Every other site in the world goes commercial around this time of year... we thought we'd join in the fun.

Sometimes, the fact that I'm shilling a particular product may seem ethically suspect. I've identified most of the conflicts of interest.

UNDER-EASE FART-BLOCKING UNDERWEAR Someone's finally done it. Underwear with a built-in filter that keeps the fart smell in. Imagine the possibilities! Now you (or your smelly significant other) can fart with impunity, unconcerned about whether gassy pleasure causes others pain. Now, $21.00 may seem like a lot for underwear, but I guess you have to decide what's worth more -- money or fresh air. CRONYISM ALERT: None, actually, although I did once ask the folks at Under-Ease for a pair so I could review it. They never responded to me. Click here for Under-ease Underwear.

FECES FROM FECES FARMS I'll only buy my fake feces from a small mom-and-pop shop that sells fake feces for the right reason -- for the love, not the profit. At Feces Farms, you get geniune, honest-to-goodness fake feces, produced lovingly by people who care. Plus, each fake feces comes with an official Certificate of Authentishitty. Choose from "log" or "pretzel." CRONYISM ALERT: Feces Farms gives PoopReport free feces to use as prizes for our various contests. Click here for Feces Farms.

THE BROWN ALBUM -- BEER SOFTENED STOOL The self-described "Lords of Potty Punk," Beer Softened Stool's The Brown Album is, in the words of our review, a good album to play "when you're drunk and angry." Although the CD is a little light on poop-specific content for my tastes, our reviewer gave it three wipes. CRONYISM ALERT: Beer Softened Stool's Fan Club President, Chip Brown, is a good friend of and frequent contributor to PoopReport. Click here for Beer Softened Stool.

THAT'S DISGUSTING: AN ADULT GUIDE TO WHAT'S GROSS, TASTELESS, RUDE, CRUDE & LEWD by Greta Garbage. Page after page of sex, dung and other such stuff. Nasty stories, facts and trivia about everything. Basically, all you've ever laughed about on South Park is covered in this book, only this stuff really happened. CRONYISM ALERT: Greta has ran book excerpts on PoopReport in the past, and once gave me an autographed copy of That's Disgusting. Plus, I'm an Amazon Associate, so I get 15%. Click here for That's Digusting.

HOW TO GOOD-BYE DEPRESSION: IF YOU CONSTRICT ANUS 100 TIMES EVERDAY. MALARKEY? OR EFFECTIVE WAY? by Hiroyuki Nishigaki The premise behind Hiroyuki Nishigaki's book (translated from the Japanese) is that if you constrict your anus 100 times a day, you feel good. I just constricted once, and that felt pretty good, so I imagine 99 more times will be bliss. Plus, Hiroyuki claims some fellas experience added sexual prowess with this technique --- as if you needed more convincing. CRONYISM ALERT: None! I'm actually recommending this book out of the goodness of my heart, and not blatant self-interest. Except, I'm an Amazon Associate, so I get 15%. Click here for Constrict Your Anus.

ENEMA STORY by Normane Cobbleson From the author's Amazon.com statement: "'Enema Story' is about the life of a fictional character, Charlie Wisner. The time frame is from the late '30s to the new millennium. The story details the enema and colonic irrigation aspects of the character's life from childhood on. The novel is unusual because the subject matter has been considered taboo in recent years, and the focus of the story is on this aspect of Charlie's life." CRONYISM ALERT: None, except the 15% Amazon will hook me up with if you buy this winner. Click here for Enema Story.

DAN WOOD: THE LONGEST URINAL Dan Wood is a gifted artist who's work explores the toilet as a cultural institution from Roman times to the present. Dan's work teaches us that as far as technology has advanced, humanity is still driven by the same basic needs: we eat, we drink, and we shit. Now, Dan's art ain't cheap, but it's meaningful, and for the culturally aware PoopReporter, it's a must have. CRONYISM ALERT: I'm bugging him to do an article for PoopReport, and I'm hoping that this listing here will encourage him. Click here for Dan Wood.

HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS: AN ENVIRONMENTALLY SOUND APPROACH TO A LOST ART by Kathleen Meyer A featured part of Chip Brown's Book of the Dump Club, this book is written by a Colorado River guide with a slant towards teaching people not to shit where they drink. CRONYISM ALERT: None! Except if enough people buy this, Amazon will give me a huge commission and I can retire. Click here for Shit in the Woods.

THE INTERNET URINAL If you're like me, sometimes you can't tear yourself away from the ol' computer until it's almost too late -- or, every so often, when it's just too late. Now, thanks to some cleverly molded plastic, all your problems are solved. CRONYISM ALERT: None! I just like this product. Click here for the Internet Urinal.

BUB L. BREEZER This cute little guy makes fart noises and blows bubbles out of his tiny puckered little brown asshole. Awwwwww! Lookit him go! Hehehehheee hee heee! CRONYISM ALERT: None! My friend Michelle gave me one, but I'm not promoting it out of self interest. Click here for Bub L. Breezer.

EVERYONE POOPS by Taro Gomi It's true, everyone poops. This little kids' book teaches one of the more important messages we can learn: namely that poop is natural, it's beautiful, and everyone and everything does it. (Well, maybe not the beautiful part). CRONYISM ALERT: None! Except the ching-ching from Amazon if you buy this. Click here for Everyone Poops.

THE TOILET PAPERS: RECYCLING WASTE AND CONSERVING WATER by Sim Van Der Ryn Another recommended selection from Chip Brown's Book of the Dump Club! According to Chip, this book covers the basic history of toilets and explains in layman's terms some of the available alternative pooping technologies. CRONYISM ALERT: None! Except Amazon's cash in my pocket. But believe me, I could use it. Click here for The Toilet Papers.