleanse is a one-part treatment, meaning one pill rather than two different pills. The directions are roughly the same: Start with one per evening, and then increase daily till 2-3 bowel movements are bestowed upon me.

Well, Im up to three, and NO CHANGE has occured. I also started taking Psyllium Husk Caps by NOW Foods at the rate of 3 per day. I have had NO satisfying, bulky, clean poopies. I have maintained my rate of one, dissatisfying, small, sticky session per day.

I always eat really healthy, with plenty of fresh vegetables, lots and lots of water and lots of fibery breads and cereals.

WHAT GIVES.

I began The Ultimate Cleanse 5 days ago. Believe me when it says Ultimate Clease it means it. I bet that my colon could pass a white glove test. I have been going at least 3 times a day. And I just did increase to 2 pills in the morning. I haven't weighed sence I began taking it, but I feel empty (If that makes ant sence).

I also tried Ultimate Cleanse and absolutely hated it for the reasons you all mentioned. It's SO harsh on my system!! I don't have the luxury of working where I can run to the bathroom on a minute's notice and I have an hour and a half commute so that obviously wouldn't be good for me! I don't know how you guys do it but it wouldnt' work for me. I did go online and do some searching and found a product called SoCal Cleanse. It seems that many celebrities use and love it! I know, I know, I bought into it but I figure if it's good enough for Denise Richards sweet bottom, it's good enough for me! :) lol And I gotta tell you guys I love it! It still does the job but it does it more slowly and much easier on my body. I've lost 7 and a half pounds over the past 3 weeks and I couldn't be happier! Plus, I have better skin and more energy. Ok, now that I sound like an infomercial (lol) I'll stop babbling. I just thought I would mention a more gentle alternative for anyone out there who can't take the harsher stuff.

I started my archeaological shit dig today! After spending hours on-line trying to figure out whether those grotesque, yet truly fascinating and awe-inspiring photos of "creatures from the black Poo-goon were real or not, I decided to take a trip to the local Whole Foods to see what I could find (instant gratification of poop is necessary - I couldn't wait for online products to be delivered :). Luckily I had printed out the ingredients used in a product called "Colpurin," and found that the Ultimate Cleanse system is pretty much the same action...just half the price!

I started out slowly, just the two pills (one of each), but I also bought some Senna tea...I read in numerous sites that this works some colonic magic as well! I have been drinking what I refer lovingly to as "poopy tea" for a couple years now, but it is just a colon stimulant and when you gotta go, you gotta go! Also, when I didn't drink it, I wouldn't crap at all!

Anyway, I present two questions to this amazing group of bloggers! 1. Have any of you, by using any known product, expelled any of those long, black, rope-looking things? or is that just trick photography? 2. After the "cleanse" do you still continue to have regular bowel movements or do you become "fiber dependent"?

Buy the 240 capsule bottle of Super Colon Cleanse , and call it a day. Take it everyday for approx. 1 month. Take a month off, do again.
Thats advice from my Colonist.
I fart in your general direction

Isn't a colonist someone who inhabits a colony?

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Fecal Matters.

These quacks that insist you need help to "cleanse" your colon are nothing more than the old charletans who would dispense miracle cures next to the travelling circus.

Unless you suffer from a twisted colon or other serious medical condition most internists will tell you that these quack flush remedies are no more useful than a few tablespoons of mineral oil. People let's not be so "ANAL".

"The danger of these practices depends upon how much they are used and whether they are substituted for necessary medical care. Whereas a 1-day fast is likely to be harmless (though useless), prolonged fasting can be fatal. "Cleansing" with products composed of herbs and dietary fiber is unlikely to be physically harmful, but the products involved can be expensive. Some people have reported expelling large amounts of what they claim to be feces that have accumulated on he intestinal wall. However, experts believe these are simply "casts" formed by the fiber contained in the "cleansing" products."

I took this quote from an article off of Quack Watch. SO Low Freddy, to answer your question, products like Colonix, and others that are loaded with fiber are just hoaxes. The rope like terds in the pictures are just what the quote says they are.. "casts". Cranberry juice, flaxseed, and other natural herbs can help to regulate you without the costs.

Great site. I'm using ultimate cleanse for the second time in the last twelve months. Each time - very good results. I, too, am very concerned about my colon becoming "cleanse dependent." Since no one really seems to mention this too much, my guess is that it is not a very common problem. Has anybody had an experience where a product like Ultimate Cleanse seemed to cause them to back-up more easily in the weeks and months subsequent to having stopped using the product?

Also, my BM's have been very soft, like thick oatmeal (Aren't you glad you know that?). Am I using too many of the pills! I just reduced to three from four.

Well, what I do know is that I'm feeling less bloated than I have in a long time - and it feels great! Good luck to everyone!

First off it was Jeff Daniels in the movie, that was bugging me.

I bought this product from:
http://www.naturesnutrition.com/SKU/5203.htm
IN CANADA

I have had great success. But first I will give some hints as to make it easier.

I saw the infomercial and I agree with a lot of what is said. Now some of it is bullshit, like it matters that they found 44 pounds of shit in John Waynes colon when he died.

This is not a weight loss product. Nowdays everything is marketed as weight loss. Bottom line if your a fatass and eat like one, you will still be one after taking this product.

But I am happy, finally I found something that eases my chronic constipation. But do yourself a favor go out and buy a $3 bottle of mag citrate (citro mag) and dring a glass of water 6 hours before and after taking full bottle, and spend 7 hours in the can purging your system. Why? You will start this system on a clean bowel, it will make this product work so much better.

