QUALITATIVE DATA:

Brand name:
Manufacturer:
Cost per roll:
Number of sheets:
Sheet measurement:
Square footage:
Number of plys:
Color:

YES/NO OBSERVATIONS

Scented?
Perforated?
Quilted?
Patterned?

RATING SCALE

Please rate your brand according to the following attributes. Please note: some attributes are more important than others (softness, for instance), and will be given more weight in the final result.

Softness (weight = x3):
5 - like a fluffy white cloud 4 3 - average softness 2 1 - it hurts, lord how it hurts!

Clean-up ability (weight = x3):
5 - got it all in the first swipe 4 3 - average absorbancy 2 1 - had to go back for another pass (or five or six)

Structural Integrity (weight = x3):
5 - kept excellent form during wipe 4 3 - a forgivable amount of tearage 2 1 - shredded like an congressman with a subpeona

Texture (weight = x2):
5 - pleasing to the touch 4 3 - feels like toilet paper 2 1 - icky feeling, papery residue

Quality of Perforation (weight = x2):
5 - tears easily, no sheet rippage 4 3 - average 2 1 - sheet rips, uneven tear n/a - no perforation

Appearance of TP (weight = x1):
5 - nice enough for Grandma's bathroom 4 3 - yeah, looks like toilet paper 2 1 - oooh, this is gonna hurt...

Aesthetics of Brand Name (weight = x1):
5 - "CuteCuddlyBabySoft Brand" 4 3 - "PlainJohn Brand" 2 1 - "Cuts & Burns Brand"

PACKAGING OBSERVATIONS

Kind:
Printed Superlatives:
(example: "Softest ever!" or "Soft, strong, lasts long!")
Printed Comparisons, etc.:
(example: a chart comparing Charmin Ultra with regular Charmin, etc)
Any other info:
(anything pertinent from the packaging, including slogans or seals of approval)

Aesthetics of Packaging (weight = x1):
5 - nice, bright colors, well designed 4 3 - realitvely feartureless 2 1 - ugly or bland

Functionality of Packaging (weight = x1):
5 - easy to open, easy to store 4 3 - average 2 1 - difficult or non-functional

QUALITATIVE DATA

Objective description:
============ Please semi-objectively describe the toilet paper. Be honest, feel free to be funny, but try to be slightly objective. How does it look? How does it feel in your hand? Does it roll smoothly? Do the perforations tear easily? Does it smell nice? Try to write this before you actually use it, so as to be relatively unbiased.

Subjective Review:
============ Here is your chance to describe your experience with this brand. Be as brutal or as nice as you want --- it's your butt this big, faceless corporation is messing with. Did they live up to their promises? How did it feel against your skin? How well did it clean up the mess? Did you have to go back for a second, or third, or fourth pass to clean everything up? Were there any "abnormalities?" If it is moisturized, did it leave you feeling fresh and clean as a newborn? Use your imagination, and rate the experience as if the Pope was buying toilet paper and he was asking for your candid, uncensored advice.

Anything else?
============ Is there anything else about this brand the toilet-going public should know?