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Quilted Northern

Posted 10.27.2003 by Spanky Muffins (10)
quilted northern

RATING:     74/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $1.65


COST PER ROLL:   $0.66
# OF SHEETS:   400
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4"
SQ. FOOTAGE:   300 sq.ft.
COLOR:   white

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
As I I get older, I find that more frequent wiping is required. This doesn't neccessarily coincidend with my having taken a shit. This paper meets the stringent requirements of us more-frequent wipers.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Quilted Northern is reliable and friendly.

SOFTNESS   4
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   4
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   5
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   4
APPEARANCE   3
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   5
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   4
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   5

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   no

pinchaloaf (3) -- 10.27.2005

I definately agree. Quilted Northern gives no fear of dingle-berries like Charmin. *****

The Shit Volcano (3646) -- 10.27.2005

My problem with Quilted Northern is not dingleberries, it's toilet paper breakthrough. Lint doen't matter when you have shit under your fingernails.

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