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Mountain Dew: The Return Of The Blue Poo

Waste the rainbow!
------ posted 07.02.2009 by the pooping scholar (11)

Colonoscopy: We All Must Open Wide!

A virgin ass no longer; and he's happy for it!
------ posted 04.15.2009 by Squat-n-leaveit (448)

The Dreaded "Treatment Effect": Losing Weight With Alli

It's the ultimate diet gimmick: you eat too much, you shit yourself.
------ posted 01.15.2009 by LolitaCassiePoo (38)

Secura Personal Cleanser

For when toilets come too late.
------ posted 01.09.2009 by Crapola (296)

BBC America's "You Are What You Eat"

A production after our own hearts, from start to finish.
------ posted 01.08.2009 by The Big Wiper (2284)

Aah Toilet Foam: Can Bubbles Scrub You Ass?

Also, introducing a new PoopReport standard for product testing.
------ posted 11.21.2008 by daphne (4196)

An Asshole to Dye For: An Experiment In Anal Bleaching

"I can't submit the a-hole photos. My mom reads these stories, too, you know."
------ posted 04.21.2008 by Gasputin (165)

USABidet: For The Man Who Has Everything (Between His Cheeks)

Tired of leftovers? Read on.
------ posted 02.28.2008 by Tugboat (11)

Coming To A Bathroom Near You

What's coming down the pipeline in the world of toilet technology.
------ posted 01.11.2008 by Dave (11917)

Poo-Pourri: Can Your Poop Really Not Stink?

DungDaddy and Bilgepump review a Shameful Shitter's dream come true.
------ posted 12.28.2007 by Bilgepump (2302)

Hard To Swill: Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt

"I have to try this crap!" Prophetic words.
------ posted 11.29.2007 by daphne (4196)

Letter From A Colon Hydrotherapist

A report from the rear front.
------ posted 09.28.2007 by fudgeunpacker (12)

The Perils Of Pluto Water

A bygone purgative and old-timey turd torture.
------ posted 08.24.2007 by The Big Wiper (2284)

USA Bidet: Even MORE Bidet For The Buck

Life is good when people send you free butt products.
------ posted 07.27.2007 by poo_poo_poodio (121)

Orange Poop: Solving The Mystery Of Orange Oil

It's like Olestra when no Olestra has been consumed. What gives?
------ posted 07.09.2007 by Bob Lonsberry (10)

Alli: The Miracle Diet Pill With Teeny-Tiny Side Effects

I can't believe this isn't some elaborate joke. But it isn't!
------ posted 06.26.2007 by Mr Angry (10)

Colon Cleansing (Or Not) With OxyPowder

Doniker puts his poor, battered bowels to the test.
------ posted 06.20.2007 by doniker (1557)

Poop In The Pool: What To Do When Shit Happens

What to know when you drop off the kids at the pool. Uh, literally, I mean.
------ posted 06.18.2007 by Crapola (296)

Cranberries And Prunes: A Lesson In Continence

When it comes to bowels, trust in your elders.
------ posted 05.23.2007 by The Big Wiper (2284)

Is The Plunger Obsolete?

Do we stand before a new era of toilet maintenance?
------ posted 05.18.2007 by Mike JN (10)

How I Now Command The Rear

The miracle in the beige bottle.
------ posted 05.10.2007 by Oozy Doody (10)

I, Toilet Paper Advocate

Sometimes people need to be told how blessed they are.
------ posted 02.13.2007 by Bunga Din (1238)

My Colonic

Pucker Up gets flushed out.
------ posted 01.16.2007 by Pucker Up (26)

Shit vs. Shoe

You'll be surprised which wins.
------ posted 01.12.2007 by Charmingly Neurotic (53)

Too Soft For Wiping

Too much of a good thing.
------ posted 12.18.2006 by Neil (12)

Airline Lavatory Tips From One Who Knows

Good advice for your next in-flight evacuation.
------ posted 12.12.2006 by Flight Attendant (10)

Nope, It's Soap: Negative, It's A Cleaning Product

Upon further examination, it is indeed other than excrement.
------ posted 12.04.2006 by SamDamnit (1196)

Hurricane Adjuta

Coping with the onslaught of the world's worst hemorrhoid.
------ posted 10.23.2006 by Crapola (296)

My Irritable Bowels

One PoopReporter's sixteen year in hell.
------ posted 09.29.2006 by healthy 1 (1430)

A Quick Lesson In Plumbing Maintenance

Homeowners: pay attention.
------ posted 09.28.2006 by Terry (10)


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