Will you get fiber dependent? Yes... Makes sense. Anything you take to help, you form a dependancy on. Don't take this with any other product, it will not work as well.

I only take it once a day. Why people are wanting to go 3 times a day is stupid. You are damaging your system, destroying good bacteria with the bad, and getting dehydrated. If you take this thing 3 times a day you will go 3 times. But hey the manufacturer doesn't care, sells product. And I don't know where people find the time to be shitting all day, and I hate the thought of soiling the car.

So think and ignore the hype, use common sense.

But I have nice cream of wheat style crap, so for the $40 I spent, it works.

Make sure yours comes with the free 2 CD-ROMS, interesting commentary, can listen while yor in the can.

Overall I am happy.

Be warned though, if you have hyroid problems skip the multi-herb it is packed with iodine and will elevate your thyroid. It did for me and I read the label and freaked. So I now I just use the fiber.

Opps gotta go, somethings tugging in my colon

Screw all this stuff. Go Buy a 6 pack of the cheapest cold beer you can find and then leave it in you car for a week, then put it back in the fridge to cool down again, and then leave it in your car for another week. Once you have completed these steps, drink the beer and eat one pickled egg. Within a day, you will have no more shit in your bowels or annoying relatives in your house.

Got drunk last June with a buddy. After we was feelin' no further pain, the shiftless sonofabitch pulled out some cider, and we proceded twixt the two of us to chug down a gallon in just under two hours. I thought I was gonna shit my goddam brains out. My colon was clean I'll tell ya...

I haven't tried the Ultimate Cleanse, but I have been using a product called Colonix. It is a 2-3 month internal cleanse and detox program that is designed to cleanse your internal organs as well as your colon and gets the 'ball rolling' again. I have suffered from chronic constipation just before I turned 20 (I'm 25 now), and have had numberous tests, colonoscopies, and have been put on every antacid and laxative imaginable, and all of this only to make all the symptoms worse and not fix the internal problem. All the ingredients are natural, and it isn't harsh on your system as some other 'miracle cleanse' or shorter programs tend to be. You'll have mild, normal side effects from detoxing the first week or so, but it goes away along with the crap in your intestines. It has definitely done wonders for me...no more antacids, not more heartburn, and I'm able to 'go' once a day now rather than once a week. My skin has cleared up and my stomach is getting flatter. I'm one of those people with a 6-pack but my lower stomach has always looked 'poochy,' no matter how skinny I would get, and now I know why. It has also made me want to eat healthier, and I actually crave very fibrous foods now...I'm not forcing myself to have to eat them. You can find the product at www.DrNatura.com. I even have my picture and testimony posted on the site. Happy pooping!

I tried colon cleanse and I was rushed to the hospital because I couldn't stop shitting for four days. I took the whole bottle in one sitting for a joke between my friends and then all of a sudden, I just started shitting. Big Fat Juicy Steamy Shits started leaking out of every orvaice in my body. THANKS COLON CLEANSE!

I have read all posts and many are rather arrogant and have nothing to do with the problem.
The testimonies don;t have to be so grafic and
sometimes disgusting. It's a disgrace to English language that has much better words to express ourselves. By the way, Ultimate Cleanse has always worked very well for me in detoxifying my body and making me feel more energetic.

That would be "graphic", there, Classy.

Thanks for playing; we have some lovely parting gifts for you backstage.

HI, EAT WHOLE GRAIN TOTAL CEREAL! ONE BOWL MADE ME POOP FOR 2 DAYS, STARTED OFF RUNNY ENDED HARD MY ASS IS STILL RAW

Wow. That's quite a glowing endorsement for whole grains. Totally.

(I know, I know. I'm done for the day.) :)

Your review was plagiarized:
http://www.colonzone.org/Ultimate-Cleanse-Review.php

I just started taking Ultimate cleanse two days ago. I didn't begin taking it because I was constipated but because I needed to clean my colon in order to rid my body of toxins. The directions said increase dosage until you have 2-3 bowel movements a day. Heck, I have at least two or three good ones a day for the most part, but it varied in consistency. I also have a spastic colon so 30 minutes after I eat, I'm sitting on the can catching up on the sports page. Anyway, the Ultimate Cleanse has had me going pretty well but I went one step further in my quest to expel my body's toxins: I went yesterday for a Colon Irrigation procedure. Now you talk about cleaning your colon out, this procedure gets rid of everything down to the walls of your colon. What was supposed to take 30-45 minutes took 90 minutes for me due to the buildup of years and years of toxins in my colon. What came out of my ass varied from a long stick of jerky looking substance to chunks of slate rock looking stuff...yes it was disgusting but I had to look as I hoped seeing it would encourage me to keep leading the more healthy lifestyle I have recently adopted. I am going back next week for another. No it isn't because I enjoy the 3/16" pipet they ran up my ass a couple of inches, but because my colon is not yet clean. The health care professional has me taking a probiotic at night, and I am continuing to take UC at night and in the morning. The procedure made me kind of nauseous but now I feel fine. Today I have shit stuff you wouldn't believe. I figure by the time I have the colon irrigation next week, I may have the cleanest colon ever. Finally, I don't think drinking a six pack of cheap beer or drinking coffee is going to cleanse your colon...you are just gonna shit faster cause coffee and cheap beer get ya going. Also, I think Classy Lady is in desparate need of Ultimate cleanse as well as colon irrigation as it is obvious that something crawled up her ass and died.

I took ultimate cleanse, but I suffered complication and blew my o-ring. I spent 2 weeks in hospital getting my asshole fixed. The doctors couldn't explain what happened, all I know is I have been stabbed and on fire, but blowing your o-ring is the absolute most painful experience of you life.

