As much as I like the smooth, gentle feeling of wet wipes, Chip has a point. I mean, look at those two products. The colors are similar, the design is similar, these two identical products came out at exactly the same time... it smells like collusion to me! Are Kimberly Clark (parent company of Cottonelle) and Proctor and Gamble (parent company of Charmin) working in collusion on this? Or are we to believe that this is just some incredible coincidence?

Chip has a point, but think where we would be if we had decided that 78 RPM records were good enough, or that vaccumm tube computers were all that was really needed. Think about it, toilet paper has not really changed, ever, until now. We are at the very begginning of toilet paper technology. Currently available dry toilet paper is like the vaccum tube computers of the 1950's. Wet wipes for your butt are like transistors were - a massive, and sorely needed, leap forward! Onward and upward for humanity!

Regarding collusion in the wet ass wipe industry, I had read that Moist Mates was the first wet TP introduced into the general market. It was made by some upstart company, not one of the TP behemoths. Kimberly-Clark, meanwhile, developed the moist Cottonelle Rollwipes which they claim break up in the sewer system, unlike baby wipes or the Moist Mates. Kimberly-Clark is touting their Rollwipes as the greatest thing since TP came on a roll. Rather than miss out on the potential market, and because they had not successfully developed a competing product in-house, Proctor and Gamble bought Moist Mates and relaunched it with the Charmin name.

I have not yet tried the moist ass wipes on a roll, as they are currently only widely available in a few parts of the country. I have tried the moist sheets and they work reasonably well, but so does a high quality dry TP.

IN regards to wet whipes, they are great when used in conjuntion with dry toilet paper, use teh cheap dry stuff to whipe first, then the wet wipe to finish the job! Or you could just buy a badet(buh-day). (SP)?

Hey, I object to wet wipes for several reasons. First, real men don't need them - they're for wimps and wusses. I don't have no problem with ordinary TP so I'm not looking for a solution. Also, wet wipes cost more than ordinary TP and are not real good for the environment. Ordinary TP breaks up in about a minute. I'm in construction and I've read that most wet wipes don't disintegrate even after sitting in water for 3 months in tests. They can therefore clog the drainfields in septic tanks and cause blockages in homes with low-flow toilets! I do some plumbing and one of my favorite calls is for blocked low-flow toilets. It's money for fucking jam! So if you want to fuck up the environment and keep us plumbers in the money go ahead and use wet wipes. Otherwise, stick to old-fashioned TP and enjoy the satsfaction of the real good burning sensation of a well-wiped asshole. Also, guys do you want your girlfriends and buddies to think you are wusses? Remember wet wipes are for wimps and wusses!

oh dakota, you just won't budge on this eh? I do agree they have alot of downsides. I am writing this with a record player behind me, 4 tape decks, and a 5 cd changer and a 3 cd changer. The point is that If the LPs and the CDs can live side by side, so can the wets and drys.

I had not thought of one's girlfriends and buddies thinking you are a wuss if you have moist wipes in the bathroom. My first thought is that everyone would think that you have a real mess to clean up when you shit.

I was thinking about Dakota's comment about wet wipes clogging low flow toilets. I have not used them often enough (i.e. 1 or 2 times) to experience this, but I hate those fucking low flow toilets. I don't understand how having to flush 5-6 times for each shit saves water. I've even clogged mine before using any paper.

As far as clogging, one of the things that supposedly makes these new wet wipes so revolutionary is that they are designed to disintegrate in water, just like toilet paper.... they are supposedly safe for a septic system, and should not clog a toilet.

I don't understand why not wanting your ass to smell, makes you a pussy? I could make you not get pussy, but I really don't think that using moist cloths to wipe has anything to do with being a man. It just feels cleaner.

It could, not I

Let me state again - this is a great technological advance for humanity. People resisted the automobile when it was first introduced, too. This is just the beginning of new poop technology. We are living in what is truly an exciting time.

