ShitBegone

Posted 02.04.2003 by Mike Callaghan (10)
angel soft

RATING:     79/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $4.05


COST PER ROLL:   $1.70
# OF SHEETS:   420
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:  
SQ. FOOTAGE:  
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Multicolor (even framable) artwork paper.
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
Pillow Soft - the future of toilet paper!

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
The wrapper is eye-catching. The name commands attention.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
The best TP I've used. Absorptive, soft, tears easily, and efficient!
ANYTHING ELSE:
I bought a case because I was impressed with the company. It's lasted forever, and the unwrapped roll in the bathroom definitely starts conversation. Good product, although I don't think you'll see it in your supermarket aisle very soon...
SOFTNESS   4
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   4
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   5
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   5
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   5
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   5
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   5

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes



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Slim Jim Junkie (not verified) -- 05.12.2003

That is so cool. instead of a candy coated message they just say ShitBeGone! Hillarious. incredible truth in advertising

Jan Edison (not verified) -- 04.29.2004

Seems this website has some contradictory information. ShitBegone has 500 sheets on a roll. The price depends on where bought and when, but hey, no one mentioned it's 100% recycled paper and mostly Union made in the US.

anonymous (not verified) -- 11.26.2004

this company says no matter how and if we voted, if we live in red states we are "misguided" and goes ahead on and discounts blue states! visit their website http://www.shitbegone.com/ politics should not get in the way of good tp! this must end!

The Shit Volcano (3646) -- 02.04.2005

Shitbegone is great! Never tried it, but it gets right down to the nitty gritty as far as what toilet paper is for.

No more of this "bathroom tissue" crap. It's fucking poo wipe!

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