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ShitBegone

Posted 06.03.2002 by SphincterSpasm (10)
angel soft

RATING:     72/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $1.67


COST PER ROLL:   $.70
# OF SHEETS:   420
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:  
SQ. FOOTAGE:  
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
Paper wrapped.
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
Pillow Soft - the future of toilet paper!
ANY OTHER INFO:
One of the most arresting packages you'll ever see.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
The product lives up to its name. One good wipe and ShitbeGone.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Not the best gift for your aging Baptist Grandmother.
ANYTHING ELSE:
For sale in small shops in New York City or by mail at SHITBEGONE.COM.
SOFTNESS   3
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   5
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   3
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   3
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   4
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   5
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   5

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes

fskdfj (not verified) -- 07.14.2003

can I get a free sample of shitbegone? my ass is really shitty

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