Agree with Dakota & Chip. TP works fine - and the rougher the better. I've even considered sandpaper as I like something that grabs and gets the job done. It would not be very economical or seem like such a good idea when I'm sure after a week or two I would have to buy Rite-Aid out of Preparation-H.

Wetwipes are just not needed and they are bad for the environment and they are expensive.

I do admit though, once in a while, after a nasty Guiness beer shit I wouldn't mind having a wet wipe around just to save on the 100 sheets of regular TP I would have to use in the situation...

Wetwipes are just not needed, and they are bad for the environment?

Since when do people care about the environment?

Even our own president doesn't care about the environment.

I do my part, in taking care of the environment, it is not as much as I wish I could do, but I do as much as I can.

I don't think that using a biodegradable wet tissue will hurt.

But it is better to use a half a roll of toilet paper?

When you wipe your as with an wet wipe, you only half to use one or two, and maby follow up with a little piece of toilet paper.

I saw on I think Good Morning America did a report on these things, and it takes all but one brand of wet wipes 3 months to break apart, when it takes tp one minute.

I personaly am not going to screw the enviroment so I can have that new-ass glossy look on my poopshoot.

I had an itchiness problem a couple of years ago and was advised by my doctor at the time that dry paper (which is what most of us use) was actually the worst thing possible to wipe with! I accodingly got some moist wipes from the chemist (ones specially designed for the purpose) but they didn't suit me - I think it was a chemical in them - and I went back to dry wiping. Fortunately no problems since.

You guys still... wipe?

Wow. Scraping a dead tree against one's backside is soooo 19th century. I installed a bidet in my bathroom.. and I'm never going back.

You want to talk about environmentally friendly? No trees. Just a cool, refreshing stream of water. And my hands don't smell like ass afterwards, which is a nice plus.

I think wet butt wipes are the greatest invention since tacos, the internet, and close-captioned movies. All you who think they are unnecessary apparently should thank God for your soft shit. But compared to you I must especially refractory shit. There've been times when after one dump I must have rubbed a hundred wads of dry toilet paper over my poor shithole with still no sign of waning intensity of the brown streak that shows up on them. It was a nightmare when I was a child, always being told I shouldn't be scratching my shitter in public, and how it was allegedly especially unbecoming to a girl. Later I learned to improve some things a little. I would spit on the paper and moisten it. That helps some, but my shit is still sometimes so refractory that I run out of spit before I run out of shit. So I like bathrooms with access to running water while I'm sitting on the john, not those that put me in a "stall" without running water. Next I want to find me a boyfriend who will wipe the shit off my butthole for me. At least he'll be able to see what he's doing! I thing if the good Lord had meant for us to wipe our own poopholes, he'd have put them where we can see 'em!

They are a product sent from the Holy God above!

Ever had a dump that you just can't seem to get to the point where the TP is all white? Well, in those situations before you have to go to work, you KNOW it's gonna be a long night (I work 2nd shift). You see, sitting on your ass at work tends to heat things up down there, and you don't want to heat up the poopie you couldn't take care of earlier in the day. It's bad news and is clearly evident by you moving around in your seat all night. A wet wipe after the dry stuff does absolute miracles! The only drawback is you feel like you just got done swimming and have to put your undies on wet, but it dries quick enough!

I totally agree with using wet wipes! They're the best thing!! I feel so fresh after using them! Of course if you use them after wiping with toilet paper too hard and scratching yourself then it stings when you use the wet wipe. A word of warning...be careful when wiping with toilet paper and then using a wet wipe to clean up!

I agree with AssWasher (4.13.). First use dry paper until the main slime is gone, then polish up with one or two wet sheets for a clean feeling. I'm not an obsessive wetwiper - I don't carry the wet ones around with me, but at home or on vacation I use them. But depending how solid/dry your shit is you (I) need to start with regular tp for absorption. Happy wiping! And AssWasher, that's bidet.