Luckily there is a better way to have a colon cleanser and restore regular bowel movements. A colon therapist in your area may be contacted. Many people report being enjoyably surprised at the taste of the fiber.

Greetings,
Super Cleanse seems to be working well, has anyone come across a structured regimen for some of the other products offered by this manufacturer? By the way, I am also juicing (6oz spinach to 10oz carrot)another good remedy)

Regards,

Ya'll are tripping....I am laughing my head off........

After reading all the entries, I am moved to add my own. I bought Ultimate Cleanse today to hopefully rid my body of possible parasites. I just got back from Mexico, and although I didn't drink the water, I seem to have developed gas after every meal and among other symptoms, have a suspicion I picked up something south of the border. Does anyone have comments regarding the use of detoxifying the body and destroying parasites?

Get to the doctor for parasites. They are nasty little buggers and will only be killed by prescription meds ( or herbs, but you never really know what the correct dosage is and they can be inconsistent). Call the doc, get a blood sample taken and a stool sample. Some parasites can get into your bloodstream too, so go asap.
Beware. When the worms die your body will purge itself in a most revolting way, consisting of a big ball o'worms plopping into the potty. Then you'll barf because the sight is so gross! Clean inside and out. :o) Good Luck! NN

My husband bought the Ultimate Cleanse for me and I have been using it as instructed and it has been doing it's job. My first bowel movement to let me know just how backed up my pipelines are, happened while I was on the phone with him. I told him it felt as though my sides had come loose and was headed down the drain. I felt lighter and better. I can only think that it was due to letting out stuff that lost it's way quite a while ago. I have only been using it for about a week and some days but I will try and keep you posted on longer term effects. I hope loosing unwanted fat ass pounds are one of the perks. This stuff is not like a laxative where it leaves you feeling sick afterwards and you cry for the crapping to stop...no this feels like it should have always been. Nature never wanted the fast food life for us and Ultimate Cleanse gives mother nature a gentle push!

this is for the lady asking about the parasites there is a thing called parastroy its the same as ultimate cleanse but its for parasites its from the same company its a 2 part thing too.

You people aren't very smart ehh? If you didn't eat like shit, you wouldn't need a "colon cleanser" in the first damn place! Oh, and thats why most of you are fat also.
Fiber = vegetables.

I have been doing some research in pursuit of a good colon cleanser/detoxifier before beginning my long overdo diet. I was looking for the highly priced colonix that sells for 88.00 USD but was willing to settle for oxy-powder which I have read about and at 1/2 the cost. So, I went to the health food store today and while they had all kinds of colon cleansing/detox products including the dual action cleanse (as seen on tv) at a reduced price, the clerk had recommended "Ultimate Cleanse" as the best product and it only cost 28.95! She also said that it had exactly the same ingrediants as the dual action cleanse which sells for almost 3x the price. Took my first 2 pills 2 hours ago (one fiber, one herb) and can't wait for it to kick in so I can get all of this crap out of me. I can feel some slight gurgling around already. I've never shit 2-3 times a day, maybe 2-3 times a week so I can imagine that all this bloating and some of this excess weight and fatique is from my backed-up plumbing. OH, recently I tried over the counter fiber pills and all they seemed to do was make me constipated..so save your money if you were going to try the cheap way out, it won't work. Wish me luck! I'll let you know how its working in a few days.

Don’t make the same mistake I made several years ago. A lot of you probably heard on TV about my personal pooper cleansing disaster that people assumed my engaging in some personal kinky sexual pleasures that went wrong. This was not the case however I did find it arousing! I had shoved a burrowing gerbil up my anus thinking it would burrow its way through my impacted poop and ended up having to humiliate myself and go to the E.R. to have the gerbil removed by a doctor. I was really impacted and was praying for a BM even more with my hole plugged up with that squirmy gerbil. I think my idea failed because I didn’t use any lubricant and 2ndly because I did think to tie a string to his foot or something. Why not use a smaller gerbil you say? Well, it actually felt kind of good to have the gerbil up their wiggling through my colon. At the time I was wishing he was even bigger and how I should have opted to use its larger counterpart, a hamster.

Okay, who let that through?

lol...Gerbil?? that was funnier then the taxi driver who shoves green apples up his rectum. Where do these people get these thoughts???lol.

Well, today is day 2 for me. It has been 23 hours since I began yesterday and took my first dose. Upped my dose to two pills this morning (2 herb & 2 fiber). I'm still waiting. I did have a little action this morning but nothing to brag about. Felt a littled binded. 3 fat shorties. Left me feeling disappointed and eager for better results. Hope I get some good action sometime today. I'm waiting for the big relief/empty feeling that so many brag about.

Hi, I have been on this Ultimate Clense for about 10 days now. First day took one of each in the morning and one of each B4 bed. Next day 2 of each in the morning and 2 of each B4 bed. Then upped it to 3 of each in the morning (6 total pills) and the same B4 bed. Am I taking too much?????? I crapped about 5 times yesterday and some of them were really soft and runny. I had such bad cramps last night I couldn't sleep well, and today (havent taken any pills today yet) I feel pretty nausous, crapped twice already (both diarea and not very full-filling) I have had a lot of headaches the past week as well? I think I will just take 2 of each today one time, and then starting tomorrow go to 2 of each in the morning and 2 of each at night. Basically over all I just haven't felt very good the past week, and last night and today are the worst. I would appriciate any comments...Joe

Joe:

6 is the "maximum" daily amount. The desired "poop" results is 2-3 times a day, not 5! Why not try doing 2 pills in the morn and 2 at night. Today is my 3rd day, doing total of 4 a day and it seems to be giving me 3-4 BMs a day plus I have had a "little" cramping and very soft almost watery/furry looking stools but I am feeling better and a little lighter. I have heard that some of the other detox cleansing plans leaving you feeling a little ill and/or slight headaches too for about a week or so. Maybe a little discomfort is a result of detoxing but it sounds like 6 pills a day is too much for you. Then again, I am no expert and have been on Ultimate Cleanse a week less than you. I have a question of my own, how do you know if you have parasites? What are the symptoms? Anyone know?

