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Scott Tissue

Posted 08.13.2002 by Sweet Jee Zuss (10)
scott
tissue

RATING:     24/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $.39 (on sale)


COST PER ROLL:   $.39
# OF SHEETS:   1000
# OF PLYS:   1
 
MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4.0"
SQ. FOOTAGE:   125 sq.ft.
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Crumpled, white, semi-waxed paper, emblazoned with Scott Tissue logo.
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
Compare at $0.59!
ANY OTHER INFO:
Does not clog septic systems. Contains 35% post consumer recycled materials.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Package reminiscient of Kost-Kutter brands of early 80's, only not as yellow. When multi-roll purchased, is conveniently shrink-wrapped.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
The semi-abrasive surface of this brand facilitates ample cleaning. If consecutive (more than 3) wipings are needed, some blood will show on the third (and final) handful. Overall a decent product -- I am certain individuals in refugee encampments would enjoy this example of American decadence.
ANY OTHER INFO:
Zen in every aspect. Complete minimalism. Focus required to avoid injury is ideal to attaining Sammadhi.
SOFTNESS   1
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   1
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   1
TEXTURE   2
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   1
APPEARANCE   2
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   1
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   1
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   5

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   no

trashcanman&trashcanmom (not verified) -- 08.14.2002

Yeah, I totally think scott is as shitty as the stuff it wipes. I swear, guitar companys use this stuff to do finish sanding.

pootastic (not verified) -- 09.14.2003

true men use Scott. you have to be such a total flaming girly boy to use any quilted papers. Your anal tissue will get used to the repeated abrasion... ohhh that doesnt sound right

Azazel (not verified) -- 10.15.2003

Oh my god this is all they use on my floor bathroom in my dorm! It takes 50 sheets of the stuff just to make sure that you don't bust through it to a brown nightmare, and then on top of that it's like wiping with construction paper. It's really great for throwing at football games though because the rolls are really dense and you can get good distance on them. Oh and this stuff always leaves you chaffin afterwards, unless you had one that broke away clean.

TheOtherScott (not verified) -- 06.24.2006

I am very embarassed that the toilet paper company that has my name - "Scott" - is the worst one. After all these years of sometimes being called Scott Tissue by annoying camp counselors, I am embarassed to be associated with this brand.

Real Woman (not verified) -- 09.21.2006

I LOVE scott tissue...It's all I use..and all I have used for 20 years! (I'm 41). I HATE going to someone's house where they have that quilted crap..it never feels like it's throughly doing its cleaning job. Real Women use SCOTT.

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