Wet wipes are a necessary evil for those of us plagued with 'piles'. I don't mean piles of poop either. My anatomy seems to preclude getting clean after a dump by TP alone.

A year or so ago I had an 'irritation problem' so I went to see my doctor and he told me that dry wiping, although common and usual for most people was, in fact, the worst possible thing to do. I was advised to try some moist wipes instead and duly went along to the chemist. Unfortunately a chemical in the wipes didn't agree with me and caused soreness, adding to my problems, so I went back to dry wiping.

Personally, I don't use wet wipes regularly, but I keep a box of baby wipes (cheaper and they've been around forever) under the bathroom sink for particularly foul dumps. Baby wipes can be used for a multitude of uses around the house (I have a puppy, so it comes in handy to keep him clean as well). I figure if we get our behinds wiped with wet ones as infants, why not pamper ourselves a bit as we're older? I got the idea from my uncle, who was a chronic hemorroid sufferer, and used baby wipes because they weren't as irritating.

And Joe, in regards to the "post swimming feeling", just try a wet wipe and follow it up with a quick one-two square swipe with an inexpensive regular paper to get rid of the moist feeling. I do the same with a bidet, because I hate walking around with a wet bum.

If you got shit on your hands, your face, or any other part of your body would you wipe it off with dry TP or would you go for something wet?

Them damn Prep H asswipes are expensive, though! $5.00 and change for the box! Little cheaper in the 'bag' container.

Man, it's embarassing to pull that top off the 'bag' container in a shitter! People probably wonder what the hell's going on! Or maybe they think I have a 'Depends' on with the velcro connector!

I'm happy that Prep H reintroduced their asswipes. I still have one of their original packages that I'm saving for posterity!

I'm like using the wet wipes. I do buy the wet wipes quite enough though. The only thing with the wet wipes is that is leaves my ass all wet, thats when I use the TP to dry off. I'm confused.

Tried it.. stinks for rear ends ! But these thingies are great for cleaning keyboards -really - mine hangs by my PC.

One word: Tucks. Medicated pads. They rock my ass. I get all itchy and inflamed with regular TP. So I use Tucks every time. I carry a ziploc with some in it, if I visit friends or whatnot. Some chain stores (e.g. Eckerd) have their own generic store brand equivalent of Tucks, which is usually as good and cheaper.

Buy Tucks. I've used them for about 5 years now, and my hole feels great.

If I'm ever stuck without them, life sucks using TP. It always leaves little fragments of TP in my ass that I have to pick out later.

Tucks rock my world. This is not a commercial. Thanks for listening.

I agree that one should not waste money on some dorky new hygene product. Who needs commercial "crap" like Wetwipes? In most private bathrooms the sink 'n' soap are not far from the can! For years I've been wetting toilet paper under the tap, then adding soap. You either squeeze a dollop from a dispenser or drag the wet TP across a soap bar and off you go! Soap and water leaves you with the cleanest feeling. Dry wiping is just not sufficient for this fella.

You get the toilet paper wet, then put soap on it, then rub it on your ass? So at the end of the say you have tons of little bits of wet paper and soap that's dried and caked together all over your ass crack? Ingenius idea.

a little spit on plain TP will do in a pinch. very enviro-friendly.

I am a person who only takes a shit once every 8-9 weeks. If you don't believe me, I will provide photo proof of my toilet mountains.

Wet wipes are amazing, but the funny thing is, they are EXACTLY the same as BABY WIPES!! Baby wipes are VERY gentle on the skin, are probably a bit softer and smell pretty. Save yourself some cash!! Go out and buy the Huggies 500+ pack! You'll be glad you did.

I only need to wipe shit from my ass every two months, but when I do ... damn it hurts.

My shits also require a day to flush.

See yas for the moment.

