Magnesium Citrate Blow-Out

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It actually started about a week prior to that fateful night. One day, I didn't have a successful bowel movement. Well, that day turned into two days, and those two days turned into a week. I attempted several times to evacuate this massive block of feces during this time period, but no matter how hard I pushed (even though they say you're not supposed to push too hard), nothing came out.

So, after a week or so of not pooping and plenty of stomach pain, I felt the need to call in the troops. I went to the local drug store and picked up some Magnesium Citrate.

A lot of people don't even know about this product due to its lack of branding and its generic looking bottle; however, if you've ever visited a gastroenterologist, this is what they'll recommend as a stool softener.

So I got my bottle of MC and went to work that morning. Luckily I work in a small office with very few people, most of whom were not there that day. I drank the entire bottle that morning and then I waited. It was very crucial that this process was complete before 5:00 that day because it was the night of my fiancé's office Christmas party. Coincidentally, she just happened to work for a group of gastroenterologists.

Around lunchtime the pain in my stomach became overwhelming, to the point at which I had to call my boss and tell him I must go home immediately to lie down. I was having excruciating stomach pains. Once I got home, I could barely walk. I managed to make it to my bed, where I just laid still. It hurt to move at all. I never felt the urge to go, though, and I ended up falling asleep after about an hour.

I woke up around 3:30 or so still with the agony residing in my lower abdomen. Luckily my fiancé got off work early that day so she could get ready for the party. She came over. She knew about my predicament and offered any help she could, telling me I needed to get up and walk around a bit.

So I got up and did a load of laundry. Meanwhile, she took my spot on the bed and fell asleep. And not much longer after she dozed off, it happened.

I ran -- actually, it was much more of a stiff-legged hop -- from my kitchen all the way to the bathroom in my bedroom. This was it. It was time. I was going to do it no matter what. The pain was too great for this to be another false alarm. I told myself no matter how much it hurt, it was going to come out this time. So I bore down on the counter next to my toilet with one hand, gripped the soft green toilet seat with my other, closed my eyes, and pushed.

SLAM! It sounded like a bomb coming out of a cannon. I felt as if my rear end had dilated over four times its normal size for this birth. Out of breath, I sat there for a minute, allowing the small amounts of liquidy substance to follow this massive brick of poo out of my system.

Okay, I said to myself, I'd better flush this before the second wave of diarrhea hits me. I turned to face this evil villain that had plagued me for a week now, but the water was too dark to see the culprit that sat at the bottom like lead weight. Still, I was ready to say goodbye to this massive ball of waste. So, without a square of toilet paper in the bowl, I pushed the little death lever to flush my toilet.

Big mistake. The poop was so large and so thick that it alone completely stopped up my toilet. The water began to rise.

Now, I've had my share of overflowing toilets. I knew how to handle this. I'll just reach down and quickly turn off the water to avoid any spillage.

This time, that did not work. The water, the poo, and bits of God knows what all came pouring out. I tried to quickly swipe up my rugs and bathroom mats, but it was too late -- they had already been contaminated by that vile substance now all over the bathroom floor.

At a loss as to what to do, another problem quickly reared its head: I still had more in me that needed to immediately come out. With no time to think, I sat back down and let 'er rip. The toilet water had gone down some, so more overflowing wasn't much of an issue.

After I finished I stood up and, without any place to stand, stepped into my bathtub. When I looked over at the toilet, I was actually able to actually see what this batch looked like. To my surprise, there were very strange pieces of an unknown substance floating around in the bowl. I immediately became alarmed. What if this was part of my insides? What if some of my intestinal wall was afloat inside my toilet!?

Very nervous and panicky and still out of breath, I whimpered for my fiancé, asleep in the next room. It was a miracle she heard me. I told her there was a mess in the bathroom, but it was an emergency and I needed her to look at something.

My wonderful wife-to-be is always there for me and would do anything for me. And the fact that she worked at a gastroenterologist's helped; but she would have done this anyway. She opened the door and laughed because there I stood, clinging to my shower curtain, pantsless and still leaking from my rear end. I asked her to please look at what I saw. She did, and reassured me that it was some sort of food, more than likely barbecue eaten about three days before.