I started taking the ultimate cleanse 3 days ago. I started out with one of each pills. I went once the first two days and Today I took 2 in the morning and just a little bit ago I had a nice b m .I havent had any serious problems. Just a bunch of poop maybe 6 at one time. I think I will probably stay at 2 pills twice a day. I have some gas but it isnt that bad. How long sre we suppose to take this??? till the bottle is empty? just wondering.

Cindy at the Health food store said it was the best. I just started 3 days ago.

My recommendation in using Ultimate Cleanse is be sure to invest in some nice fluffy soft toilet paper. I've been using it for about 2 weeks, 3-4 movements a day, that's ~26 movements, averaging 6-7 wipes a movement, that's ~169 wipes in two weeks...

I'm thinking of investing in a bidet...

For the people that have questions like, how much should I take a day, how long should I take it, am I taking too much, and so on regarding their poop consistency - READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.

All of your questions are answered in a few paragraphs.

Well, my wife and I (Mrs. Poop Dog) took our first Ultimate Cleanse pills today. We started reading this site and thought I was gonna die laughing!!! Butt this is serious stuff. Me and Mrs. Dog have been bound up off and on for years. She is a recovering Exlax addict. 12 step stuff. Anyway I am gurgling a might and the Mrs. is upset cause I had a quick "Wet One". Man are we hoping to rid ourselves of some alien type creatures and stuff we ate 30 years ago in the 8th grade. Me and the MRS. will give you all our daily "Chronicles of Poopia" and let ya know what comes out. She got a new digital camera, so I'll keep that with me, never know what might come out. Can't wait for the Poop Fest to begin !!!

Poop Dog here. Well we are on day 3 of Ultimate Cleanse. Mrs. Dog and I both had a couple "Sticky one's", you know, the type where it's all gooey and it's a "quintuple wiper". Then all hell broke loose. As we were both in quiet yet exited anticipation of the "Fruits" of our efforts, an attack of the expolding anus hit both of us with a vengence!!! Did you ever see the movie "Blowout?". Well it's been pretty much a "Brown Fire Hose" and it makes that aweful "Machine Gun" sound. We are talking DIHAREA folks. We are each taking 1 of each pills, 3 times a day. We thought we were gonna have some majestic Mt. Rushmore looking thing come out, and instead it was more like the famous Gangster "Machine Gun Smelly"!!! Well were are gonna keep at it, and let you know how it all comes out. Until then we will keep a People Magazine in 1 hand and a can of Glade in the other !!! Happy Trails...

To Bunga Din and all the people who think that holistic treatments are nothing but snake oil, all I have to say is try it for yourself. I used to be completely against it, until I started changing my diet to encourage weight lifting as well as fat loss (yeah, you CAN do both, contrary to popular belief), and I inadvertantly started a much more natural diet that the old, lazy me would have made fun of.

WOW, did I ever notice a change. I am always looking for ways to cut chemicals out of my life! I currently make my own skin and hair care products, and have several healthy recipes to mimic my favorite unhealthy foods.

So that's my advice: stop regurgitating the same stuff the pharmaceutical companies feed you, and see for yourself.

I have been using the ultimate cleanse for 5 days now,and have adjusted my diet to water,salads,fruits,and lite snacks.However at this moment iam very constipated,and my ass is sore.I bowed down and took a prescription i have for constipation.I heard so many good things about the cleanse i hate to stop taking it,but i feel it is not good for me iam up to 5 a day.So does anyone have any suggestions.

Hey julmo76 drink a ton of water.
Hey to everyone: I am on day 5. day 2 gave one as big as big as my forearm, day three gave me a a nice footlong with a hook bo peep would be proud of. and now its just chunky and gassy. whats up with that? i am up to 3 of each pill 2xday how high should i go?

Have tried Ultimate Cleanse but had so much cramping and diarrhea that I had to stop. Have tried the Candistroy with a lot of success and just finished the Parastroy, which I loved! I lost about 5 pounds and feel great!

julmo76, why don't you try an enema?

i have been searching for a while for what i should be taking for a good colon cleansing, but i was yet again deterred by an article recently published in time magazine about herbal supplements. i have bulimia as it is and when i am doing well and then suddenly binge, i try so hard not to vomit. well, doing well on that - but i've eaten so much (and have kept it down) that i've gained like 12 pounds in a month - so i'm feeling lethargic and i just don't know what to do!

has anyone used this ultimate cleanse for a long time - or used it if you have an eating disorder? i don't really know what it might do to my body and all the doctors just suggest a high fiber diet.

I've been on Ultimate Cleanse for about a week. I had to experiment with dosage. Four pills 2x a day gave me really soft BMs that ended up coming out in one inch increments and three just wasn't enough but three and a half has me going twice a day. I have a lot gas but it's mostly in the morning when I first start moving around or when I'm on the pot (I tend to have a lot of false alarms. It's a little heartbreaking.) As far as my history goes I've been going 2x a day my entire life with only a handful of bouts with constipation up until a few months ago when it dropped till about twice a week. No big change in my diet of lifestyle really. I just stopped going. Gained about twelve pounds and started to feel horrible. Since I've been on the product I sleep all the way through the night and feel better. No lifechanging BMs yet. This week I'm going on a fast and drinking only distilled water, organic apple juice, and this great organic lemonade guaranteed to cleanse your bowel. Along with the Ultimate Cleanse I'm hoping to have my bowels moving much smoother by the end of the week.

