The Adjust For Comfort Toilet Seat: Your Butt Needed
Steve from Adjust For Comfort recently wrote to us with a request for help. Steve sells a rather ingenious toilet seat. The seat is hinged, as you can see in the photo, and he is looking for a few product testers who would be willing to write reviews.
If you are a female who weighs over two hundred pounds or a man who weighs close to or over (preferrably) three hundred pounds, then please email daphne@poopreport.com and include your name, address, and that you're interested in reviewing the toilet seat in the body of the email. The first male and female inquirers will chosen.
Everyone poops, so make the most of it: Review this seat!
About the Author
I'm a married retired Army spouse who was born and raised on the east coast. Now I'm a west coast hippie soaking up the Pacific Northwest rain. I've got two kids, a multitude of pets, and I love good wine, writing, and crafty shit like crocheting, sewing, jewelry-making and drawing. I am a non-traditional college student and recently earned an associate's degree in Accounting and Account Fraud, and I am now working on a second minor of Criminal Justice with a psychology specialization. I hope to have a computer forensics degree in near years to come in order to help find missing and exploited children. People who hurt children and animals suck!
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12 Comments on "The Adjust For Comfort Toilet Seat: Your Butt Needed"
I have never tried one but from an engineeer's view, it looks like those extensions would snap like a potato chip if a 200 or 300 pounder sat on them. Even if they didn't, what's the point? You can take just as good a dump with your knees touching as with your legs all spread apart. I hope they didn't invest too much money in this albatross.
What are the chances of the extensions snapping shut, like a giant pair of scissors, and removing a gentleman's yam sack?
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Dirty old men need love too!!
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!
I was thinking they were invented for practical joke reasons. You'd be sitting on it, and someone with a button far away would push it, opening the trap and you'd fall right in, KER-SPLASH!
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Never finish until you're done!
When you've got nowhere to go, and you feel it start to flow, diarrhea... diarrhea.
That's cute flushette...I was thinking the extenstions (if designed like flappers) could make for some prime stop-animation. Little flashing red lights on the ends of upward extendions could serve as distress signals for those who enjoy pooping in the dark. Your "trap door" and Chief's "scissor hands"...would make a fine short...
Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.
C Everett Poop,
I'd be happy to share the engineering specs with you for this seat. I'd even be glad to send you a seat to try for yourself. Rest assured that the specs have been designed and tested thoroughly to exceed the weight-bearing capacity of the toilets themselves.
The stainless-steel disc hinges have been designed and integrated well into (approx. 3 inches) the seat arms and seat back portions of the seat. Additionally, if you will look on the website http://adjustforcomfort.com you will see a picture on the "about" page of the underneath of the toilet seat showing the additional, wider bumpers which continue to rest on the bowl even when the seat is expanded to it's fullest limits.
I can assure you that this seat does everything we claim it to do.
Happy Sitting,
Steve
I was looking at this seat last night and realized that my kids would have have been very curious about it as toddlers.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com
.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com
I can see where it would be useful to open it up so you don't piss on it. At any rate, what the hell do I know? I'm healthy and in good shape. Maybe I'll buy one in 15 years. Good luck with your product, Steve. There is no gain without risk.
Good luck getting a woman to admit to weighing over 200 lbs. Talking about poo and poo mishaps is one thing, but objectivity about a woman's weight (especially one anywhere north of 60kg) is quite another.
Glad you found a male product tester. I fervently hope it is Chief Thunderbutt, and not Larry Craig.
Not me Squat, I don't have any problems with my present seat and I fear the yam sack clipping potential of the seat.
Just kidding Steve, I'm sure you have a good product but I am a cheap old bastard.
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Dirty old men need love too!!
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!
my butt is leaky
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