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Marcal Bathroom Tissue

Posted 11.13.2001 by Mark VanKrugar (10)
marcal

RATING:     19/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $0.65


COST PER ROLL:   $.65
# OF SHEETS:   1000
# OF PLYS:   1
 
MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4"
SQ. FOOTAGE:   125 sq.ft.
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
paper-wrapped single roll
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
"LASTS LONGER, NOW Softer!"
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
none

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Well, to say the least, it's functional... though painful. Luckily, I never actually spent the money for it.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
I encountered this 60 grit sandpaper at a friends house. I personnally don't know how he can go on using it and not kill himself. After a very rewarding experience in excrement... this grocery market paper sack toilet paper made my asshole resemble a bullet wound.
SOFTNESS   1
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   1
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   1
TEXTURE   1
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   1
APPEARANCE   1
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   1
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   3
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   1

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   no
PATTERNED?   no

BeerShizzits (not verified) -- 02.15.2004

Thats like commercial grade. Be carefull, if you end up with the shizzits, it will make you bleed. My old job carried that. ahhhhh

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