And to people frustrated or discourage by their results read the FAQ that came in the Ultimate Cleanse. Results vary. It sometimes takes weeks or months to acheive any results. I'm sure people with dirty colons and poor diets take a little longer to receive any real results.

I just bought Ultimate Cleanse and I'm hoping that it will work. I have a lot of problems with gas and it seems like I'm always backed up......I have been experiencing diarrhea lately; will this affect the UC in any way??

I am on my second day 2 pills in the morning 2 at night, still have not had a bm......waiting patiently........

I havent had this product but I will tell u that magnesium citrate made me lose 7 1/2 lbs before a tape and weigh test for the army.... Going and drinking Iraqi water did the same but continued for 2 months.....We called it >> Taji explosive ass syndrome

Holy S#it! I am really getting excited to DROP the cash on this product. I'll make sure to flush the news out to this site about how everything comes out!

WoW what A page..Im guessing this is a good place to get some real advice..so after i rolled myself out of bed at 2pm Ive decided I gotta get myself together..Ive been to the doc and im fine he says ..but Im tired all the time and im always bloated and have gas..i have severe bouts with the runs some days and cant go others..Ive been on the computer all day trying to find the right stuff to clean out my system..Im addicted to mountain dew and everything I eat comes with greas dripping off it..I saw alot of sights with the pictures of the huge snake looking things that people got rid of..and they all said thats how you know your colon is clean ..but none of you report that experiance??Im going to go tomorrow and try this stuff ..Im hopeing to get some energy back..Ive switched from the dew to bottled water and apple juice and i filled the fridge with fruit ...so I guess my question is ...I am or am not going to have a huge monster snake looking thing waiting to attack the toilet after i start takeing this stuff??Those pictures looked like someone shit out their colon not what was in it..

And I've just checked and you can get it in the UK!! Think I'll have a go too!!

I can poop 2-3 times a day with a full movement each time. Does that make me wierd or regular?

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Robo - no, it doesn't mean you are weird. It is a broad church. We are all different!! But I'd certainly say it makes you regular - very regular, if it comes to that!!!

RC13- I poop AT least that many times a day....You are not wierd.(Frank2401 new word for you) I think everyone's pooping is different.
Producing waste since 1967

MSS - yes, but your pooping ability is legendary. Robo is talking about mere mortals. I'd guess that your daily output would be about the same as I'd produce in a week!!!

I use WOW from Roex which comes in capsules and helps aide with regularity. I keep a bottle of this around for when I feel bloated and I take a couple which usually get's things moving out! Amazing, it feels so much better.

I've been on Untimate Cleanse for almost 3 weeks. I stuck to the same regimen since the 1st day: 2 tabs twice daily. It took me almost 36 hours for it to kick in, but when it did, OH MAN did some bad things come out of me. I don't know if I was halluncinating, but I could swear that I saw my old dog Scooby come out. No, Scooby wasn't a great dane, he was a miniature schnauzer....but it looked just like him. ....and my parents said that they dropped him off at a farm where he could run around in the fresh air and play with the other animals.....and poop whenever he wanted to. They lied to me! I HATE MY PARENTS!!! there I said it!

There's a joke here, somewhere, about the word, "Untimate", I just know there is!

Anyone? Anyone?

I just bought Ultimate Cleanse last night on a whim simply because it offers a 100% money back guarentee. I am a little nervous about the cramping (those are bad enough once a month for other womanly reasons) so I am guessing the key is to drink tons of water right? I workout 5 days a week already but I feel really bloated and hope this will do the trick. I would prefer to go to a specialist but I figure this would be a nice introduction to the world of colon cleansing. So I will be back once I get the product to read everyone's responses and adventures in poop.

I read through the website for Ultimate Cleanse, but could not find any info about how long you can or should use the product. Is this like a two week or a 30 day cleanser, and then you don't have to use it again for a few years? Or is this something you take 24/7 for the rest of your life.
P.S. Interesting reads! LOL!

Okay-- I got my stuff....when does the product start to work? I started this morning... I have to do the tea tonight! I am nervous and excited.

never in my life have i tried a colon cleansing product.didnt even know they exsisted.i have only had one magnificent movement in my life and that was after three days in vegas hitting every buffet on the strip and not shitting the whole trip.while at the airport waiting for my flight home it hit me like a ton of bricks almost didnt make it to restroom. i shit for a solid fourty five minutes and must have heard a hundred comments from other patrons. i had never felt better in my life than after shit. this product you all have been writing ultimate cleanse i have got to try where can i find it?

Hey, fellow Poopers. Can someone decipher the directions a bit for me?

I started Ultimate Cleanse last weekend for the first time and have felt better since, but I'm not sure if I getting all the effects.

The directions say to take no more than six a day, but does that mean 3 of the Herbs + 3 Cleanse morning and night (totaling 6) or can I try, say, 4 of each in the morning and 4 of each in the evening (totaling 16 tablets in a day)?

Sometimes, colon cleansers have small side effects like headaches and cramps, but they usually go away after a while.

all this reading about poo is making me want to go, and it also convinced me to try this ultimate colon cleanse, will update with the results.

