Poop culture 5 (TBW)

Kirkland Signature TP

Posted 10.27.2003 by Wenton C (24)
green forest

RATING:     61/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $2.50


COST PER ROLL:   $.50
# OF SHEETS:   200
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:   4" x 4"
SQ. FOOTAGE:  
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Individually wrapped rolls, 24 rolls/pack

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
This is the only toilet paper I've used in living memory, only because these rolls are more cost efficient than brand name rolls. Furthermore, Kirkland, probably having listened to numerous complaints, began wrapping 24-pack rolls in plastic, a nice, classy touch, that I have observed from Charmin.

Costco is the mecca of SOHO sanitary supplies; their Kirkland TP is exemplary work.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
This bung blanket can withstand any challenge it is presented with. Whether the user is casually shatting or having shotgun-blast bouts of the squirts, this paper will wipe and wipe, and serve the wipee meritoriously. Unfortunately, these are single wipe only - those who wish to fold over and reuse are best advised to seek better built brands.

SOFTNESS   3
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   3
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   3
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   3
APPEARANCE   3
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   3
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   5
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   5

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   no
PATTERNED?   no

Dr. Richard Jobs (not verified) -- 11.24.2008

I'd rather use 3-ply tissue papers, the types that a lot of classy hotels have in their bathrooms. They're definitely more comfy for my butt.

whatever (not verified) -- 05.01.2009

What would be the complaint against wrapping the rolls in plastic? I feel it is a step back environmentally wise.

Bran Lover (655) -- 05.04.2009

On the other hand, if one can just find enough nooks and crannies to hide all the rolls in one's bathroom, one saves the environment in other ways: reduced fuel emmissions due to less frequent crapping essentials errand running.

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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

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