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Scott Tissue

Posted 10.03.2001 by Momobot (11)
scott
tissue

RATING:     58/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $.50


COST PER ROLL:   $.62
# OF SHEETS:   1000
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:  
SQ. FOOTAGE:  
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Each roll individually wrapped in paper
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
"Most economic"

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Relatively lightweight, with a slightly grainy feel. Odorless... for now. Unremarkable in all "ass"pects.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Unpretentious, though boisterous with an excellent bite. I give it two thumbs up!
SOFTNESS   2
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   4
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   3
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   4
APPEARANCE   4
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   3
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   3
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   1

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   no

Cousin Eddie (not verified) -- 03.06.2002

A real man's toilet paper. Virtually dingleberry-proof, plus my fingers have never penetrated the paper-no brownfinger!

Rob Cockerham (not verified) -- 07.11.2002

I do not like to change the roll, and this tp is my solution to that problem. Not even a house of teenage girls could drown a Scott roll in less than 4 days.

stoker (not verified) -- 07.23.2002

My alltime favorite. Lasts for weeks and it's no-frills straight up ass paper. Can't get much better than this

Azazel (not verified) -- 10.15.2003

Wha? No break thru? You are amazing. This stuff is like wiping with porcupine silk.

The Shit Volcano (3719) -- 02.04.2005

Someone with my opinion!

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 07.27.2006

I am cheap. Tight. Scrooge-like. Scott is for me since it is cheaper than most decent butt wipes. Nuthin' fancy 'bout it but considering its intended use its simple functionality leaves my anal area quivering with wondrous delight.

Ass Tightwad (not verified) -- 11.13.2007

I don't know if it ever was two-ply.
Been one ply for as long as I remember.
Great for wiping my ass. Gets the job done.
And it's relatively cheap.
And it takes my wife awhile to actually finish the roll.
Right on!

You Forgot About So-Dri TP (not verified) -- 12.23.2007

Scott was my first toilet paper my mother bought since i was 6 years old, and i didn't really like it because it was kinda to hard and dense and it felt like public restroom toilet paper now my mom buys Charmin Soft works really well.

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