We're making a TV documentary for the BBC in the UK all about Toilets of the world .. called 'Flush'. Where are you based in the US? We're filming for a few days over there in the summer. Alternatively just make contact via e-mail, it would great to speak to you. Happy Independence Day!! Time here is 3.45pm.

Thanks, Sally.

poodle shits are also referred to as "squittles".

funny shit

oops i squirted again, I made you believe that it wasn't me.

GAS GIANT: A turd of such density and startling proportion that you are amazed that your rectum could open wide enough to release it. This is usually caused by waiting too many consecutive days before taking a dump. These turds infrequently float and are typically followed by a short but steady stream of trapped gas.

RINGBURN: The burning sensation caused by dropping a GAS GIANT or poo containing sickness-causing bacteria.

Screaming shits: when you take a poo and it hurts!

I loved it. IT conected With me in so many ways. It taught me many things that i won't forget. Love Jake

When you Run to the bath room but don't make and you shit yourself.

STARRY shit is something I experience occasionally. It is evil.

CHRONIC shit is also an occasional problem and it is equally evil.

A couple shitty experiences to add:
COVERT CRAP
When you are in the public restroom and don't want anyone to hear you farting or crapping so you make other noises, such as a cough to cover the splash.

NOT NOW
Having to take an important phone call while mid-turd or mid-wipe. Then pretending not to be in the john when the person inevitably asks.

"Overflow catastrophe": When you flush the hopper while still sitting thereon (in order to contain the stench), then too late realize that there's a stoppage in the plumbing, and the bowl overflows into your pants.

poppers: A group of about 50 tiny farts that makes the 'nam vet in the adjacent stall fall to the floor and cover his head DAMN COMMIES!

Camporea

When camping in the woods with no bathroom fixtures for many miles. Sure you take some toilet paper, thinking mistakenly that it will be enough. You lean against a soggy fallen tree and begin about your business stripped from the waist down. You poo a massive amount of squishy poo and wipe and wipe and wipe. Then you realize there is more ready to come out, so you poop more before you realize you are now out of toilet paper. Then your friends come looking for you because you have been gone for a long time and you have to send them back for more TP. Finally you finish your squishy poo pile and get all cleaned up when you turn around to get dressed again and see a car full of people drive by laughing at you. Who knew there was a road so close?

The Fecal Leakal This is when you go poop and get yourself all cleaned up.... then a while later you feel a little squishy between the cheeks and check it out. You discover some brown lava has oozed from the mouth of the smelly volcano of stink.

Dave, I've read a number of requests for a PR glossary or dictionary. I didn't realize there was already the beginning of one on here until I stumbled across this.

Would it be worthwhile to consider "The Dumptionary" as another PR feature? For example, a number of terms I've heard used on this site regularly could use to be defined. Just a few would include Gwisdelian, Liquishit, and Sphincterine. I know there are many others; perhaps some posters could send in additions.

Would there be any interest in this?

There was a link to it on the front page somewhere, but I can't find it anymore, but this is what you're looking for, Dumpster. It's actually in the forums.

It's called The ULTIMATE Poop Glossary.

The Nail Biter:

This is the classic work poo situation:
You have to go so bad that you plop down on the seat even though the stall next to you is already occupied by someone else with the same intention.
Nobody wants to be the first one to release a spitting, wet turd with another person 1.5 feet away. Who knows, it might be your boss, and if you aren't careful, you might end up with the dreaded Face-Off (when you exit the stall at the exact time that the other stinky crapper does). So you sit there and try to hold it as long as you can,using Zen breathing techniques and meditation, hoping beyond hope that the other person will finish or give up before you do, so you can enjoy your poo as you would a fine wine: slowly savoring it until it is all gone.

I checked this site because I just had a hangover shit, and now I know so much more about poop, thanks :D

Or how about the "beached poo". most frequently occurs in shelf toilets. The beached poo is a poo that is out of the water, and the flush is too weak to push it into the water (and more importantly, down the drain).
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I am winter's hurricane, I am the great blizzard of 1899, and no body shall be exempt from my wrath.

Constirrhea - The combination of constipation and diarrhea, wherein you think you have diarrhea, so you run madly to the shitter, only to fart a few times and be utterly unable to poop.

Diapation - The other version of the above, wherein you're constipated - but once you finally do poopie, it's a massive load of foamy liquishit.