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Soft 'n Gentle

Posted 03.28.2001 by Dave (11538)
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RATING:     67/85
COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $1.18


COST PER ROLL:   $.33
# OF SHEETS:   280
# OF PLYS:   2
 
MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4.4"
SQ. FOOTAGE:   462 sq.ft.
COLOR:   white

PACKAGING KIND:
plastic.
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
Safe for your family. Gentle on your wallet.
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
50% longer roll than the leading brand.
ANY OTHER INFO:
none.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
It looks promising... white, with vague floral-y patterns printed on the sheet. It doesn't look painful, which is a plus. It feels nice and solid in the hand... unlike other toilet papers, I'm not too worried about this one.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
OK, so there is a little pain. Not much -- maybe it's because this is my first poop after camping, and my tender brown eye is a bit more tender than usual. So I'll give it the benefit of the doubt. It took three swipes to clean my mess, but remember, I just got back from camping. So it's forgivable. All in all, a quality TP, especially for the price. It's no Charmin Ultra, but if you're cheap, this is pretty good.
SOFTNESS   3
CLEAN-UP ABILITY   3
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY   5
TEXTURE   3
QUALITY OF PERFORATION   5
APPEARANCE   5
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME   5
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING   3
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING   5

SCENTED?   no
QUILTED?   no
PERFORATED?   yes
PATTERNED?   yes

naenae69 (not verified) -- 08.01.2001

Topic: Soft 'n Gentle is neither soft nor gentle. Discuss!

samantha adolph (not verified) -- 09.15.2001

why do you think your product is the best? what makes yours the softest. If you have any other info you would like to share pleas do so.I need this for a school project so if you e-mail me as soon as you cane I would apracat it.
thanks a lot!!!!!!!

Sarah (91) -- 05.20.2002

you should put picturs of mens ass

ra914 (not verified) -- 04.27.2008

The only brand I will use. I like a paper that'll hold up, isn't rough and doesn't feel greasy like klenex. Soft'N Gentle is the one. I also use it for blowing my nose.

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