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Look What I Got On eBay.

Posted 08.23.2001 by Dave (11977)

poop pen 1

poop pen 2

I got it here. Only $4!

-- Dave

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Peter (29) -- 08.23.2001

Does it really smell? Because on the box it has a guy holding his nose.

Dave (11977) -- 08.23.2001

No, it doesn't smell. that's just clever advertising... gosh, those ad guys are so clever!

Hillbilly (42) -- 08.23.2001

Thats cool. There should be a contest where if you win you get one of those pens.

KWG (not verified) -- 08.25.2001

That pen looks like SH*T!!!

Juni-Be-dun Poopiepants (not verified) -- 10.12.2001

EEW

I saw this imiture,little childs,smelly icky pen on ebay,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great pen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

me (not verified) -- 09.07.2002

all you need is a refill

J D L (not verified) -- 01.17.2003

At least no one will ask to borrow this particular pen (and "accidentally" forget to give it back to you)...

dildo (not verified) -- 02.02.2003

Nice pen, I prefer to write with my poop though. It smears kinda like a crayon works real good when drawing pictures. Sometimes i smear it on the walls.

Poopie (not verified) -- 04.29.2003

PlumbingStore.com/pooppage.html has poop pens day in and day out.

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 02.08.2004

DAMN IT!!!! Someone stole my idea. I thought of this great line of pencils called #2 pencils. They were supposed to be shaped like poo! I also thought of putting together a place called "Poopmart, your #2 gift central".
Oh, well.

DAMEN (not verified) -- 11.22.2004

NICE

krs (not verified) -- 02.24.2005

hiiidey ho!

Mrs. Pats POOPY Hand (not verified) -- 04.28.2005

That pen rocks! I already bought 10 of them! they make a great gift...plus I love poop...I am a woman who works at a nerby preschool and my job it's to clean the childrens butts...after they have went to the bathroom. I do this job because I am emphatuated with poop!

ass fuck (not verified) -- 08.09.2005

this is stupid.......watretard would think of this

surprized (not verified) -- 08.25.2005

that is nasty shit that is gross and who ever would buy that pen is stupid i swear!!!!

mL (not verified) -- 09.17.2005

I bought a pen in Japan with a cute little turd on the top.

Kawaii!!

Fart Poopie (1258) -- 09.17.2005

I've seen poop pens around. I think stupid.com has them. They also have soap that's brown on one side and white on the other. The brown side says BUTT and the white side says FACE. I think they should be sold through this site too...

Fart Poopie (1258) -- 09.17.2005

P.S. I just realized you took those pictures in the bathroom, lol. The perfect place to break in your new #2 pen.

Fart Poopie (1258) -- 09.18.2005

http://www.zymetrical.com/product.asp?3=169
for poop keychains, and if you look to the right, there's a poop ashtray too.

EFF JOO (not verified) -- 10.19.2005

F joo this pen is pooing great!!

Deja Poo (966) -- 08.24.2009

Krikey. When I want to a poop pen, I just eat a refill for my Cross. Next time I dump, instant poop pen. The writing is kind of sloppy though.
_______
Yo quiero Taco Bell.

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