Charmin Ultra

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charmin ultra



# OF SHEETS:   500
# OF PLYS:   2








"Softest Ever!"


A chart comparing Charmin Ultra with regular Charmin.



Like pooping on a pillow. Ultra charmin feels like a smooth warm blanket gliding
over my butt. It feels very soft, almost as if it has lotion on it. Charmin
Ultra's TP tears easily and effectively. This toilet paper is so soft you
could wipe your ass a million times and wouldnt give you any painful rashes.


This brand does live up to its promise. Nice smooth wiping action, no dull
residue =) I would buy this brand anyday.















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71 Comments on "Charmin Ultra"

Anonymous Coward's picture

So far you have had mother bear inspect her son ass hole for toilet paper twice. WTF ! How about next time you have father bear inspect his daughters ass hole and vagina for bits of toilet paper. How does this idea sound? I bet you would have tons of complaints if this were the case. What is it with your company and mothers that smell their sons bed sheets and mothers that listen to what their son is doing in private behind bathroom door. What kind of incest pedofile woman is writing commercials for your company?

Ed  from New York's picture

The good old people at Charmin probably not wanting to increase pricing on their packaged toilet tissue have resorted to renaming them and reducing the quantity of sheets by a whopping 22 percent!!!!!!

Yep the old “regular size 100 sheet roll is now 88 sheets ,and the Double roll [used to be called big roll] was 200 sheets is now 176!!!!! If you are lucky you might find some of the older stock in the store before its replenished with the new packages.

So maybe they think that no one would notice. But there you go, another manufacturer either reducing quantity and/or increasing prices.

boycott Charmin!'s picture

I googled "allergic Charmin"..and this page came up..and I don't feel alone anymore! Thanks people!
I bought Charmin Ultra for the first time ever because it was on sale at Wal-mart(ONT CAN)(it's true about the lint!)..and soon broke out in itchy hives all down there, everywhere! I was in tears with the itching..(since I am also allergic to latex I was trying to pinpoint what I had changed recently that would cause this break out??!)...and thanks to this page I now know the new TP is the culprit...oh what a relief...literally!!
I will never, never, EVER buy this TP again!

Jesus's picture

Oh my god...MY ASSHOLES ITCHINESS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS HAS JUST BEEN EXPLAINED. This is like finding a cure for cancer, but better. Only people who suffered from an allergic reaction due to that product can understand what I'm saying. I thought my dog had given me worms, I wanted to curl up and die because my asshole was so itchy. It finally stopped for a few months, Charmin went on special and I bought some more (being Jewish and all) and OMG it came right back. I understood it was all because of the toilet paper.

Don't get me wrong, Charmin is the strongest most amazing toilet paper for anybody who doesn't have that kind of reaction, but I'm never touching this shit again personally (pun intended).

KayKay's picture

I googled "charmin" and "clogs" and blam this page comes up. A lot of the comments here reaffirm what I say about Charmin every time I get duped into buying it when it is on sale or absent mindedly buy it when I am in a hurry. It is horrible!!!!! It clogs badly. Once you use it and it sits in the toilet for a second, it puffs up like a washrag and clogs instantly. We just went through a 12 roll pack and had to plunge every time we used the toilet. It was disgusting. Plunging disgusting poopy water at 7 am when you're tired and groggy is NOT my fun. I agree with someone about suing Charmin. I dread the idea of what my septic system looks like after those 12 rolls!!!!

ConcernedBeg's picture

Charmin Ultra Soft is soft and cushiony. BUT I kept getting inflamed and itchy and had to wipe with a washcloth and lint balls would fall and peel off of me. I keep a constant bladder infection..took me a while to figure out what was causing the problem. Screw Charmin im going back to Angel Soft!

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Content ModeratorComment Quality Moderatorf 5000+ points

Dad at 51......You need to read "1984".

Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

dad at 51's picture

cant figure out the charmin philosophy on less is better, the double sheets are only 2oo per roll, the other guys are 300

Why can't TP be soft AND strong...'s picture

Good luck with that whole avoiding-all-Procter-&-Gamble products forever thing, anonymous dude. Gonna be a bit tough.

Just tried a Charmin Ultra Strong 6-pack (first time using Charmin again in years)... Going back to Quilted Northern Ultra Plush next TP shopping trip. Nothing bad about the Charmin, just not quite as soft (though about the same strength). Smells a bit off compared to the Q.N., too.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Poop on Charmin! No regular rolls any more! CanNOT use those huge, giant, big, humongous, bigger than a tank rolls. Also, on their site, I am INSULTED -- I am not "eligible" to send them an email! Go try it yourself. What is "eligible" in their peabrains? Have used Charmin for years -- no more! Am now on the hunt for a new brand. Will not ever, EVER use another P&G product either! I'll make sure! FOREVER!

daphne's picture
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Blame it on those fucking bears.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

Bill from Mass's picture

new Charmin unacceptable! The paper less pliable. It does not separate
easily causing it to shred and unroll. The layers are not tight together. NOT AS SOFT!
Customer service denies that the "new" Charmin is any different,
only that the embossed pattern is.

