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Charmin

Posted 02.22.2001 by SkyBoy (30)
charmin

RATING:     67/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $5.00


COST PER ROLL:   $.50
# OF SHEETS:   100
# OF PLYS:   1
 
MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4"
SQ. FOOTAGE:  
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Plastic wrapping covers 4 rolls
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
none.
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
none.
ANY OTHER INFO:
Unscented, Sin Fragancia, Good Housekeeping, text also written en espanol.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Looks, light and easy to unroll, no annoying adhesive that rips half the roll of when trying to undo the first sheet.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Light yet surprisingly strong... Picks up shit pretty good... doesn't feel like a cheese grater against the ass, but not so soft as to make one feel like a poof... A Puritan quality in that it is practical and affordable, but with all the sensibilities of Rastafarianism...
ANYTHING ELSE:
This TP is for those who want quality yet are too cheap or too embarrassed to buy 2-ply prissy paper. Using this TP reminds you that you are a man, not a cream puff... Ladies might take head not to use this brand unless they are trying to get more in touch with their masculine, French Canadian fur trapper side.
SOFTNESS   3
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   5
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   3
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   4
APPEARANCE   3
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   3
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   4
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   4

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes

Laura (19) -- 03.22.2003

doing a paper for english comp 2 class..and need your rating scale used on these pages

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