PACKAGING KIND:
plastic.
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
Safe for your family. Gentle on your wallet.
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
50% longer roll than the leading brand.
ANY OTHER INFO:
none.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
This paper has no odor and looks nice, with little patterned diamonds interconnecting in a soothing, almost complacent way. I think this paper has good intentions, but one has to admit at first glance, your ass might make a little squeek. It is sort of like the trojan horse of toliet papers. The roll itself has been done up nicely that you might forget to realize this stuff is actually supposed to be scraped along your ass (or other quite sensitive areas), as opposed to being mounted on your wall as a decoration.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
Though a pretty dry, hard toliet paper, it is quite sturdy. This toliet paper CAN hold up, which I know can be a great relief to many people who find they spend wasted hours trying to retrieve the bits and pieces of those wonderfully soft toliet papers that just don't hold up when it comes to messy doo-doos.
Here you have it. A cheap, sturdy, pretty, but uncomfortable toliet paper. If you choose this paper in the future, you certainly will know (if you didn't before) what is important to you in life.
ANYTHING ELSE:
This brand can be bought at your local Wal-Mart.

SOFTNESS	2
CLEAN-UP ABILITY	2
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY	5
TEXTURE	3
QUALITY OF PERFORATION	5
APPEARANCE	5
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME	3
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING	3
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING	4

SCENTED?	no
QUILTED?	no
PERFORATED?	yes
PATTERNED?	yes