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Quilted Northern

Posted 02.03.2002 by Trashcanman (240)
quilted northern

RATING:     85/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $1.50


COST PER ROLL:   $.30
# OF SHEETS:   200
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:  
SQ. FOOTAGE:  
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Plastic-wrap multipacks
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
"Soft and Strong!"
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
"Softer, stronger and longer than other brands."
ANY OTHER INFO:
This TP is quite nice for the hype of it all. A very high class brand, with good all around performance, great liquid-to-paper transactions. A good soft feel rounds out this TP, very much like fabric.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
This TP is quite nice for the hype of it all. A very high class brand, with good all around performance, great liquid-to-paper transactions. A good soft feel rounds out this TP, very much like fabric.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
This stuff IS in grandmas bathroom, that's why it reminds me of those carefree days reading the Readers Digest on grandma's crapper. Ahhhh, such wonderful memories. This is the perfect toilet paper, 100% pure TP satisfaction.
ANYTHING ELSE:
It's called Quilted Northern, but I believe it's made in the GP plant in Texarkana, at the Texas-Arkansas border.

SOFTNESS   5
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   5
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   5
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   5
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   5
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   5
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   5

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   yes
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes



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doniker (1535) -- 02.04.2002

Only the best for the little rich boy.

Trashcanman (240) -- 02.04.2002

what can I say, I've been by the factory in Texarcana, It makes the whole city stink.

Trashcanman (240) -- 02.04.2002

just in case any body cares, Grandma is in the ER right now, she does not have much longer to live. She told me she swiched to charmin though.

quiltednotherntissuepacker (not verified) -- 07.10.2002

Its made in Choctaw County, Al too. At the Naheola plant

Diane W. Bryant (not verified) -- 09.17.2002

My son is with the SC Air National Guard Air Traffic Control currently stationed in Afghanistan. He has informed me that the toliet Paper situation is a little on the rough side if you know what I mean. I have been mailing him a softer product but to mail 2 -4 packs it cost around $9.00. Our troops are scarficing so much already I was wondering if your company would possible send a shippment to them. I'm sure my son is not the only one with this problem. Any help would be appreciated greatly. You may contact me at the above email address if you would like to help with this matter. Kindest Regards, Diane W. Bryant (A Concerned Mommy)

Shit! (not verified) -- 06.07.2004

looks cheapear than alot of brands i couldent say i would pay 5 dollars a roll for the wet stuff!

Commenter (not verified) -- 06.16.2005

Northern doesn't create dingleberries, and it doesn't tear or let pee through to your hands. I heartily recommend it.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 10.17.2005

my quilted northern is not quilted what do I do?

Anonymous Cowturd (not verified) -- 01.15.2008

what the fuck is wrong with you people

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 07.06.2008

Also made at Wauna site in Oregon..about as Northern as you can get.

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