To inspire and shame those who have not yet fulfilled their sworn promise to rate toilet paper, and to honor those worthy souls that have, I'm posting preliminary results from The World's Most Comprehensive Survey of Toilet Paper Brands.

The world needs more people like Steve, Trevor, Jason S., Scott and Heather.

Once you're finished reading, scroll down to check out some new and exciting info...

As promised, some new and exciting info:

A buddy of mine at work has promised to put all of our data into a searchable, query-able, manipulate-able database. So this data will be given a complete measure of interactivity and usefulness. Yay!

-- Dave

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