Hey Adrian,

Have you tried the Baby Wipes for sensitive skin? They claim to help with diaper rash ... give them a try before start callousing your anus again. ;)

I considered myself someone who was in the forefront of bathroom etiquette and innovations. But apparently I have been mistaken because I had no idea that these Wet Wipes existed. In my opinion they sound like a great idea. Maybe not for every poo, but after those really bad ones - wipe down the excess with regular TP but before you wipe your ass red, give a few wipes with the Wet Wipe. Or maybe when you are pooing all day long this will save you some valuable wipes and maybe a lot of burning and itching.

I'm going to run out and get me some of these.

What about the bidet you promoted a few months ago. Thats been better than paper, or the wet wipes.

poop is the day light of my drem...It makes me happy when am sad...Its my moon in the day...its my light at night...its my hart and soul when i louse it...Its in my drems when i sleep...Its my pet when i need it...Its my love when am all alone...and thanks to you poop you make my drems....

I an a great poet!!As you can see above!!!I will seand it to you if you like!!Let he world be filled with poetre!!!!

TOOTIE

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP

I never like to be constipated. That means I don't get to look at my poop. when I do take a poop I never EVER want to flush it because it's like I'm losing a best friend and all my hopes and dreams...

I have an obsession of eating poop...

It fills my senses with loving warmth and care...

I love the fresh ones they're so juicey and tender...

All I know is my overloving obsession for it especially the football headed ones...

My heart aches when I don't have it...

That is all

Tootie i loved your story about poop your great!!!!I wish i could be that great!!!My best feelings on wet wips thery great!!When i used papper i got butt rash but when i use wet wips i dont get butt rash!!!! So uses wet wip!!

I keep on falling in love in in in in love with a you some times i love poop some times i dont

I LOVE YOU POOP!!!!!

Wet wipes...my arse ;))))

It's bad enough when you poke your finger through normal shite paper, then have to get the bits out from under your finger nails, thank god for teeth ;))

I´m interested in single packed wet tissue.

I would like to know the CIF price, Valparaiso (Chile) of 100.000 piece of it.

And also would like to know how long it can be in stock, in another word, how long it last without opening it.

If it is possible, please send me 5 pieces of sample to see.

Please advise us if you have different kind of design and with what language is written on it.

Also I wolud like to know if it is possible for you to put our company name and sanitary resolusion number on each package if it which is needed to be sold here in Chile.

Company name : Tresko Ltda.

Address : Ricardo Matte Perez 0152, Providencia, Santiago, CHILE

Phone : 56-2-603-2838

Fax : 56-2-603-2840

URL : www.tresko.cl

My name : Mr. Luis Kohn

Sincerely yours,

Luis Kohn

i have troubles wiping my butt

TOILET PAPER? WET WHIPES? WHO USES THOUSE? ISNT THAT STUFF DECORATION?

wet wipes should be used in conjuntion with regular toilet paper.

the wipes are wonderful if you have an assburning poop or repeated loose bowels. the wipes contribute a sense if cleanliness and soothing aloe to quell the burn. i use the wipes all the time after discovering an hemohoroid (sp) not to long ago....it just akes sense...if you cant afford $1.19 for 50 asswipes you need another job....(for those who complain of the cost)

jen

My neighbors dog was grunting one out and his intestine proplapsed....we wrapped it in wet wipes as to keep it moist while it was driven to the vet.....wet wipes rule!

I love the moist asswipes, but I do have a complaint. The cottonelle and charmin things are too damn small. There are others on the market, not on a roll, called Kid Wipes that work much better. You people who have talked about using diaper wipes, I hope you're not flushing those-you will certainly stop up your toilet if you are-and they don'd dissolve either.

i have been using wet wipes for several years now. i grew up with them. my mom always made me wipe with a wet wipe whenever i had a BM. throughout my years growing up, people thought i was weird because of what i did. i was just using a wet wipe aka baby wipes to wipe my brown smushy, smelly ass. now they have become more popular for the shitting crowd and the ladies crowd, for when its around their period. 18/f

i have had so many memories with wet wipes. when i was a child, there was this specific brand i loved. i dont remember the name of it now. but the wipes were very thin, but had alcohol in them. consequently, i started huffing that alcohol at a young at. which led me to begin sucking on the damn wipes. i would just suck on a few wipes. my parents found out, they thot i was weird, and thot i would get sick, since it had alcohol in it. then later on in life after the three women in the house had had their periods, our plumbing exploded. so i guess some plumber dude had to come over and literally clean it out. and it was all these used wet wipes and fhp's. i used to and still call them wipy-dipes. how cute.!

