| RATING: |
78/85 |
| COST/THOUSAND SHEETS: |
$1.85 |
| COST PER ROLL: |
$.37 |
| # OF SHEETS: |
200 |
| # OF PLYS: |
1 |
|
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| MEASUREMENT: |
4.5" x 4" |
| SQ. FOOTAGE: |
100 sq.ft. |
| COLOR: |
white |
|
PACKAGING KIND:
plastic.
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
"Ripples = clean"
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
picture of one roll equals two rolls.
ANY OTHER INFO:
Hypoallergenic, safe for sewer and septic systems, thicker.
OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
The look of TP is pretty plain, white -- simple and to the point. The ruffled surface, however,
reminded me of rippled Pringles. It has a nice, soft texture, and it rolls smoothly. It was unscented
and the perforations tear evenly. All in all, a solid piece of toilet equipment.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Well, I didn't really give two shits about the hypo-allergenic or the septic tank claims. My more
immediate concern was how it was going to feel aganist my very sensitive anal region. Well, I was overjoyed
to find that the ripples really do make a difference, cleaning nasty small particles that might otherwise
been left to pile up, like trash in the shoulder of the highway. Yes, I had to go for a second pass to
make sure, but to be fair to the product, that's my habit no matter what TP I use. All in all, it was an
fine experience, not leaving any traumatic scars (mental and physical) like so many other TP experiences I
had.
ANYTHING ELSE:
Note: Don't expect to find a good product like this any public restroom any time soon, e.g. Penn
Station, the Carrier Dome, or an In-and-Out Burger.
| SOFTNESS |
5 |
| CLEAN-UP ABILITY |
4 |
| STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY |
5 |
| TEXTURE |
4 |
| QUALITY OF PERFORATION |
5 |
| APPEARANCE |
4 |
| AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME |
4 |
| AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING |
5 |
| FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING |
5 |
| SCENTED? |
no |
| QUILTED? |
no |
| PERFORATED? |
yes |
| PATTERNED? |
no |
