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Quilted Northern Ultra

Posted 10.27.2003 by Matt (75)
quilted northern

RATING:     78/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $4.00


COST PER ROLL:   $2.00
# OF SHEETS:   500
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4"
SQ. FOOTAGE:   170 sq.ft.
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Super Big 24 pack.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Depending on the nature of the dump, TP can play a big part in the satisfaction phase. On good dump days, this tissue is highly ranked on my butt-cleaning scale. Don't be afraid to wipe hard... On a bad day, it is just apleasure to have anything white on a brown day...
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Usually takes me three wipes and two flushes with other brands. I have used this brand due to the complaints from our sewer treatment plant supervisor (what a job... watch turds all day!). He said this was economically viable. I like it cause it gets all the residual plus anything else that may be hiding out with only two wads!
ANY OTHER INFO:
I think you get what you pay for! And for the love of your own two cheeks, don't try to save money and buy the cheap tree rolls. Treat your ass kind, and it will serve you well...

SOFTNESS   4
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   4
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   5
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   5
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   5
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   4
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   5

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   yes
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes

Slim Jim Junkie (not verified) -- 10.30.2003

Truer words were never spoken.

The Shit Volcano (3646) -- 02.04.2005

NOT... WORTH... THE... CASH!!!!

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