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Quilted Northern Ultra

Posted 10.27.2003 by Matt (75)
quilted northern

RATING:     78/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $4.00


COST PER ROLL:   $2.00
# OF SHEETS:   500
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4"
SQ. FOOTAGE:   170 sq.ft.
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Super Big 24 pack.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Depending on the nature of the dump, TP can play a big part in the satisfaction phase. On good dump days, this tissue is highly ranked on my butt-cleaning scale. Don't be afraid to wipe hard... On a bad day, it is just apleasure to have anything white on a brown day...
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Usually takes me three wipes and two flushes with other brands. I have used this brand due to the complaints from our sewer treatment plant supervisor (what a job... watch turds all day!). He said this was economically viable. I like it cause it gets all the residual plus anything else that may be hiding out with only two wads!
ANY OTHER INFO:
I think you get what you pay for! And for the love of your own two cheeks, don't try to save money and buy the cheap tree rolls. Treat your ass kind, and it will serve you well...

SOFTNESS   4
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   4
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   5
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   5
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   5
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   4
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   5

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   yes
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes

Slim Jim Junkie (not verified) -- 10.30.2003

Truer words were never spoken.

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 02.04.2005

NOT... WORTH... THE... CASH!!!!

alio (not verified) -- 06.08.2009

In my opinion, not worth the money. I set out
another roll of cheaper paper and this one and
alternated so I could check the difference. They
lasted about same length of time. Either one
seemed as soft and 3rd sheet didn't seem to make any difference in the feel of it.

Now what pisses me off is the shorter roll
(shorter by 1/2"), no wonder they claim so
many sheets, it's all 1/2 inch shorter and
looks stupid on the regular size toilet paper
holder (looks like a mistake made) For me,
I'll never buy this brand again. I called and
told them about the shorter roll not fitting
the holder and they didn't seem to care.
Bull I say, bull!

Not blind (not verified) -- 10.16.2009

You might take another look at Quilted Northern because they have greatly cheapened their product. Just recently they even cut the width from 11.43 CM to 10.16 CM They are quick to everyone their improvements, but don't tell anyone when they sell you a cheaper product, at the same price, under the same name/brand to those of us expecting consistancy. Basicly cheating us.

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