PACKAGING KIND:
plastic-wrapped 4-pack
PRINTED SUPERLATIVES:
not superlative; just exclaimed "soft" & "absorbent"
PRINTED COMPARISONS:
none.

OBJECTIVE DESCRIPTION:
Western Beef toilet paper features a quilted pattern (flowers and leaves) that seems to defy the store-brand generic aesthetic. Similarly, the softness and wipe-ability far exceed average expectations of no-frills toilet paper. Overall, a fine product with fine value.
SUBJECTIVE REVIEW:
I'll be modest. I need a great toilet paper. I often have problems getting that clean, happy feeling after a shit. So naturally I was leery of the generic brand produced by the "Home Depot of Meat." To my surprise and delight, I had nothing to fear. The TP is firm but soft; it doesn't hurt, but you know it's doing its job. And upon conclusion, my ass was clean. It really was.

SOFTNESS	3
CLEAN-UP ABILITY	4
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY	5
TEXTURE	4
QUALITY OF PERFORATION	3
APPEARANCE	4
AESTHETICS OF BRAND NAME	2
AESTHETICS OF PACKAGING	4
FUNCTIONALITY OF PACKAGING	3

SCENTED?	no
QUILTED?	yes
PERFORATED?	yes
PATTERNED?	yes