PACKAGING KIND:
Paper wrapped.
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
Pillow Soft - the future of toilet paper!
ANY OTHER INFO:
One of the most arresting packages you'll ever see.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
The product lives up to its name. One good wipe and ShitbeGone.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Not the best gift for your aging Baptist Grandmother.
ANYTHING ELSE:
For sale in small shops in New York City or by mail at SHITBEGONE.COM.

SOFTNESS	3
CLEAN-UP ABILITY	5
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY	5
TEXTURE	3
QUALITY OF PERFORATION	5
APPEARANCE	3
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME	4
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING	5
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING	5

SCENTED?	no
QUILTED?	no
PERFORATED?	yes
PATTERNED?	yes