On TV, a loveable huggable fluffy teddy bear giggles and bounces on freshly folded linens. Yes, that's an ad for fabric softner, but that's the feeling I want when I wipe my butt.

But with all the brands of toilet paper out there, which one is the best? Charmin? Angel Soft? Cottonelle? And what about the style? One-ply? Two-ply? Quilted? Do different brands work better in different circumstances?

We're putting together a crack (hee hee) team of analysts (hee hee) to test all the brands out on the market. If you want to take part in the web's largest, most definitive toilet paper survey, visit our Survey Page.

-- Dave

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