Curtis's picture

I hear you Jim...the new formula is CRAP! (no pun intended)....have since switched to Cottonelle

itchy and upset's picture

the regular toilet tissue is not what i have a problem with, its the flushmates that i do have a problem with, since i started using them about 3 days ago i have discovered a rather nasty bacterial infection due to using the wipes and im not a very happy camper. i called customer service to complain about what they did to me and the lady on the other end hung up.
i will never buy another charmin product again.

Jim's picture

They need to bring back the old formulas, these new ones are terrible. I've scoured the aisles looking for the Charmin Ultra with the familiar old "dimples" that was so soft and did such a great job of getting you clean. I can wipe forever with this new stuff and never get clean, bring back the old stuff Charmin!!! Call it Charmin Ultra Classic if you must, just make it available again... please!!!

Currently looking for a new brand, I've tried the triple-ply Quilted Northern Ultra Plush and it's the same as the new Charmin -- it's soft but doesn't get you clean. Cottonelle is up next, but Charmin has lost me for good unless they bring back the old stuff.

Megg W.'s picture

there is something in or on this paper that is giving me frequency issues, like a bladder infection! They have it at the house where I babyst, and everytime I go there this happens, well I finally figured out it's the T.P.!!! It stops as soon as I get home, and use my cheap paper!

Itcheh Kitteh's picture

On a hunch I did an internet search for the words "charmin" and "itch", and this wonderful enlightening page came up. Just glad I finally clued in to what the problem was! Switched back to Royale tissue last night and irritation is already gone.

Bob S.'s picture

Tried Charmin Ultra in the red pack. For the first time I was well pleased. Only complaint is cost. At 77 and on soc. sec. I must rearrange the budget to afford it.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Oh PLEASE bring BACK the old Charmin !! This thick heavy stuff compares to wiping with a BOUNTY TOWEL.. and backs up our septic something terrible !! Worst idea to EVER come along.. Maybe I'll use that HUGE pack I bought to scrub floors or dry dishes with ?? Now- I have to get out there and try to find toilet paper that compares to the OLD NORMAL Charmin Toilet Paper !!

LMAO's picture


With that being said I'm a charmin girl... Can't live without this stuff... Wish it was cheaper, or you know what you should send coupons to loyal customers! It would make our day!

anonlulz's picture

I only need about 3-4 squares to wipe my ass using this stuff. The other brands i had to wrap the squares around my hand several times so it didn't rip when i wipe. It costs about a dollar a roll for Charmin one of those 24 rolls a pack costs about $20.00 =/ but its worth it.

slowpooer's picture

I prefer Charmin Ultra strong, it is amazing and if i use anything less i feel like its just too cheap. im the pickiest toilet paper user around. i even carry a plastic bag of it in my purse, i have major pooper issues though, i love to poop. i feel so much better afterwards. plus i get work done in there

Smart Ass's picture

So we were running low on toilet tissue and so while I was at the store, I thought I'd pick some up. We usually buy Majesta....I grabbed a pack of Majesta only to realize that they have decreased the size of the roll! Instead of 352 sheets per double roll, they are only putting 280 sheets per double roll and charging the same! WTF? So I decided to call Majesta! They are claiming to be using a better quality paper and so they think we should be using less! Seriously? I bought Cashmere instead of my usual Majesta. I wasn't about to pay $8 for 16 double rolls when I was able to buy the competitor at $5 for the exact same amount (280 sheets and the sheets were the same size)! Come on, better quality paper my ass Majesta!

booger butt's picture

this is some nasty crap i have ever seen omg you talking about POOP!!!!!And TPu guys are NASTY:P

Anonymous Pooper Coward's picture

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.
I was looking for a coupon to get extra savings on my purchase of Charmin Ultra. The Drug Mart has the 12 pack on sale this week for 5.99. What a savings!!!
Nothing for the best for my ass!

