Noxema 2-in-1 Extra Strength

Posted 02.04.2003 by Thunder From Do... (37)
noxema

RATING:     59/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $51.00


COST PER ROLL:   $4.59
# OF SHEETS:   90
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:  
SQ. FOOTAGE:  
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
In a plastic container

PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
"New look, same great product!"
ANY OTHER INFO:
"Allergy tested by a dermatologist."

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
It has a smaller width and length than other pads I've used, but the same Noxema scent I've always enjoyed. It has a wet feel like a wet wipe would have, dripping somewhat. A criss-crossing diagonal checkerboard-like quilting pattern appears on both sides. I marked it down as 2-ply since I think they must attach two layers together; not sure, though.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Yeah, I know these pads are meant to clean and prevent acne, but I wiped with 'em, so I decided to write a review (hey, there's a review for sandpaper!).

First off, what I was doing was wiping with good old regular toilet paper (don't know the brand) while these were sitting right on the sink... and curiosity overcame me. I figured there was only a little mess left down there and these pads should clean it all up, but I was wrong.

I wiped around with one of the small things, and it tingled. I wouldn't recommend it if your butt is even slightly sore. The little pad is too small to even push anywhere, and when I pull it out from under, I saw a clean pad. I wiped with toilet paper, and looking at that, I saw brown stains that shouldn't have been missed. I guess if that's the best it can do for my butt, it can't be that great at dissolving oil down to the pores on my face, either.
ANYTHING ELSE:
Active ingredient is Salicyclic Acid 2.0%.
SOFTNESS   2
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   1
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   4
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   5
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   4
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   5
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   3

SCENTED?   yes
QUILTED?   yes
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes

The Shit Volcano (3818) -- 02.04.2005

I used this stuff on my face once. It caused a break-out worse than the one I was trying to get rid of. I wouldn't dare use it on my ass!

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 05.24.2008

Noxzema Triple Clean Pads have triple action cleansing for healthy looking skin. They use an oil dissolving formula that Deep cleans.Helps clear up skin..Helps prevent new pimples.I've treid it.

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annette

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