have you injected morphine into your ass?? i use scott and by the second wipe, my ass is already bleeding like someone shot a bullet up there. DAM!!!! please, someone take this shit off the market!

I think Scott is the greatest! It's not rough like most people think. Just because it's only one ply doesn't mean it's not gonna be soft. It lasts forever. It doesn't leave dingleberries. And it won't clog the toilet. I don't know how people can stand charmin, it's o damn thick that only about 5 squares will clog your toilet. Kleenex Cottonelle should be called th King of dingleberries. Northern is pretty good but it hardly lasts. Thats why Scott is the best!

you have got to be fucking kidding me. That is way too funny.

Scott is the ultimate sheet for a power wiper like me. But then again, I never understood those Princess-and-the-Pea, dainty bunghole types, either... ;^)

I can't stand those wussy toilet paper brands like Charmin, Nothern, etc. They leave behind a dusty residue in their trail. Scott is real toilet paper! Plus, my brother's name is Scott, so when I am angry with him I feel like I'm shitting all over him.

Those wussie soft brands are ok for light duty or if the ads have brainwashed you into believeing they're better but if your crap sticks like peanut butter you need something more serious. Scott rules.

scott is ok. it is kinda rough, but it doesnt leave anythin hangin off your butt or have that wet-I-never-even-wiped-my-butt feeling. so I guess its good.

Scott Is for the super pooper!, It's strong enough to keep fingers from poking through, Soft enough so it doesn't scrape your ahole. But firm enough to really clean. It doesn't clog the toilet. and one roll last a long time! Although, it is a little expensive. But, worth the money in the long run. I can use one roll of Scott and anbody using a diffrent brand will be running to the store to buy another 4 pack of their sissy soft stuff.

I love Scott tissue. One roll will last me forever. This is a great toilet paper for those with a skimpy budget. Sure, it costs a bit to get a few rolls, but they'll be around until the next Ice Age.

I have never had "break through" with Scott either. Unlike some of the other tissues out there, like MD or Quilted Northern.

Scott rocks. Like you've all said, it gets the job done, it doesn't stick to your ass, it doesn't clog the toilet, and it doesn't get foo-foo dust all over the place. And in some stores, you can buy it in peach, pastel blue, and even pink! :P I don't know how people can waste their $$$ on Quilted Northern. It's all air and "puff."

huh Pink toilet paper really wow I think they should have all toilet paper PINK.

What's a toilet paper that doesn't leave white dots all over your butt? I tried Angel Soft and regular Charmin they both did it to me.

I hate those little white crumbles and have to wash my ass after every use.

Where do you get your cost figures for scott? 50 cents per roll??? Scott runs 65-80 cents per roll. On occasion I will see it priced less, espcially if it's onsale. Regardless of the price I do like Scott tissue and stock up during the sales. It will clog my water saver toilet up if I am not careful and get carried away. My old toilet, the one that could flush a watermelon hold, I never clog up with scott... If Scott is not onsale and I am in desperate need of TP, I'll purchase a off-brand but none of them compare to scott.

Scott rules!! YES, Scott is expensive$$That is why I collect coupons and buy onsale. My store spits out the $1 off coupons when it is not on sale, and I use them when it cost $6 a 12 pack or 2-12pks for $11
Now I found a sale $4.99 a 12pk! With my $1 coupon that's .33 a roll. My attic looks like a Scott toilet paper warehouse. Last forever! I can rest assured that my butt will be clean until the year 2010!

I CAN'T REMEMBER THE STORE!!!!!!!Anybody know? I saw that sale! $4.99 for a 12 pack in the CHICAGO area where the price is typically $1 for a single roll. It goes until the 28th of Jan. I went on ebay and bought coupons real cheap...I CAN'T REMEMBER THE STORE!!!!!!!Anybody know?

HAHA!! I love Scott tissue.. !! I am a woman and i absolutely hate when you wipe with tissue that sticks to your vagina.. or your ass... So, I would swear by the stuff!! SCOTT ROCKS!!

scott is awesome, especially when it comes to value. if you think it isn't soft enough, there is a scott extra soft out now. if you google scott toliet paper coupon, you will be able to find a $2 off coupon as well

When I lived with my parents my mom always bought Scott. I was always resentfull, with so many choices why pick Scott. Flat, plain, non-scented and not exactly baby soft. However now I am married to a man who is a poo fountain and I have 3 kids under 11. I now buy Scott. It last forever on the roll and I don't take that lightly, I am always the one who has to put the new roll on.

Welcome to PR browneye - good to see you register. Scott is also good for your septic tank if you don't have a sewer system.

Your comment about being the one to put the roll on the holder made me think about a friend in Ft. Knox who was plagued by this situation until it became a bee in her bonnet, so to speak. Even though she had 2 teenage boys and a husband, they never thought to restock when it ran out. She'd be stuck dripping with no paper, and they could just shake and go.

She finally stopped restocking it and hid a roll in the closet next to the bathroom for her own personal emergency use. When the roll ran out and they used all the Kleenex instead of getting more TP for everyone to use, she would sneak the roll in under her shirt, go, and then re-hide it.

The first time her sons and husband has to crap with no TP and were yelling for some, she decided to go outside to talk with her neighbor. They started restocking!

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Charmin all the way. Using Scotts is equal to using a page from a Sear's catalog! If I wanted to use something as Hard, wimpy and ineffective as Scotts I'd save all my Christmas wrap.

I love Scott, but has anyone noticed that when the inner cardboard is white, it has a weird powdery smell to it? I hate the smell and so I look for the regular old brown cardboard inner roll which is somewhat difficult to find. They both say they are unscented, but I don't believe it. Something is making that white cardboard thing smell like some sort of baby powder or something. That's fine for people who want their ass to smell baby-fresh, but at least label the packages right then and don't go calling it unscented, Scott, please!

Scott Tissue is by far the best I've tried. As many pointed out, it rarely clogs The John. It's simply the best. I want to work for Scott as a quality-ASSurance inspector. Tough enough to cut through my turd souffle, through my Khyber Pass. Doesn't seem to matter what I eat or the weight or aerodynamics of my insanely-large droppings - including the "Giving Birth" poop. Don't stop me, I'm on a roll. Who left the seat up? - The Caca Bandit

AMEN! scott is the best. its only 1-ply but it gets you clean, doesnt leave any dust of fluff like that other crap. Also it almost never clogs my toilet.. when my fiancee accidentally buys that other shit, almost assuredly our toilets get clogged a few times a week. and for fucks sake, its gonna be wiping crap off your ass.. who cares if it doesnt have flowers or smell like powder.. powder smell or not, eventually its gonna smell like shit.