Slightly relieved, we conjured up a clean-up plan because, even after all this, we still had to get ready for her Christmas party in this very bathroom. (We have two bathrooms; however, the other one is my roommate's, and since he was home, I wasn't going to go walking through my house naked to get there.) I threw down some towels (the ones I didn't really like anyway) and my fiancé went into the kitchen to get some garbage bags. We cleaned up as best we could because time was running short and both of us needed showers (especially me). I still had urges to continue the evacuation process, but I was forced to hold it in until we reached a point where I could relieve myself in a toilet that could withstand massive amounts of liquid and poo. I let my fiancé shower first (after I cleaned the shower out a bit); I planned to follow while she blow-dried her hair.

We were really coming down to the wire now. It was finally my turn to get cleaned up. I hopped into the shower and turned on the water. Much to my surprise, there was absolutely no hot water. My butt and my legs were covered in fecal matter and I had to wash it all off with freezing cold water. I thought this night couldn't get any worse until I realized I needed to shave as well. So there I was, standing in a waterless shower, dry-shaving and turning on the water only to rinse my razor. I followed my painful (yet refreshing!) shave by throwing water at myself from the faucet and then trying to lather up some soap. It was a very difficult process and I hope to never have to do it again.

We ended up being about fifteen minutes late to the Christmas party, but no one really noticed, which was good because we didn't have to explain to anyone why we were late. Looking back at that night, I often laugh at the events and how they unfolded. That will be a Christmas party I never forget.

667 Comments on "Magnesium Citrate Blow-Out"

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I am so glad I found this "Special" website! I was told I had to drink a bottle of this stuff the day before surgery, which is tomorrow. One poster said that the grape flavor was better the the others. Good to hear, from all the other comments about how gross this stuff was to swallow. I called several stores and the only one that carried grape was Wal-Mart. I got there and found that they had grape and lemon-lime. Since it was so cheap, I bought both bottles. Well..of course I chilled them in the fridge for a few days, as recommended.
So.. came home today and got ready for the fun of having to drink this. Poured some grape CM over ice, held my nose and drank. Tasted like very sour salty lemonade..with a grape after taste. Followed that with a swig of Arizona Iced Tea. Next time may it should be grapeade???? Did this three time to finish drinking the rest. Glad when that was over!
I then opened the other bottle of lemon-line and took a small taste of that. Yuck!I really would have had trouble downing that!
It's been about 45 minutes since then and so far only a rumbly in my tumbly.
SO....I REALLY WANT TO THANK THE PERSON WHO SAID THE GRAPE FLAVOR WAS THE BEST....THANK YOU THANK YOU!

I would have to say that if you have to take this stuff...make the effort to find the grape one, cuz not too many stores carry it. It is SWAN, made by Vi-Jon of St. Loius MO.

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Very well written. I laughed so hard I almost had a bowel movement in my pants.

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Like many others, I found this website yesterday while researching MC. Recently was away from home for a few weeks, disrupting my normal throne routine and came home feeling backed up. Even though I am again having regular morning porcelain worship time, I'm still bloated, feeling full, some abdominal discomfort. Soooo after reading all the posts on this sight and not unfamiliar with colon cleansing via herbal purges, I decided to try this as a faster method. Only flavor available was lemon lime. Like one of the posters above, mine didn't taste all that bad and contained sucrose. Took it at 7pm last night, followed by a couple tall glasses of water, went to bed bloated and sloshing; 6am visit to the water closet produced my normal goodly BM appearing only slightly softer than usual... Drank more water, it is now 10am. Not feeling purged yet, I am contemplating drinking a few ounces of my second bottle.. however as I contemplate I see on the TV a warning about FLEET PHOS SODA Seems this product has been taken off the market and is strongly linked to kidney damage and failure. Reading the label on MC, there is a warning not to use if one has kidney issues. Hmmm, what if one doesn't know if one has kidney issues? Since the MC didn't move me any faster than my herbals do, I think that instead of bombing my body again with the salty dog that may hurt my kidneys, I'll swallow my senna capsules and wait for my end's results. Thanks for the most humorous postings on such a personal yet wide spread (pun intended) subject.

