My toilet seat is white and hard. It's old and shifts from side to side, even when I
am firmly seated on it. It has stains on it that cannot be removed -- I've used bleach
and gritty cleanser and yet they remain to remind me of the many other tenants that
have sat where I now sit.
Just a few of the many...
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What I am trying to get at is that my damn toilet seat is
old and boring and gross. To make matters worse, I have tasteless shocking pink faux tile to
accentuate the dullness of my toilet seat. I suspect that I am not the only person
here at PoopReport with a boring seater.
So I got to thinking about the options I have. At the local level, I could either
paint the damn thing (but I wouldn't dare do that because I don't have an artistic bone
in my body) or I could visit the local home improvement stores (but the few available
options appear as if Hollywood hookers inspired them). They have toilet
seats that have shell shaped lids and lids with oceanic pictures on them. Why would I
find that fun? They are tawdry like the pink tiles in my bathroom and I need more
options than that.
So I entertained my global options and decided to surf the web. Much to my surprise
and delight, there are many places on the internet that sell uniquely designed toilet
seats. I included the URLs below for fellow Poop Reporters to browse.
I came across some
toilet seats that were covered in ultra-feminine designs, with flowers and jellybeans.
Some seats were more trendy with colorful patterns. Other seats were more thematically
oriented with pictures of football, golf, and money. Yet others had a darker theme
with barbed wires are razor blades. Still others were just plain ol' rustic and suited
for a log cabin.
Many of the websites originate in the UK and this is not surprising,
considering Europe is known for its artistry in things we use daily. There are many
options from which you can select to transform your Old White Seater into something
that uniquely reflects your lifestyle, personality, and artistic expression. I will be
making my selection soon.
Designer Toilet Seats
CooLoo.com
BogSeats.co.uk
From Direct Plumbing And Heating Supplies
The Bathroom Accessory Shop
Mamo Collection
Clear seats (aka acrylic or 3-D seats): Most are girly seashell themes
Seashell Toilet Seats
Loo With A View
Emporium UK.com
A better selection of clear toilet seats: Check out the barbed wire one -- yeow!
The Menu.com
GroovyStyle
UK Shopping Emporium
Midton Acrylics
Posh Designer Toilet Seats: French, Italian, and Deeeelux
UK Bathroom Express
Guitar and Piano theme toilet lids
Jammin' Johns
W I D E toilet seats for those of you with mud flaps for asses
SF Bay Area
Sexy Designs
Sittin' Pretty Design
Oh dear, "hand upholstered" toilet seats
WorldWide MFG
Handpainted from the UK
Gold Crest
They have spiky and glow in the dark seats here
Urbanjunkie
This one is boring, but it glows in the dark!
Mon-Glow Inc
Samples of "ranch-like" and rustic theme seats
WJD Ranch Carving Center
Elite Seats
A collection of bidets, soft seats, and designer seats (limited collection)
Eldridge Textile
Sandman/Intimist
Magic John
Also, check out this article on John A. Kostopoulus (age 77): King of Toilet Seat Arts
-- Skiddy Poo
