| RATING:
|
19/85 |
| COST/THOUSAND SHEETS: |
$0.65 |
| COST PER ROLL: |
$.65 |
| # OF SHEETS: |
1000 |
| # OF PLYS: |
1 |
|
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| MEASUREMENT: |
4.5" x 4" |
| SQ. FOOTAGE: |
125 sq.ft. |
| COLOR: |
white |
|
PACKAGING KIND:
paper-wrapped single roll
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
"LASTS LONGER, NOW Softer!"
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
none
OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Well, to say the least, it's functional... though painful. Luckily, I never actually spent the money for it.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
I encountered this 60 grit sandpaper at a friends house. I personnally don't
know how he can go on using it and not kill himself. After a very rewarding experience in
excrement... this grocery market paper sack toilet paper made my asshole resemble a bullet wound.
| SOFTNESS |
1 |
| CLEAN-UP ABILITY |
1 |
| STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY |
1 |
| TEXTURE |
1 |
| QUALITY OF PERFORATION |
1 |
| APPEARANCE |
1 |
| AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME |
1 |
| AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING |
3 |
| FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING |
1 |
| SCENTED? |
no |
| QUILTED? |
no |
| PERFORATED? |
no |
| PATTERNED? |
no |