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SCORE1 |
BRAND NAME
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COST2
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DATE/BY
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85
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Quilted Northern
"A very high class brand."
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$1.50
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2/4/02
Trashcanman
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84
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Charmin Plus
"...improves the general quality of the bum."
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$6.71
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8/14/02
Christie Taylor
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84
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Charmin Plus
"Rarely rips and feels very good to the touch."
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$2.35
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6/3/02
Joe
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83
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White Cloud
"Did not leave my bottom raw."
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$1.05
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3/20/01
Jon
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82
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Charmin Ultra
"Like pooping on a pillow."
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$4.00
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10/18/01
Clarissa
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81
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Charmin Ultra
"It's really thick."
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$3.96
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2/20/01
Heather
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81
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Quilted Northern Ultra
"As good as it is, it seems awfully expensive..."
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$2.24
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4/9/02
Mike
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81
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Quilted Northern (Super Absorbent)
"Just rolls right over the 'roids..."
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$1.67
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5/2/01
Pat
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79
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Quilted Northern Ultra
"Like getting your tush wiped by fairies using fluffy clouds..."
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$2.50
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2/5/03
Ass Master
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79
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Charmin Plus
"Your butt will never chafe!"
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$5.00
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10/28/03
Chittagong
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79
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ShitBegone
"The unwrapped roll in the bathroom definitely starts conversation."
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$4.05
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2/5/03
Mike Callaghan
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78
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Quilted Northern Ultra
"I think you get what you pay for!"
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$4.00
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10/28/03
Matt
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78
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Kleenex Cottonelle
"The ripples really do make a difference."
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$1.85
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2/20/01
Scott
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76
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Angel Soft
"...no sharp edges to chafe my sensitive bum."
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$1.50
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10/18/01
TwoPynts
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74
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Quilted Northern
"Quilted Northern is reliable and friendly."
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$1.65
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10/28/03
Spanky Muffins
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73
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M.D.
"Can't say enough about the non-lint factor!"
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$1.85
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2/5/03
The Big Plopper
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72
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Charmin Ultra
"My grandmother, my mother, even my gay barber use Charmin."
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$4.00
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6/3/02
Trashcanman
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72
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Kleenex Cottonelle with Aloe & E
"...the thought of Aloe Vera... and Vitamin E... clinched the deal."
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$2.12
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4/9/02
Mike
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|
72 |
ShitBeGone
"The product lives up to its name."
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$1.67
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6/24/02
SphincterSpasm
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71
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Seventh Generation
"...I feel like I'm doing my part each time I wipe."
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$1.75
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10/30/02
Poop Loggy Logg
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71
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Scott Tissue
"No chance of fingers contacting any brown matter."
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$0.50
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8/14/02
Glenn
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70 |
Cottonelle Single Ply Ripples
"Slides along cheeks like a curling stone on ice."
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$1.25
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6/24/02
Scott Rubin
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68
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Quilted Northern
"It feels pretty good, sort of like Kleenex."
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$1.50
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10/18/01
Luke
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67
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Charmin
"Doesn't feel like a cheese grater against the ass."
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$5.00
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2/23/01
SkyBoy
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67
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Soft'n Gentle
"It took three swipes to clean my mess."
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$1.18
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3/29/01
Dave
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63
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Western Beef
"Upon conclusion, my ass was clean."
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$1.13
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3/19/01
Joe
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61
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Kirkland Signature TP
"...serve{s} the wipee meritoriously."
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$2.50
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10/28/03
Wenton C.
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61
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Quilted Northern
"I have to bathe my butt when I use it."
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$1.00
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10/30/02
Jeff
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59
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Noxema 2-in-1 Extra Strength
"I wiped around with one of the small things, and it tingled."
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$51.00
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2/5/03
Thunder From Down Under
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58
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Scott Tissue
"Unremarkable in all "ass"pects."
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$.62
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10/4/01
Momobot
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57
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Scott Tissue
"I do not require quilting or fancy additives."
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$.50
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5/8/01
Pauline
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56
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Green Forest
"Not the most affordable brand to buy."
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$2.00
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10/18/01
Ass
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56
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Charmin
"Is this T.P. for baby Nazis?"
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$3.75
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4/3/01
Colin Bowell
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56
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Soft'n Gentle
"A cheap, sturdy, pretty, but uncomfortable toliet paper."
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$1.18
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2/24/01
Jenny
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55
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Sandpaper
"There is a danger of wiping your sphincter clean off."
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$5990.00
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11/27/01
Jaybowel
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54
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Scott Tissue
"Its ability to last for ever makes up for its lack of goo absorbtion."
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$.50
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5/29/01
Tammy
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51
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Soft'n Gentle
"Good enough."
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$5.00
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2/5/03
Sara and Beth
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51
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Soft Weve Tissue
"It wasn't abraisive on my flower."
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$0.69
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2/13/01
Trevor
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44
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Cottonelle with Aloe & E
"I think you get what you pay for!"
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$12.62
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10/28/03
Jessica
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44
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Meijer Ultra
"Put my fingers right through it."
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$3.88
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4/9/02
Mike Eifert
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43
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Fiesta
"...a whole roll to wipe his stinky bum-a-lum."
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$2.20
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10/28/03
TOTALCHUMP
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41
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Seventh Generation Recycled Toilet Paper
"In reality, this toilet paper is used..."
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$2.00
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4/9/02
Reviewer
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41
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Scott Tissue
"Plain white ass-wipe. "
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$.50
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11/14/01
Janetdoggy
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39
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Scott Tissue
"Pain is about all your gonna have with this product..."
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$.50
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10/30/02
Salmonella Man
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39
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Scott Tissue
"The price is right and your hands will stink."
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$.50
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2/4/02
Doc
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37
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Marquis
"... you need like half a roll for each doodie."
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$1.00
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8/2/01
Doniker
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36
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Scott Tissue
"Makes your fingers take a s$&% dip into your asshole."
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$.50
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11/14/01
Trashcanman
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35
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Scott Tissue
"There's bark in it."
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$.50
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2/4/02
Bitsy
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|
34 |
Walgreen's Ultra Big Roll
"Hurt my ass after 2-3 wipes."
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$0.70
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6/3/02
Beatoftheworld.com
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33
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Charmin
"Squeezably soft, yeah right."
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$2.10
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10/28/03
T. Moff
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32
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Marcal Millenia
"A regression in TP science."
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$0.67
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2/27/01
Dave
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32
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Marcal Bathroom Tissue
"Yes, it irritated the hell out of my sphincter, but..."
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$0.65
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3/15/01
Hairy Pooter
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30
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Marcal Bathroom Tissue
"My wiping experience with this is consistently bad."
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$0.65
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2/21/01
Steve
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28
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Scott Tissue
"I haven't found anything this stuff is good for."
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$0.50
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4/9/02
Gern Blandsten
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26
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Scott Tissue
"...my bunghole is still crying."
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$.50
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10/28/03
Genie
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24
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Scott Tissue
"Some blood will show on the third handful."
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$0.39 (on sale)
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8/14/02
Sweet Jee Zuss
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21
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Smart Choice -- IGA (Canada) Store Brand
"Oh, the pain!"
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$1.00
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2/4/02
Billy Bob
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21
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Wegman's One-Ply Store Brand
"You can see your own hand through the tissue..."
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$0.45
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2/21/01
Jason
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19
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Marcal Bathroom Tissue
"It's functional... though painful."
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$0.65
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11/14/01
Mark VanKrugar
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13
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Saversoft
"80-grit sandpaper would be smoother on your bung."
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$3.45
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6/15/01
Hillbilly
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