i like to sniff my wetwipe after i wipe..makes me hot.

whas the best way to stop overflow or leakage (skid marks) after a shit?? this also creates bad butt or smelly butt which the ladies dont like. So whats the best way to clean ones self so no skid marks or bad butt appears?? So wet wipes are good, if you use them after TP??

HEll you folks you spendin all this money on dry wet who fuckin cares.. just do like i do if you dont have a dog get one. then when your done pitchin the biscuit jest whistle here boy and spread your cheeks and bend over kinda and he'll take care of it. dogs they love poop doncha know i had one once used to keep the cat box squeaky clean on accont of eatin all the cat poo. so do yourself a favor if you dont have a dog get one and let him lick your winkin walnut after you poo. youll save lots of money youll be glad you did.

For all those anti-wet-wipe people out there, try this just once:

1. Do your business

2. Wipe your ass with plain TP till you think it's clean

3. Do one swipe with a wet wipe, and take a look.

You'll never wipe your ass the same way again.

Wipes are loaded with chemicals, thats why I developed all natural "Spincterine" the world first Ass-tringent You apply Sphincterine to toilet paper and wipe away your cares. It make you feel clean, confident and minty fresh...its like altoids for your ass and it tingles after you use it!!

Go to www.mintyass.com for the strait poop... be sure to check out the Ass-timonials page!

Hey guys,

Look I'm being serious now. Cut the crap and don't bother with wet wipes. Toilet paper is for sissies too. If you want a clean ass then grab a jug-o-water in your right hand, drain down the crack of your ass and use your left hand to wipe. They've been doing it for years in Asia. You'll have the cleanest ass in town.

easier and cheaper way for a wet wipe, just put SOME water but not a lot and wipe

ok here is what you need to do ...

first wipe with regular dry toilet paper to get the hunks and chunks off then wipe with a wet wipe to remove any excess poop and dinlgeberries your normal tp may have left :-)

First I would like to say wet wipes are necessary and very smooth. If you have ever been effected by hemmoroids wet wipes is one great solution, no more sand paper. But I'm allergic to aloe and cant find any type of wet wipes withouty aloe, can anyone recomend some.

Oh yeah, I forgot to say I have been using baby wipes since I became a father, for years but only twice a week or less because of the aloe thing.

It started one time when I ran out of regular toilet paper, I've been hooked every since!

I agree with those in the paper first, moist wipe second, finish with dry paper camp. This combo leaves one's bung as clean and dry as possible. I work nights as a drummer in a rock band and if there's even one speck of poo that the paper missed, the sweat running off my head and torso and down into my hot asscrack will dissolve and spread it into a stain that cannot be erased, even with bleach (not to mention the ass stink that will follow you around for the rest of the night). Those rare chances to get some action after a gig were always uncomfortable and nervous escapades of embarassment as I tried to hide the evidence from potential sex partners as we undressed (lights out and roll the undies up inside of the jeans). Now I'm married and have wet wipes, so magically appearing skids are no longer my biggest worry. However, I'd still like to start a band called "Buttsweat & Tears".

PS I've also found a good wipe 'round with the wipes (esp in the taint area and around the nutsack) is much appreciated by my wife before engaging in oral.