Charmin Ultra Strong Lover's picture

The New Charmin Ultra Strong is a Godsend. It's toilet paper perfected. I dare you to compare it to any brand out there. Wipe your hands and see which feel dusty. I guarantee it won't be Charmin Ultra Strong! It's a space age innovation the toilet paper I've waited all my life for. It is as strong and absorbent as paper towels but much much softer it feels wonderful on my face so these fools who are saying its rough are either overly whiney, have super sensitive whimpy asses, or are just crazy liars. Since I mostly use it for blowing my nose and wiping my hands I have been looking for a soft, strong toliet paper that would hold together and leave no dusty residue. I have tried every brand MD, Angel Soft, other Charmins etc they all were weak & left residue. Charmin Ultra Strong is the best by far period. It is soft, durable, leaves no dust in my nostrils so it doesn't cause me to sneeze even more, like MD did, and I can wipe my sweaty fingers on it over and over and it never tears and my hands are completely clean & dust and lint free. It would be perfect for all those women who grab the tp to take off their makeup. It's truly wonderful, I will happily pay the $10.00 for 6 mega rolls = 24 regular rolls or 284.6 sq ft. All toilet paper should be Charmin Ultra Strong! I strongly urge you to Buy a roll today, see for yourself, get rid of all those other torn, linty, dusty toilet papers and say goodbye to dingleberries forever with Charmin Ultra Strong! I give Charmin Ultra Strong 5 out of 5 stars! I hope everyone buys it so they will lower the price a little but it's worth every penny.

John G's picture

Charmin ultra + freshmates = poop heaven

Anonymous Coward's picture

I have used the Charmin Exta Strong for one day and now have a horrible bladder infection!

karalee's picture

yoour old commercial was brillant

:less is more less is more less is more

something something than the other brand

before what yoou used to love now your gonna

adore charmin ultra less is more cha cha cha

charmin ! da na

ringworm's picture

charmin ultra: far too soft for the aggressive wiper. in fact, terrible.

for everyone bitching about charmin ultra-strong w/ diamond plate texture, i had similar complaints. i bought the 24-pack at wal-mart (because they didn't sell charmin plus, as is the the fashion w/ damned near every other store around here), and it wiped me bloody every time. i e-mailed their customer service department about it, and they sent me 2 coupons for free 12-packs, any variety.

your discerning asses deserve the best, and charmin should be held accountable for unleashing that nightmare.

Mo's picture

Charmin with the aloe lotion stuff is awful!!!! I had the worst allergic reaction; very, very, very itchy!!!! I could not figure out what was causing the itch until I switched TP.

Tish's picture

Allergic to TP? Stay away from Charmin! It is the worst TP when it comes to having itchy inflammed reactions in your most sensitive areas. Angel Soft is another to avoid. I found that Cottonelle works well for me. (I have heard it's hypoallerginic but I haven't been able to verify that) If your dealling with allergic reactions you should rotate brands till you find one that doesn't cause the problem anymore and stay clear of scented TP. It's a costly but very worth-while venture your nether regions will thank you for.

Anonymous Coward's picture

I posted back in 2006 about Charmin ripping us off. Now its 2 years later, and those greedy bastards are getting even more greedy. I noticed their ad today in one of our flyers, and it said "Charmin Extra Strong - 24 double rolls = 48 single rolls" of course, there were only 200 sheets per roll - WHICH IS NOT A DOUBLE ROLL AT ALL, BUT AN ORIGINAL SINGLE ROLL. The price on special was $9.97, which is way too high. BUT WHAT REALLY MADE ME FURIOUS, WAS THAT THE REGULAR PRICE WAS LISTED AT $18.99. F-CKING UNBELIEVABLE GREED. You can buy other brands that are just as soft at a fraction of those costs. I bought 24 SINGLE rolls of Majesta (and it is softer and better than Charmin) at a cost of $5.64, and THEY HAVE 176 SHEETS PER ROLL (not 100 like Charmin), and are 2 ply sheets as well. Are we getting even more ripped off by Charmin in Canada?

Bilgepump's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

Mango, if your mom is checking your ass, please tell me you are like, 3 years old, and new to this butt wiping thing, because otherwise, thats just weird.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

Mango's picture

I have to give it to you guys. This toilet paper has won my shitting reward. I mean, I come down through my ass take a the paper and wipe that shit up. BAMMM instint action, my shit is gone, ass is clean, lifes good. I have been on this for the last 5 months, NOOOO dingle berries to be seen. My mom checks my ass everyday. She is surprised by the ULTRA wirk of this CHARMEn and that is hasnt shredded. I am pleased with this product and so is my ass.

daphne's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardSite AdminComment Content ModeratorComment Quality Moderatore 6000+ points

I think you should call P and G's customer help line and ask them to send you a postage-attached envelope because you want to return it for a full refund.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

Anonymous Coward's picture

Nice and soft .. clogged the shit outta my toilet (pardon the pun) .. spent 1 1/2 hours in the company of my plunger .. 15 years in my house and never a toilet clog .. 1 roll of Charmin Ultra and it blocks solid! I think we should start a class action suit against Charmin to recover all of the plumbing cost that they have caused people .. I have 30 rolls of this garbage .. they need to take it off the market!

