| RATING: |
72/85 |
| COST/THOUSAND SHEETS: |
$2.12 |
| COST PER ROLL: |
$0.72 |
| # OF SHEETS: |
240 |
| # OF PLYS: |
1 |
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| MEASUREMENT: |
4.5" x 4" |
| SQ. FOOTAGE: |
255 sq.ft. |
| COLOR: |
white |
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PACKAGING KIND:
Plastic shrinkwrap
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
New! Double roll. Extre gentle feel... even for sensitive skin.
ANY OTHER INFO:
Cottonelle with Aloe & E is unscented, contains on inks or dyes, and is safe for
sewer and septic systems. Visit our web site at www.cottonelle.com.
OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
I was intrigued by the ad for this asswipe in which a talking toilet roll promises to
"leave you cheerier with a gentle touch to your posterior", but the thought of aloe
vera to moisturize your bunghole and Vitamin E to fortify it clinched the deal. This
lotion-impregnated tissue glides like silk through your ass crack for a truly luxurious
wiping experience. The lotion appears to inhibit cleaning ability though, as it seems
to take more of this tissue to get the job done, especially for heavy-duty jobs. Also,
you get tons of lint if anything, err, snags it in the course of its duty.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
A great wiping experience, if getting lint all over your nether regions and bathroom is not much of a concern.
| SOFTNESS |
5 |
| CLEAN-UP ABILITY |
3 |
| STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY |
3 |
| TEXTURE |
5 |
| QUALITY OF PERFORATION |
5 |
| APPEARANCE |
5 |
| AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME |
5 |
| AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING |
5 |
| FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING |
4 |
| SCENTED? |
no |
| QUILTED? |
no |
| PERFORATED? |
yes |
| PATTERNED? |
yes |