First of all, to all the manly men, I don't think "pussy" should be an epiteth. What are you saying is so great about being a man and so horrible about being a woman when you use a term like that to belittle someone or thing? Besides, womyn have other reasons to appreciate wet wipes, if you know what I mean. Would you rather sail the crimson time before dining out on a town painted red/brown or not? Wet wipes work for some--good for you if you'd rather feel clean; for does who don't feel they're necissary, that's nice too. By the way, if you really want to save the enviornment, dump your gas-powered car, become a vegetarian and we should look into other, renewable fibers for our buttwipes, like cotton, or hemp, etc. Thanks, that's all I have to say on that.

think about it this way if you got poop on your hand would you just take a piece of dry paper and wipe it off............. i hope not so why treat your bunghole any different..... wet wipes are just great. Also when people have babies they clean their bungholes with wetwipes then when we grow up we graduate to dry paper?!? seems like a downgrade to me.

Long Live WET WIPES!

I like wet wipes, but I don't always have an option to use them. Reason why they developed these wet wipes? They did a survey and found out 60% of adults wet wipe(take bunched TP, wet in sink, wipe). This was kimberly clark research quoted in the WSJ. Anywho, I dip and wipe sometimes. It's a delicate and somewhat complicated process though. TP just falls apart when wet, so you can't wet it too much. Plus, you need to dry wipe afterwards less you have a soggy anus. I think it's better than just letting dry poop stay rubbed all over your anus. Yuck. Another draw back, wet TP can stick to your ass hairs if you rub too much. I can see the concern as to how long it takes for wet wipes to dissolve. I guess time will tell how bad it really is when people's septic's start clogging. I believe in the other approach though, I use a whole lot less wet wipes than TP. Like two wipes per flush maybe. Regular TP I use about 4 wads, I hate unclean ass.

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Hey Erik, you a hunk? You can send me your used underwear. Just kidding (partly). But seriously you people who advocate using water to buttclean, whether with or without tp are forgetting that shit contains all kinds of things like fat and fibre that can be water-resistant, this is why there is no substitute for wet wipes with their astringent cleansing liquid. I use a non-alcohol camomile wipe and have had no problems with skin reaction or anything. If I wiped my hole as firmly with dry tp as I can with ww, it would be raw, swollen and bleeding!

The wipes are the best thing since sliced wombats. But they're not there to replace good ole tp, but to enhance the tp. They should be used at the end of the wipe. Two or three wet ones. With a final dry wipe to soften things up and clean up the swamp. I did a test to prove the validity of the wet wipes. I wiped with dry tp to the point I though I was clean, where I would normally button up the trousers and resume my day. Then dropped a wet one in there. Man was I wrong. The wet one do a much better job of keeping thing on the up and up. I highly recomend them.

this whole site is seriously fucked up, yet amusing and quite funny. but honestly, if you take a minute to do a little self evaluation, you people are taking time out of your day to make posts about--crap. please try out some new hobbies, I am sure some of my tax dollars have paid for something nearby that could entertain you.

i let my husband wipe me with his tongue

it feels good better then wet wipes or regular toilet paper!

AssWipes.Net is the place to get the poop on wet wipes! Rich people can find out how to hire a professional ass wiper.

Wet wipes are a gift from God. They clean up a shitty mess in a snap. One wet wipe, then pat dry with regular toilet paper and you are clean as a whistle! Then add some Cooling Gel for that sore bunghole.

dakota and chip lol i have to agree with yall on this matter lol but dakota you did forget one little important matter on the septic system matter lol if these products dont break down that easy thats why there are baffles in a septic tank to keep those materials from going out in the drain field i have replaced many leaching fields and lots of baffles in septic tanks if you need a real fast and inexpensive baffle repair kit here is the perfect answer 1 peice of pvc pipe 1 foot long saw it in half ""make shure the pvc you get will fit in the outlet side of the tank get a tee and glue your pvc into the tee as to form a 90 degree angle shove one end into that outlet side the open top of that tee will act as your vent to prevent siphoning of your tank and holds back all materials from goin out in the leachin lines and pluggin them off i hope this helps ya out lol if not sorry for my 2 cents worth lol but anyhoo i think on the ass burning sensation matter of wipin with sand paper lol there would be a perfect solution there ""humorusly ""you could use a little bit of wood putty and plug off your ass hole then the sand paper would keep that putty nice n smooth lol shit away all and happy shittin lol

Wow, I didn't know these things existed, my mom and sister use baby wipes sometimes, I don't usually use them, because then my hands smell like baby wipes, even after washing. I might have to try some of these things though, as I like to have a clean bum.

