PACKAGING KIND:
Clear plastic.
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
"Dry, fresh, confidently clean, gentle."
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
"Try our other fine Cottonelle products!"
ANY OTHER INFO:
Safe for sewer and septic systems.
Keep plastic bags away from children.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Wipes well, holds together, gets rid of the crap. But it's still one ply -- not strong enough to wipe away tough crap. Leaves dingleberries. If you had diarrhea, take a shower.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Slides along cheeks like a curling stone on ice. Crap goes with it, but not through it. Doesn't tear or clog toilet. For normal every day crappin', it rox. But since it is 1-ply it can't stand up to real crap.
ANYTHING ELSE:
The ripples, man, the ripples!

SOFTNESS	4
CLEAN-UP ABILITY	3
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY	4
TEXTURE	5
QUALITY OF PERFORATION	5
APPEARANCE	5
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME	4
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING	3
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING	5

SCENTED?	no
QUILTED?	no
PERFORATED?	yes
PATTERNED?	yes