I seriously cant wait to get some ulimate cleanse tomorrow...i think this could be the answer to those couple of pounds i have on me that really shouldn't be there with all the excerise i do....i cant wait to shit my brians out

Some colon cleansing products are scams, while others contain harmful ingredients.

If you are considering a colon cleanse, watch what you buy, the produt may do more harm than good.
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"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."

came on this site to get data on cleansers..havent laughed this hard in a long time....trying hard not to wake the wife as it
is 2 am..thanks a-- holes...lol...

I have read quite a bit of this page and had a few good laughs, but cannot help but wonede whey a good fiber cereal would not do the job just as well. Has anyone tried that?

okay- I have been on this product for 3 days now. My butt hurts, is that common? I have only little pieces of poo coming out and though I have never had hemmorroids it feels I may at this time. Any suggestions?

Well,I just fell inlove with 4 Part Organicas Colon Cleanse. They hooked me with the free probiotics. Its like Dr Natura Colonix but better. Not all the hype like passing rubbery stuff. My doctor said the rubbery stuff is just the Guar Gum in the Colonix Fiber. Dr Natura I guess was just 'chewing' My money all the way the bank. Spot I got it at mdnatura.com is really cool. That is mdNatura not drnatura(I wonder if they make chewing gum :0)

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/colon-cleansing/AN00065
Read this short article... and ask your doctor... ask a few!

I did a juice and fiber cleanse that produced rope shits like the ones pictured on dr Naturas site. If you want amazing results like the ones pictured, all you have to do is take an excess of fiber (psyllium husk powder works the best). I dont know if it is the fiber or some kind of intestine lining that comes out but it was definitely rope like, and didn't break apart. If you want to try it yourself you will need psyllium husk powder and a gallon or 2 of organic juice. For your breakfast lunch and dinner, mix 2 - 3 heaping spoons of the fiber into a glass of juice and stir until it starts to thicken. Drink it quickly or else it will be the consistency of thick apple sauce. I did this for 2 days and passed some crazy ropes with weird stuff inside. Even though I hadn't eaten for 2 days I didn't feel that hungry because of all the fiber. I felt great afterwards and would recommend this to anyone who is considering one of those expensive programs. It is much cheaper and produces the same if not better results.

i had tried many other things before getting the super cleanse for your colon; zelnorm (no thanks - made me dizzy and sick), fibercon (didn't really work), water (just made me pee a lot). i developed a problem with constipation after i quit smoking nearly 3.5 years ago. i'd never had a pooping problem before. but after i quit, i got bound up and the problem never reversed itself. i even went to see a gastroenterologist who didn't tell me anything i couldn't already find on the internet.

initially, i would use an enema if i got so backed up it was painful. but i got tired of having to go that route. before i quit smoking i was going 2-3 times a day and after i quit, once every three days. by day three (after no pooping), i was really irritable, crampy and uncomfortable.

i got some super cleanse for your colon after doing some internet research. i got a giant bottle of it for about $18 shipped. i take two pills a day every day and poop once or twice (usually just once) a day now. almost like clockwork. it works for me, no side effects and it's pretty cheap.

i wonder if there's actually laxatives in it though. if i don't take it for a day, no poop either. i might be dependent on it, which worries me. for now, it's working great, but it seems like i'll have to take this the rest of my life in order to poop normally. no biggie, really, but i'm wondering if there's any long-term problems i should be aware of.

Just bought the cleanser tonight. I'm hoping it works. I'll get you all in the loop. 'Day 1"

Many thanks to this site's contributors and REAL reviews (but no thanks to the no-life pranksters and/or teenagers that have muddied this site with bogus reviews). I am returning my newly-purchased Ultimate Cleanse (don't want the gas or the explosions!) and just ordered the SoCal Cleanse. I Googled the latter and it seems reputable and popular. I saw no negative reviews by page 7. If it fails, then I guess I will turn to the Colonix or the OxyPowder. Those are the top two names I see over and over on every site/forum.

This is not a very good or reputed colon cleansing product. If you really want a good colon cleanser, than you should check out OxyPowder or Blessed Herbs. Both of these products are from reputed companies and don't use any questionable ingredients.

Stay away from anything that is in tablet form, or use either Senna or Cascara Sagrada... both of those herbs can do some pretty wicked things inside of you!

I found this after watching one of those dumbass infomercials about colon cleansing....I know there is a way to do it that doesnt cost 100 dollars.
I have felt like crap for years, I bet I have a small village of naked midgets living in my colon, I cant wait to flush them out......

I am curious if anyone has tried Almighty Cleanse? while this is off subject.. I took a poo in Narita Airport in Japan, I walked into the comode that had a shower sign on it.. Anyway The shower meant it was a masaging toilet.. I took a mean poo there it was nasty. It only required one wipe it was the most comfortable i have ever been on a toilet. The japanese are ahead of their time. There was hot and cold water, massaging jets 3 different levels, and the damn thing had like a wireless remote.. they take it seriously there. I found a website called allbidet.com and they had something close enough for $89 which i still havent bought yet due to the fact i live in apartment and i do not think my toilet can be modded easy. For all the pooping one wipe is like a dream come true.

does not work!!! i have been on these things for a week. The product has mad e me poop less and just makes my ass hurt. I would suggest not wasting your money on this garbage product

Pvt. Poop, there is.

Psyllium husk.

These products change the way your poop looks coming out because they almost make a gel out of what's in there. This is what psyllium husk does. It's almost like making a colon jello mold that grabs whatever's in there and pulls it out. When it does come out, it looks like a lining. And psyllium husk does this just fine for a fraction of the cost. In fact, I think psyllium husk is one of the main ingredients of many colon cleansing products.