So we are a manufacture of wet wipe from China, if you are any need of this please contact us.

is there really such a thing as "leaky butt syndrome"? if so what are the symptoms? when I wipe my ass, I have to go back later and do it again. is that what it is?

Wet Wipes: for the anal-retentive butt cleaners..... Get it, anal.
I think they are great to keep around, though.
The wipes. Not the anal-retentive butt cleaners.

nothing could ever clean me butthis it at least worked a little. Well a lotcompared to other times!!!! I love it!!!!!!!!!

This is the best thing i have ever used. Its the only thing that works for me!!! I always have shit on my but. Today i have a little less

I have the solution, don't buy these things that "the man" wants you to buy, instead, take your rough toilet paper, and simply wet it yourself with your sink. Same stinkin' thing, less stinkin' money.
Or don't do that at all, it's just one thing that works for one man. a thing, for a man.

Whatever happened to just taking a wad of TP, running a small amount of bathroom tap water on it, and using that for the messier clean-ups? So long as you don't soak it till it falls apart, TP works just fine...all the cleansing power with none of the added expense and/or environmental risks!

Now that the page has reloaded, I see that Darth Blood made the same suggestion. Great minds think alike, perhaps? Methinks I need to reload pages more often, LOL.

I hate when that happens, Lady Ballbuster. I'll third what and Darth said. Tap water on a wad works well. So does sitting in the sink and letting the water run through your incrusted asscrack. (Just don't touch the bathroom sink at my house.) They both work wonders!

my poop is always runny and i have to stay on the pot for hours just to wipe

Be a real man like my grandfather !!!! Go out to the pile, find three or four choise corn cobs and go out behind the shed and do your duty to nature. Buncha wusses !!!!!!

wet wipes are a godsend! I have never ever used tp after pooing. my mom just sort of kept on buying baby wipes after we outgrew diapers and now, tp terrifies me. its great and all if your just pissing, but it doesn't have the same clean feeling after a poo like wet wipes do.

it annoys me after i take a shower and i wipe my ass with the towel and my hemmorhoid leaks a brown streak on my clean, damp towel. anyone else have a similar experiience?

how about when you take a real drizzly shit and you wipe.....after you drop the paper you withdraw your hand to find wet drizzle shit on the back half of your thumb.

Haven't any of you ever used a balloon to wipe ?? You blow up a very small balloon, wrap it in a thin layer of TP and wipe. You drop the soiled TP in the bowl, wrap a clean layer of TP on the balloon and wipe again. This way you don't waste paper but you have something soft and of significant size to wipe with. When you are clean everything, paper, balloon and all gets flushed away.

What the hell? That must be what all that squeaking in the other stall was about the other day. Amilla, where you in the Atlanta airport around the 14th by any chance?

No, that wasn't me wiping away at the stall in the Atlanta bathroom. Actually remember you are using a very small sized balloon only blow up a little bit. Once you wrap a layer of paper around the balloon it doesn't squeak really squeak because you are rubbing the paper against your ass, not the balloon itself.

One word of caution. When using a balloon to wipe it is a good idea to keep a small sharp object, like a pen, pencil or pocket knife. Pop or puncture the balloon before flushing it down. Flushing an inflated balloon may possible stuff the toilet and result in a messy situation.

I just moisten a bit of regular toilet paper with warm water to wipe first. Then I use dry toilet paper to dry. Works like charm.

Ooo! Now I have a new method for corporate turd terrorism. Some corporation screws me over I'll just sneak into the boss's bathroom, shit a huge puddle of butt gravy, and flush an inflated balloon down the toilet.

