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Saversoft Tissue

Posted 06.13.2001 by Hillbilly (42)
scott tissue

RATING:     13/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $3.45


COST PER ROLL:   $.69
# OF SHEETS:   200
# OF PLYS:   1
 
MEASUREMENT:  
SQ. FOOTAGE:  
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Paper wrapping.
ANY OTHER INFO:
"Safe for septic systems"

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Before you open the package, it looks like any other T.P. But once you open it, you know it's gonna suck. You can see right through it and most of the time it looks like it was already dropped in the porta-can before anybody got to use it.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
This T.P. sucks. 80-grit sandpaper would be smoother on your bung. You have to fold it over itself a bunch of times, otherwise you get leakage. Their should be warning labels on the package: "Warning -- use of this product may be hazardous to your ass."
ANY OTHER INFO:
Waste Management stocks Porta-Johns with it.
SOFTNESS   1
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   1
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   1
TEXTURE   1
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   1
APPEARANCE   1
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   1
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   1
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   3

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   no

cheesemoger (not verified) -- 02.20.2003

this TP is the best i`ve ever wiped my ass with!

poopoo (not verified) -- 04.25.2003

this toilet paper is guaranteed to make your butt look like someone smeared a tube of lipstick all over it.

bobby (not verified) -- 05.29.2003

it was ok, but i prefer keeping my ass in one piece.

J D L (not verified) -- 10.22.2003

I use a no-name brand of TP very similar to this one at work. (It's a government operation, so you know they're gonna do it cheaply when it comes to the employees' "business ends.") This TP may not be the softest in the world, but it gets the job done well, and leaves no dingleberries at all. Not only that... where else could I get paid $3.00 for taking an average 15-minute dump?

J D L (not verified) -- 10.30.2003

I checked the brand, and it's called "Eversoft." Soft? No way!

Brown Seymour (not verified) -- 03.03.2004

This is what you people get for using toilet paper in the first place. Honestly, there's no point. Just pinch one off, pull your pants up and be done with it. If you don't wipe, you don't have to deal with washing your hands.

A couple of dingleberries aren't going to kill you. As long as you don't have an appointment with a proctologist in the next few days before you shower, nobody is going to see how shitty your ass is. Stop wasting your time and money on toilet paper.

RonnyPooPooPants! (not verified) -- 10.03.2004

Wow Brown, if you are serious that is disgusting...

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 02.04.2005

Gross!

anus-wiper (not verified) -- 10.25.2007

holy crap that's disgusting!

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