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www.daphneszoo.com

I used Almighty cleanse... while i did lose five lbs... i would have lost them anyway drinking that much water... I had maybe two really good poops other then that just the same poop everyday... It wasnt a total waste of money...however i would like to try something stronger next time... Oh i didnt poop anything weird looking,,,, but my poops started smelling like baby poops...and they were green lol not really green just light green

I've heard of a different colon cleansing pill called "CKLS". Which stands for Colon, Kidney, Liver, and Spleen. One of my friends had taken it for a week and lost 6 pounds and also had a very flat stomach (I was so jealous of her stomach). I am waiting on my bottle of CKLS. It comes with 100 capsules for only $18.50. Sorry I forgot the site but you can google it or just ask Jeeves.com. Also my cousin has taken it for 10 years and he said it gives him a great burst of energy. He said he took 8 capsules and drunk some olive oil. And lost 10 pounds in 2 days. But you might want to stay home that day or stick around a toilet and make sure you have a tv with you and also all of your magazines or books cause you'll be there for awhile. I'll keep you guys updated once I take it.

The first half of this page was great. Laughed my "arse" off. I was looking for the recipe for a fast called "The Ultimate Cleanse" it's a 10 day fast. Used to have the book, but loaned it to someone and can't remember whom.
So, here's my situation:
I moved to Switzerland from the US with my boyfriend at the end of last summer. The land of Cheese and Chocolate. Good God! They just don't eat the same here and it's crazy expensive to eat the way I was used to in the US -healthy. But I do the best I can. I get exercise, too. Don't work out but I ride my bike a lot when the weather is good. My hair and skin look like hell, I've put on close to 17lbs since we moved here and in general I just feel like shit!! No pun intended.
I don't have access to these fancy (and somewhat scary) products I've been hearing about. Does anyone have an alternative -like herbs that I can buy -but that wont give me a major case of the hershey squirts or a ring of fire? I need something that will detox and cleanse my system -gently...

Some advise for others with sore bottoms from too much wiping:
Baby wipes!
Johnson & Johnson makes these awesome baby wipes! They're in a pink package(I used to get them at Toys R Us when my son was in diapers). They work amazing and don't have that gross, nauseating baby product smell or too harsh ingredients that make you raw. Wipe with those (and then pat dry with t.p. if you feel too "slick" down there afterwards). Baby wipes do the trick. I swear by them.

I just bought Ultimate Cleanse tonight and have already popped two of the pills. So far I have only gas. I'd have to say I am a bit disappointed to hear that many are experiences gas, because one of my reasons for using a colon cleanser is due to certain IBS symptoms ( gas, grumbling stomach noises, nausea) and fear of parasites as I've travelled. Although I have done a parasite stool test and the results returned negative.

This is just my way of making sure I get rid of whatever is wrong down there, which I know for a fact there defintely is. Welp I hope this works well and also I hope the gas dies down so that I don't have to take Phazyme during my exams.

Colon cleansing is an important thing, and the whole practice of colon cleansing and detox has been around for centuries. It's all about finding one that's within your price budget and works well with your daily routine.

I use the ultimate colon cleanse once. It was only ok. I was a bit tired and stopped after the 6th day

I just wanted to let everyone know that if you have parasites, the colon cleanse will not work. It will most likely make it worse. You may feel more pressure without relief. So, if you are experiencing a lot of gas while trying a colon clease product, it is a sure sign of parasites! Even if you have not left the country, it is definitely possible you may have picked the little critters up. Once you get rid of them, you can use the colon clease with more success, but you may not even need to. For you own health, check it out!

Eat your black beans with epazote and you will probably not have intestinal parasites. Epazote is included in many animal foods for this very reason.

Eat lots of fiber and drink lots of fluids and your colon will probably be as clean as the inside of an asshole should be.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

This page is the shit! no pun intended... LOL Im gonna go cleanse my colon tonight, I think I may have up to ten pounds of impacted poo in me... Im so full of crap! LOL - I cant wait to drop these kids off at the pool!

I poop so much I feel like I am shitting razor fuckin blades!

For the ultimate gut cleansing try a good case of amoebic dysentery. Full blown dysentery is to diarrhea as pure grain alcohol is to weak beer. I had this once while in Japan (although I was probably infected during a trip to the Philippines) and would wish it on no one.

After the first 15 or 20 explosive dumps you are only able to produce a teaspoon or so of sludge in subsequent tries even though you feel like you are ready to squirt out a quart or two. Do this every 15 or 20 minutes for a day or so and your asshole will know the meaning of sore. I was on the verge of hospitalization when my condition improved.

Dysentery throughout history has been one of the major killers in wars.
Shitting yourself to death is not an easy way to go.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

The ultimate cleanse really works. The secret is drinking tons of water a day along with the tablets. I drank 10-15 8floz cups a day along with 12 tablets a day (3 of each in the morning and 3 of each at night) for 3 weeks and I had bowel movements 3 -4 times a day consistently starting the next day of the cleanse. Also I increased my intake of fruits and vegetables significantly. TRY IT IT WORKS!!

