| RATING:
|
55/85 |
| COST/THOUSAND SHEETS: |
$5,990.00 |
| COST PER
ROLL: |
$5.99 |
| # OF SHEETS: |
1 |
| # OF PLYS: |
3 (grit,
paper, adhesive) |
|
|
| MEASUREMENT: |
2.5" |
| SQ. FOOTAGE: |
9.375' |
| COLOR: |
gray/black |
|
PACKAGING KIND:
Plastic Box
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
For profile sanders
100 Grit for aggressive sanding with a finer finish
Adhesive-backed
Easy replacement
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
Less Waste
ANY OTHER INFO:
"Replace the abrasives on Porter-Cable sanding profiles quickly and easily with
this sanding roll. The 2-1/2-inch width fits the sanding profiles included with
Porter-Cable Profile Sanders no. 9444P, and 9444VS. It's easy to use, with the
adhesive backing for quick changes, simply cut to length, and apply. Includes one
roll."
OBJECTIVE
DESCRIPTION:
With the growing number of reviews in this project using sandpaper as a comparison,
I thought I would contribute by reviewing *actual* sandpaper, so as to establish a
baseline for comparison.
This particular variety of sandpaper comes on rolls, much
like toilet paper. I chose the 100 Grit for its promise of "finer finish". As this
is
not actual toilet paper, it's not perforated. The instructions say "simply cut to
length, and apply."
The adhesive backing can be employed to stick squares of the
stuff to your palm. Folding is not recommended, as it creates knife-like edges
which could cause lacerations.
Flushing may contribute to plumbing problems and is not recommended.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
The actual wipe is fairly clean, if excruciatingly
painful. You can really only wipe once, and even at that, there is a danger of
wiping your sphincter clean off.
74800xx01, or 'x01 for short, is the absolute roughest form of rolled paper in the
universe. The aluminum oxide crystals embedded in the paper ensure a one-of-a-kind
wiping adventure. It makes no distinction between your anus and the debris
surrounding it, and will merrily remove both from your posterior in short order.
The experience can be compared to sliding naked down a concrete banister. Its
promise of "aggressive sanding with a finer finish" is true. Your anus will be as polished
as a coffee table when you're done.
ANYTHING ELSE:
x01 isn't for everyone, but if you're in search of a an extreme wiping experience, I suggest giving it a try.
| SOFTNESS |
1 |
| CLEAN-UP ABILITY |
5 |
| STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY
|
5 |
| TEXTURE |
5 |
| QUALITY OF PERFORATION
|
n/a |
| APPEARANCE |
1 |
| AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME
|
1 |
| AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING
|
5 |
| FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING
|
5 |
| SCENTED? |
no |
| QUILTED? |
no |
| PERFORATED? |
no |
| PATTERNED? |
no |