pennie pinching butt wipe's picture

the new even stronger charmin is the worst...first off you get about 20 squares per roll, but it is like using a viva paper towel-you know the ones, almost like a velour washrag. im changin the roll every day. terrible product...should have known, it only cost 2.50 for 24 rolls. NEVER AGAIN!!I HATE CHARMIN

Anonymous Coward's picture

I actually picked up this ultra strong at wal-mart and really dig it. its the best tissue at getting the job done and since i do the laundry in our house - i truly appreciate the streak free underwear

chapped ass's picture

This new Charmin Ultra Strong is the WORST!

I tried a roll and it felt like wiping with linoleum. 'Charmin Diamond Plate' is more like it.

Now I have to lay out the cash for Charmin Ultra to get that Charmin fluffy goodness? Is there no soft alternative?

Damn you Charmin!!!!

me's picture

And I'd just like to thank the folks at Charmin for replacing the toilet paper I've used for years with the new small rolls of paper towels that they call "Charmin Ultra Strong."

Ted's picture

I've used Charmin Ultra since it was "White Cloud" some years ago. This recipie was bought from "White Cloud' and marketed as Charmin Ultra. It was great until about a year or so ago when they obviously changed the recipie. Now it flakes off, and leaves dingleberries. In addition to that, They increased the size of the cardboard tube and decreased the width of the roll. I am not a satisfied customer of Charmin Ultra any longer. I fear that the Charmin Basic will be the same as the original Charmin and not compare to the old White Cloud, or the previous Charmin Ultra.

Mrs. Poopsie McCraps's picture

If you want an "original" type of Charmin, they make "Charmin Basic". Usually, if your local store doesn't carry what you want, you can have them special order it for you. Ask the Customer Service people to see what they can do for you. I use Charmin, and I love it. Sometimes things can get a little messy but for the most part, Charmin out wipes all other toilet tissue that I've used. I'm also writing a report on it for my business class, which is the only reason I know about "Charmin Basic".

Lots of Crap's picture

Why is Charmin ripping us off? I bought Charmin Extra Strong with FlexWeave (in Canada), and it is the biggest rip off since the invention of toilet paper. The slogan in their TV ad says "Less is more"!!! In other words they are saying you don't need to use as much toilet paper because it is supposed to be stronger. That is such a load of bullshit crap. I tried using half as much paper as usual, and guess what? fingers went straight through the paper to come in contact with my poop! Disgusting. These assholes have only 100 sheets on the roll now (it was 198 sheets per roll before). The sheets are now 2-ply instead of one, but they are far less strong, and they separate and don't come off the roll properly. When Charmin first appeared on the market, I was very impressed with the softness and strength of the product. I just do not understand why these dumbass companies have to change their product on the pretense that it is better than the original, and then turn around and charge us a shitload more cash for the new inferior product. BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL CHARMIN. Also, I do not want double rolls, mega rolls, jumbo rolls, or toilet paper with a larger cardboard centre to make it look like I am getting more. And then charging me more for less.

An astute user's picture

Holy Crap!!!
I just found out that the makers of Charmin Ultra (probably French) changed the width of the roll from a nice-fitting 4.5 in. to a loose-fitting 4.27 in. The result? The stupid roll won't stay in the TP holder!!! Pull out a sheet and the whole damn roll flies out and rolls around the bathroom floor. They did this to reduce the sq. ft. of paper from 100 sq. ft per roll to 85 sq. ft. per roll. Boy, is this a perfect example of "pooping in your own nest". Idiots!!!

Anonymous Coward's picture

Charmin ultra really sucks like seriously it doesn't wipe clean and i mean you don't have poop left over but you'll have lil teeny paper fuzzies left over just take a damp wash cloth (colored so you can see) and see how much toilet paper is left over. you'll find little dots of white all over you're washcloth....Not a good thing when you are pregnant and have to worry about infections all day long!!!!!I like Scott tissue better.

Logjam's picture
Comment Quality Moderatori 2000+ points

Shit. This explains everything. I've been wondering what keeps Dave going on this whole enterprize, and who he could work for that would let him manage this site on the company clock? Charmin. Note in his profile his favorite tp brand: "Charmin with Aloe & Vitamin E" Dave's a paper pusher.


The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

Gee, I didn't know Dave made toilet paper.


He he!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Fart Poopie's picture
j 1000+ points

Hehe. Dave, you created Charmin?! You've been holding out some info. :)

Dave's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Content Moderatora 10000+ points - Super Pooper

"My" Ultra Charmin?

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