Recession happened. No one can afford expensive TP so they had to cut quality to keep it affordable. Or they are just cheap bastards. Either way, the days of quality over quantity are long gone. Any cut to save a buck.

The bears are at fault somehow. I don't know how, exactly; I just know they are.

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I think we should all return to corncobs.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

ill just stick to using the phone book

I keep trying to tell you all that cats are the way to go...but do you listen???

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Chief, let me know when your ready for corn cobs I bet I could ship you some.Do you prefer white or red cobs? The best way to do it is use 2 red ones and then a white one to see if you need another red one,but you devise your own method that works for you.

LP....The color doesn't really matter as I have discovered the best method is simply to sniff the cob between applications. I used to try to use less cobs by using both ends but discovered that the extra soap required for hand washing negated any savings in cob volume.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Charmin with Aloe is supposed to be asswipe? Heck, I've been using it to repair the stucco on my house.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Talk about a coincidence....I have been wiping my ass with the stucco chunks that fall from my ceiling!!

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Chief, that stucco ceiling doesn't happen to be in the same room as your collection of Playboys?

Oh NO! Really? My friends used to rave about this stuff. I've always hated 'lint-y' TP - and they said the virtue of the aloe stuff was soft, lint-free wiping. No TP pills in yr underwear. I had yet to try it, and now I hear this? Figures! By the time I get around to something good, it starts to suck... ; (

Just go over to other people's house to shit. When you are done wipe with their bathmats. Best to make a hasty exit afterwards though.
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I'd rather wipe my ass with kittens than with Charmin.

Stick with cheap paper; it's already cut-rate, so they don't have to cut corners. Marcal, Scott's, etc. Never leaves dandruff. Not luxury, but a friend in necessity.

Scott original has been the same all of my life. I like scott because it leaves me dust free in the nostril also.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

The only problem I have with Scott is when I have the liqishits. After the 7th or 8th trip to the pot to squirt my ass feels like I'm wiping with sandpaper.
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Me too. However, I tealized that I wiped to hard. If I am gentle yet thorough, my bottom doesn't get as irritated but the roid swells up no matter how gentle I am. I also wipe my eyes with scott after I administer my eye drops twice a day. It never lets me down.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

SP, are you wiping your nose and eyes before or after your ass? Just curious...

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Usually, the ass gets its wipe first. The nose second and the eyes last. I don't use the same squares, PD and I wash my hands in between body parts. It cannot be the other way around as my poop calls me up before I am awake. So first come first serve. After I poop a few times, if it is time to get up, I wash my face, brush my teeth, put hyalira and cerave on my face, put systane in the eyes, do cat bath wipe on pits and privates, take my meds, get dressed, put blush and lipstick on, feed the Boola, get my water then leave for work at approximately 0545. I take my bath at night because I would have to get up at 0430 to bathe in the morning. br>_______
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

What are cat bath wipes?! Please tell me you haven't figured out how to lick your own pits!
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Laughing out loud again, Misses C. No, I don't lick my pits, LOL. i wipe them with a fresh baby wipe or a cerave laden washcloth. I like the baby wipe better because it is easy and fayest.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I love baby wipes. I have OCD about things being clean and I carry baby wipes everywhere. You never know when you're going to need to remove fingerprints from a crime scene.
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Laughing out loud again, Misses C. as you are on a roll! Me too, I have some in my car along with a roll of TP. Wait, I used to have TP in my car. I haven't seen it lately so I must have used it.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I prefer to "borrow" a large handful of napkins from resturants when I go out. Never have to buy napkins again.
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Oh, I have extra napkins in my car too-from the snowball stand.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I hate when we go get ice cream and they don't offer napkins. Hello I have 4 kids I might as well just throw this ice cream all over my van right now if your stupid ass isn't going to give me some napkins bitch.
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I'm never asked, I just take them.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

They kinda frowned upon that last time I tried to crawl through the drive through window.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

You take what: kids or napkins? Is this before or after you lick your pits clean?
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Well, I ask if its a drive through, if I think about it, but at the snowball stand I take a bunch. They come in handy when I sneeze all over the steering wheel. At least its just sneeze. When I worked home health, I would get a sudden onset of nausea and vomit in a bag if not out the door, although I have spewed vomit all over the front seat of my prekatrina car. Since I don't drive for living anymore, I don't get as nauseated during the day. Go figure, I got car sick while driving my own car!br>_______
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

The best sneezes are fom small children who have a mouth full of cookies. It's great to see a chocolate chip traveling at 80 mph hit the inside of your windsheild.
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Laughing out loud at you again, Misses. I would say a chocochip sneeze iss the best too. Kids sneezes are often ridden with thick flying mucus, yuck.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

i'm going out on a limb here but i think trying toilet paper that has aloe or anytime of lotion-esque application within is a bad idea both to invent and to partake in using on one's asscrack. tissues is one thing but dang...

Maybe those of us with dry, ashy assholes appreciate a good anus moisturization from the lotion.
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I have very dry skin and lack of estrogen makes it unbearable. However, since I have been bathing with Cerave, I'm not experiencing as much trauma to my precious privates. My face doesnt hurt as bad anymore either. I have had to put lotion on my starkiss befor and well...I don;t like the slidey moisty feeling in my crack.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

charmin always sucks. you want know why? well, because charmin is too suck. it always falls apart when you are trying to wipe the butt.
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-- what smells? shit!

Now there is some brilliant fucking analysis.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

I still find Scott or Marcal tissue quite easy and painless to use; on the rare occasions when my poop is too sticky to wipe away easily, I use a baby wipe after the t.p. wipe, and then I put a little hygienic cleansing lotion (Balneol or equivalent) on some t.p. and rub it in on the anus; it feels good.

charmin always sucks. you want to know why? well, because charmin is too suck.

Nooooo Charmin sucks because those god damned bears are always flaunting their dingleberry filled asses all over my tv screen.
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I have been watching my cat closely and trying to master the art of eliminating TP by licking my asshole. My cat always has a pleased look on its face while performing the act so it may just be the way to go.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

If you like your current choice of toilet paper, check out the other thread now up, "If Big Brother started watching." You may, or may not, be permitted to continue using your personal choice. . . .

Wow, how refreshing, and ironic, people with at least half a brain making me pee and poop my pants laughing so early in the morning, over a subject that is so rife with fecundity!

Well, before you read any further, you may want to address that incontinence problem.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

I have to most horrible shitpaper on earth, it gets caught in my vagina and creates spitballs later.
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My shit don't stink.

Nothing worse than having a vagina spitball thrown at you in class.
As far as I recall.
In my dreams.

Try the Charmin with Tobasco, that will spice up your life.