The first cleanse I used was Dr. Natura's Colonix and got the impression that it was just the fiber mixed with the shit I would normally have gotten out, you could tell the difference between my shit and the fiber because it looked pretty much the same coming out as it did going in. So it was shaped funny sometimes but I think it was the "casting" someone else mentioned. I will admit that it did make me feel more "empty" afterwards though. I didn't finish the whole thing though because you have to mix it in a blender every morning (its super thick) and I didn't always have time so eventually I missed enough days in a row that I just quit.
Next (about a year later) I tried Ultimate Cleanse for about a week or two and it just gave me gas and explosive diarhea! Then about a week later I shat a toilet bowl full of blood. It didn't hurt or anything, but when I went to wipe (and sneak a peek at what I'd left in the bowl) it looked like somebody dumped a packet of red kool-aid into the water. Went to the doc and they said it was probably just hemmoroids, but I never had anything like that before. She suggested I drink Metamucil and I've been doing that since. You will have awesome big old logs with metamucil, but they're soft so they don't hurt coming out. You can see the metamucil in the shit like I could with Dr. Natura, but it turns into more of a gel whereas the Dr Natura was more thick and pasty. And it costs a hell of a lot less and you can mix it into water with a spoon, no blender needed. And if you get the orange kind it tastes like orange kool-aid. So if you're having a hard time going, that's what I'd suggest. You do get kind of dependent on it though, if I don't take it for a few days I still can go but it takes longer and my ass gets really sore (f'n hemmoroids!)

Hope that helps someone. Oh, and this site is awesome, its the 2nd time I ended up here through searching for something poo related.

My fellow Poopmeisters. Thanks for all the gut wrenching laughs. A few years back an Executive buddy of mine turned me on to what I think was this Ultimate Cleanse product but I wasn't sure if that was it or not. Worked wonders! Figured it was time to get this done again. The results from the last time were as most of you have stated here although I never had any anal blasting or explosive shits like mentioned. The local GNC here had Ultimate Cleanse but the sales guy brought to my attention another product that is suppose to be as effective, less harsh on the body and it also cleanses the liver and kidney toxins. For a few extra dollars I invested in the "Complete Body Cleansing Program". It has a 100% money back guarantee so I'm not concerned if it doesn't work as expected. I start the program tomorrow so in a few days from now I'll post any promising results.

Hard to give 100% of the money back to a dead guy. Just sayin'.......
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

HI everyone , i have used this product in past and worked well. but its pricy to kep using . i came across Citromag at shoppers today for $5 . has anyone used it ? its a bottle you drink . i dont have any problem with pooping i just want to clean my system and get solid abs.
any idea ?

Okie Dokie.....
Day 7 is finally here and it's been a weird week for sure. And oh....Thank you "Bilgepump" for your optimistic input...NOT!
DAY 1 through 3: Nothing to report here except going to the GNC to ask just when this "Total Body Cleanse" was supposed to kick in.
DAY 4 & 5: UGH...I'm so bloated and never had so much gas. Thank goodness it's only air and doesn't stink bad.
DAY 6: OMG...The scoots have begun. Have to be careful knowing if it's a fart or not. Mostly water and almost no solids.
DAY 7: Damn..Now I don't trust my farts at all & the rosebud is tender from all the wiping. Tonight will be the last dose of this cleansing product but I really don't think I'm getting the results I was expecting. I've had no real indication that my colon is being flushed and I don't feel much better than before. I'll wait till tomorrow and see if I need to go back and get my refund. Yes "Bilgepump" I lived to collect it! Prolly get the Ultimate Cleanse and start all over again.

Glad you made it through, N2.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Has this happened to anyone else? Saturday morning I had the incredible urge to poop. Brief history: I had had diarreah in Portugal 5 days earlier and hadn't gone since then. I did my usual things (fiber increase, water, coffee, Bowtrol, Fibercon). These things all worked as I REALLY had to go. When I tried going, I couldn't. I tried an enema..nothing. I ended up at the ER because I was shaking (the poop was hitting a nerve). Turns out I had an impaction. I had my hubby of 3 weeks give me another enema (as the ER sent me home to get suppositories) and horrified I finally "passed" a 3.5 lb turd. I've been treating myself with suppositories since. Turns out I had an impaction and I am terrified for this to happen again. I can't imagine that child birth could be worse (and I am 100% serious). Any advice????

Yeah, do something incredibly nice for your catch-of-a-hubby that will remind him of the more-advanced evolutionary functions of your plumbing.

Dear Pooped_out. Been there and done that too. Shitting a brick seriously comes to mind here. Although I had to discover on my own that I had an impaction, I exercised an unusual creative solution for my problem. After personally inspecting my blockage with my finger, I realized about how big it was and how hard it was and that at that time there was only 1 reasonable solution that I could try on my own. Fortunately for me, my "brown boulder" was close enough that I was able to dig it out piece by piece with my finger. No easy task here!! Believe it or not, it IS possible to make yourself relax enough to get way up in there as I had learned at that time. Fortunately I was able to break it up into smaller pieces and eventually assist my "reluctant visitor" to depart. All in all I'd say it was somewhat larger than a baseball. I don't really know what causes these as I have only had this problem once. The consistency of these "rectal road blockers" is not very malleable at all. This is why they tend to get stuck. 10 points to your hubby too...WHAT A CATCH! Drink lots of water and make sure you are not lactose intolerant. Dairy products could be a likely culprit.

Thank you Logjam. I am most gracious for him. I just hope we don't find ourselves in the same position. Does anyone know if suppositories are addictive?

What a great website! I've been using Ultimate Cleanse for years and I love it. I feel so much better on it and I hope I have not become addicted to using it. My brother tried taking it and could not tell any difference, I think he needed to up his dosage. After reading down thru the posts it appears that is may work faster for women.

I've also tried the Super Cleanse by Nature's Secret, it's a great product also but it made me pooh before I could reach a toilet. That was a complete disaster several times, I had to pull off the road and run into the woods. I ended up getting poison ivy on my who-ha. It was awful!