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Charmin Ultra

Posted 02.19.2001 by Heather (40)
charmin ultra

RATING:     81/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $3.96


COST PER ROLL:   $.99
# OF SHEETS:   250
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:  
SQ. FOOTAGE:  
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Rolls can be purchased individually wrapped at Margarita's Corner Store on 23rd Street in Astoria, but I'm not sure they're supposed to come that way.
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
Like I said, I don't think I got the packaging as it would appear at, say, The Super Stop n' Shop.
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
none... see above.
ANY OTHER INFO:
I don't think it usually costs $.99/roll, either -- even though it's really nice toilet paper.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Have you seen those Oil of Olay Daily Facial Cloths? I think this toilet paper was made out of the same stuff. I'm not saying I'd wash my face with it, but in dire circumstances, it's probably thick enough to be used as clothing. Not to, say, a job interview or anything, but in extreme circumstances, it could work for more than just wiping, because it's really thick.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
I couldn't really tell for sure, but I think it may have left a little lint behind. Because like I said, it's really thick.
SOFTNESS   5
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   5
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   5
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   5
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   5
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   3
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   3

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   yes
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   no

Adam (26) -- 10.08.2001

Charmin Ultra is the Cadillac of toilet paper - the best! I think it needs to be rated much higher.

Michael Traill (not verified) -- 11.13.2001

Is it possible to have images printed onto individual sheet of toilet roll????

Gabriel Wyner (not verified) -- 01.11.2002

Of course it is! Haven't you seen Spaceballs: The Movie?

Isabel Pena (not verified) -- 03.15.2002

When I wiped it made me poop and pee.

Cindy Warner (not verified) -- 01.13.2003

Heather, I don't like picking Charmin lint out of my smelly bottom either. This toilet paper is otherwise very agreeable to my butt; thick, soft, and dry.

Emily (22) -- 02.12.2003

this website is cool!!!

numba1shittah (not verified) -- 07.31.2003

it keeps you from getting shit in your nails but thats before you have to pick the lint and leftover tp from ur asscrack

Folipper (not verified) -- 01.01.2005

It makes little ballsof Tp stick to your inner hiney

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 09.18.2005

Amazing!

Fart Poopie (1258) -- 09.18.2005

Charmin is good. Besides the lint, I've found that if you have kids it's not the best toilet paper to have. They use way too much and clog the toilet.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 02.08.2007

So I need help. I managed to find a few rolls of a different but unknown brand of toilet paper mixed in with my supply and I cannot identify it, and have no clue where or when I got it. Is there a way to identify today's toilet papers by the quilting or design? I know it is not Angel Soft or Chamin or Northern. In fact, I walked the TP aisle at Walmart yesterday with a sheet of it but found no match. This is a nice thick, soft paper that absolutely leaves NO lint and is the flippin BOMB - I gotta have more! The design is diamond shapes in alternating rows of open and then filled diamonds. Any guesses? Thanks!!

Looking for Diamond Shapes (not verified) -- 06.11.2008

Was Anonymous Coward ever given the answer to their question of 2-8-2007? I too have been looking for this diamond shape pattern on toilet paper, it is wonderful but I can't find the brand. If anyone knows what it is, please let me know. Thanks!

answer for you (not verified) -- 06.12.2008

To answer the question, the diamond shapes are on Charmin Ultra Strong in the Red package. No lint left, soft, strong, Great T. Paper.

i forgot you not (not verified) -- 07.03.2008

has anyone ever used the brand BABY GENTAL?
FOUR ROLLS FOR A DOLLAR AT dollar stores.
best if you did not ever buy it. lets just say
its crap. if you have the runs, your finger
will have the runs as well. it is double sheeted
but its like the toilet paper desinagrates, and then your finger runs right up your butt!
beware of BABY GENTAL!!!!

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