Charmin Plus

Posted 06.29.2002 by Joe (91)
charmin plus

RATING:     84/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $2.35


COST PER ROLL:   $.80
# OF SHEETS:   341
# OF PLYS:   1
 
MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4"
SQ. FOOTAGE:   250
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Plastic wrapping
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
none.
ANY OTHER INFO:
Only comes in white. Used to be smaller rolls only, but now they have Giant rolls. The only paper I've ever packed for trips!

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
The best thing is the aloe and the fact that the paper is rugged, yet soft. It rarely rips and feels very good to the touch. The aloe has it although other aloe papers do not compare.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Like I've said above, never has my finger (well, maybe once) poked through while wiping. I'm a digger and this really stands up! Soft and just moist enough to keep your butt happy. No finger ripping! Also doesn't "pill up" when you dig.
ANYTHING ELSE:
The aloe!
SOFTNESS   5
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   5
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   5
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   5
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   5
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   5
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   4

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes

Rand (not verified) -- 07.11.2002

This is by far the best shit paper ever made. When you go to someones house and you see this in the shitter you know they care about their ass.

The soft soothing aloe is most gentle after a night of heavy drinking and mexican food.

larry (not verified) -- 08.11.2002

THE BEST SHIT TICKETS ON EARTH!!

Junky John (not verified) -- 02.16.2005

Charmin Plus Aloe is the ONLY TP good enough for my co-co. I take it to work, I take it when I travel. In fact, you might find what's left of my roll if you happen to get the hotel room I was in. Enjoy!

If you truly need the best for you colon, you MUST try a roll. I bet you'll never go back.

Sad Nick (not verified) -- 02.20.2007

The worst has happened. My grocery store has stopped selling Charmin with aloe. I have tried to find substitutes but nothing was as good as Charmin with Aloe. Come back Charmin with aloe! I need you!

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 02.09.2008

Charmin Plus all the way. I would be devastated if they stopped selling it.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 08.22.2009

They have changed the formuala!!!! (8/09) and now the sheets are only 200 and the product is CRAP!!!!! Go get the old stock before it is gone forever!!! I called Charmin to complain.....

Anonymous CowardEss (not verified) -- 10.11.2009

I'm at Walmart right now standing in the TP isle lookin for my old friend AGAIN (maybe the last few times was a fluke) I have plenty of the new charmin at home but (we sorely (pun intended) miss the old aloe charmin) I knew others were experiencing the same horror, so I pulled out the iPhone googled and find you"z guys. So I guess it's true, the love affair is over.

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