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So, i had an x-ray today due to recent stomach pains. Doctor showed my some black spots that represented constipation and gas. I have also been having trouble getting a full breath, any of you who have been constipated had this problem??? Anyway, he recommended Mag-Cit, a whole bottle. I have so far drank all but a couple ounces. My stomach just feels so bloated and full of gas. After reading all the posts I am scared shitless...Hope it relieves some pressure so I can breathe deep again. Also, is it okay, do you think, to smoke a cig after taking this stuff??

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Plugged......It is never a good idea to smoke a cig unless you have a death wish. Of all the things I did in my life, the only ones I would love to undo were the cig smoking incidents. You will feel the same way one of these days.
Toss them now and live happily (more or less) ever after.


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I ditto that. *cough* *cough**choke*cough**spit up brown stuff*.
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i use to have a problem with constipation and blockages until i created my own recipe for pooping. it's very simple and "goes" like this----for every mouthful of processed dead food eat 2 mouthfuls of live food and a glass of water at least 3 times a day............works great for me , have not been blocked or constipated since starting this formula. dead food is anything processed or cooked and live food is raw food eg. carrots, celery, apples any vegetable or fruit picked and not tampered with. costs nothing to try and is very healthy. if you already have an ulcer eat steamed cabbage once a day for 2 weeks and drink a litre of raw cabbage juice a day for same time. works best if you cut down on fatty foods and eat more fibre.

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I lie, here, on my bed, clad in a diaper with a blue pad under my butt. My cat is in my lap. Butt, there is FIRE IN THE HOLE! I have calmoseptine on it. Its menthol coolness is soothing. I have to Tuck pad my hiney hole, now, because the burn it offers is soothing. The Huggy wipes burns me to the moon! Not soothing! Last night I took 2 bottles of mg citrate. Doctor's orders. This is the beginning of the 14 day mg citratathon. My hole is on fire! Butt I'm poopping my 7 1/2 lb poo baby, one chipped off piece at a time. It feels like I'm pooping watered down gravel. It was a special night, last night, because my honeyman spent the night. He went to sleep just before the first blow out. Oops. I just remembered that I didn't clean the toilet seat behind myself before he went in to pee. He knew before he came over that I had to start the clean out. He knew that I would be lying next to him in a diaper on a blue pad. He said diaper wasn't going to stop him from getting to where he wants to be. I didn't have any accidents during sex. I couldn't, you know, because I hurt in my hmm hmm. But I tried and he was happy with that, as always. My belly was huge and pregnant looking. He did'nt mind. I was glad he was here. I pooped shamelessly behind the closed door in the loft where he and I slept. It felt good that I don't have to keep my lover away, anymore, ( because I didn't want him to see me like this). I got to get a treat before the blow outs began, you know. I'm happy despite my mg citrate marathon.
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I've had a bout of UTIs for the last couple of months, so my urologist scheduled me for an IVP tomorrow morning. So dreading it, I went to the store and got a 10oz lime flavored bottle. I drank it an hour ago, waiting for it to take effect. I feel a bit nauseous and dizzy, and I can feel it going through my pipes. Reading these posts are making me hate my existence in about 4 hours...

Drinking it was a hassle for me. I almost puked a couple of times. At the end, I put a straw in it and covered my nose. It helped TONS! Also, make sure the straw is at the very back of your throat so that it bypasses most of your tongue.

For you guys looking for a simple way to cleanse: I've heard eating nothing but papaya for three days or so will clean you out in a nice and less-painful way. Wal-mart usually sells papaya, and even though it's a bit expensive, it's actually quite good. Also, if you like sour stuff, put a little lime juice on it...amazing!