I've just managed to block my drains by flushing baby wipes down the drain - beware!!

HOW is a person supposed to "...get the TP wet, then wipe..."? Our toilet is in it's own little closety box w/in the master bathroom. Just room for you, the throne, and maybe an article of reading material. What, am I supposed to wet several wads of TP BEFORE I sit down? WHERE would I put them, on the FLOOR? No, no. We have TP on the wall, and a box of baby wipes on the tank, and those go in the (lidded, metal, lined) trash can. *Freshhhhhhh*!

GottaGoGirl, try keeping a squirt bottle in the bathroom. You can wet the toilet paper with that and then you don't have to walk into the next room with your ass covered in shit.

How do you all dispose of the wet wipes afterwards?

Wet wipes are the shit! Up until their introduction to the marketplace I had always used a dampened piece of TP to clean up any stubborn poo particles. Now I use a two fold method. TP then wipes. Ingenious

This is a real eye opener. I can't believe you guys just used tissue paper for YEARS to clean your butt. I find that gross. Tissue paper by itself is used only after taking a leak so that you wouldn't wet your underwear with the residuals or in emergency situations when there's no water around. To clean up after a poo, use the bidet, or get a hand jug and pour water over the crack of your butt with one hand, get gentle soap for the guys or feminine wash for the ladies and soap your ass with the other hand then rinse. Then that's when tissue paper comes in, to dry your butt. I thought that's common sense. Like if you get poop on your hands accidentally, or anywhere else on your body, would you just wipe it away with tissue paper? Of course not! That's gross! You'd wash it with the strongest soap there is and even top it off with alcohol to make sure any trace of shit is gone!

I use pampers baby wipes with aloe and unscented. After you use toilet paper and think you are all done and you use wet wipes it gets more poo. I think it's gross to leave poo there, so use wet wipes. It also soothes the burnt asshole syndrome from wiping tons with normal toilet paper. I started doing it after i saw some pro basketball player say he did it on the mtv show Cribs. I'm addicted now cause i know it feels better and gets more poo.

"...The Shit Volcano (2687) -- 02.15.2006 --
'GottaGoGirl, try keeping a squirt bottle in the bathroom. You can wet the toilet paper with that and then you don't have to walk into the next room with your ass covered in shit.'..."

TSV, did they give you that nice little squeezy bottle to take home from the hospital? I used that for weeks and weeks after I had my babies; I would fill it with cool water before I went into the bathroom, and rinse everything. It was very refreshing, especially after the abuse the body takes delivering a baby! Your post reminded me of that; I might get another bottle and resume the practice!

A simple and environmentally friendly solution is to wipe with Toilet Paper and then wash with warm water (or cold if preferred) and Soap. A Liquid Soap works best. Keep a couple of bottles of water next to the toilet, just for this purpose. :)

I don't know how anyone can wipe their ass with dry toilet paper. Then again, I don't know how people can spend 3+ hours a day in commute traffic.. Every wipe of mine save the last is wet with water, or at least moist.

For anyone who doubts the effectiveness of moist wipes, next chance you get, wipe as usual, then wipe with a moist wipe and take a look at it. More likely than not, you'll see a brown streak, meaning that there's just something that dry tp can't pick up. Personally, I'd take a shower after ever dump if I could, but moist wipes are a nice compromise.

I prefer to wipe with pine cones. They are readily abundant in most National Parks, they wipe you very clean due to their multitude of ridges and angles, and after you use them, you toss them back to nature since they're 100% biodegradable. Top that for being green!

Does'nt the pine sap stick your cheeks together and make you walk like a cheap hooker?

And once again, I get to the bottom of the pile and PD cracks me up.

Seriously, I hadn't looked at the comments on this page for a long time (even my own). I never realized how many comments slipped through, including several 419 scam artists. You know, the, "I would like to buy (fill in the blank), from your store..." Well, that's what the "lame" button is for.

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