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On a recent trip I had an involuntary cleanout by eating too much lettuce. Ordinarily I don't eat that much lettuce, but at the meeting we attended (3 days) every lunch and every evening meal included a large lettuce salad, some with Swiss chard, endive, and other leafy green stuff. After 4 meals like that, the second night there, I went to bed at 11 but was up at 12:10 with cramps. The feces came out in stages as I sat: first painful but normal, then less painful but softer, and by degrees less solid until the final blast. I waited, felt empty, wiped, washed my putchies, and went back to bed at 12:30. Felt the urge again at 12:40, went back and had some more cleanout, again in stages (though less than before), and felt empty again at 12:55. Washed hands. Took Pepto (no spoon, had to shake the bottle and pour a bit into my left hand and drink it from there). Back to bed, slept till morning, and then had a third cleanout. Felt fine. Nothing since. Lettuce and other greens are effective, if potentially inconvenient, in their results.

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I'm on mgcitrate sabatical today, but I lost 3 lbs. of poop over weekend. My belly is still distend, but not as severe and not as uncomfortable. 2 bottles tonight though because I'm off work tomorrow. It is going to be a long 2 weeks.
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It is 1800 hours and it is time to start chugging my first of two bottles of Mg Citrate. I... I... I... I am procrastinating. I don't want to, but if I'm going to be half-way successful in this purge, I must do this. Ohhh, oh, oh, the burn, I fear the burn of FIRE in my hole. It gets so swollen and PAINFUL. I had another tech(I was down in the parish,again) laughing her butt off at a poopreport. She just couldn't believe such a site exists. I told her it is intellectual poop humour.
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Let me tell the world of Poopreport how I drink Mg Citrate. I make it very cold almost icey. I hold my nose and take three deep breathes, maybe more. Then I chugg a lug has much as I can. While I catch my breath, I lean forward with my mouth open as I salivate profusely. I have a hand towel in my lap to catch the spit. All of the nasty after taste goes out into the towel until I have salivated all the salty tast out. Without ever letting go of my nose, I finish off the bottle and repeat the salvatory process until clear. I think my method works the best for avoiding the taste. Butt, the bad tast is nothing compared to the burn my hiney is going to experience. Aaaghh. I dread this. I have procrastinated long enough as it is 1855 hours and I haven't had the first one yet. ... and their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

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Okay, so my method is not as fool proof as I thought. I gagged after I finished bottle number one. Following Magcitr with welches grape juice was a good choice, however.
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Okay, Poopreporters, it's morning and I woke up in a pooppy diaper and a large stain on my sheet. Because I had two mattress pads on my bed with the thickest one on the bottom, I didnot damage the mattress. Thank God! Let me mention that I chickened out on the second bottle last night and it was a mistake. The real punch comes from taking the two bottles within hours of each other. I will take my second bottle after my company comes at 10:00. There will be no punch but it will kepp my bowels moving for the rest of the day, I hope. None tonight, however as I work tomorrow. I thought my step by step experience will help people who have to take Mg citrate for the first time. I was too full of mg citrate last night to take the second one. I should have forced myself. Well. I'm learning by trial and by error. Also, I failed to put the blue under my diapered hiney last night. I hope the stain comes out of my bedding. It was my newest set of sheets. You would know.
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I should mention that just because I poopped my diaper in my ibed in my sleep doesn't mean the average mg citrate user will. My colon is paralyzed in a few or sevral places. That is the ONLY reason why I'm incontinent of watery muck in my sleep. The areas that do work suffer severe spasms that constrict my lumen to pencil size formed stools. One should probably not take mg citrate before going to sleep either. My bowel problem makes me uncontrollably sleepy, so I have resigned, to the fact, that, in the flesh, I am in a no win situation.
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I went to the hospital because I keep having rectal bleeding and constipation. They took an xray. They let me know that I am indeed backed up and told me to drink mag citrate. I am only going to do half the bottle this morning and the other half later today. I'm soooo scared, ugh! Will update later

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Hating Life.....You are scared because you have to take a laxative? Is this the reason you hate life? I am an old gout ridden diabetic with hypertension who pees through a catheter and I think life is still pretty damn good. Perhaps you need an attitude adjustment as well as a laxative. Do some volunteer work, nothing makes be feel better than helping someone less fortunate than me.


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If you are that backed up, it will take 2 whole bottles back to back. Be sure to drink plenty of water and electrolyte drinks like gatorade before you drink the mg citrate.
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Whatever Chief. Anyway, I drank it at 8am, and the taste is not that bad at all. I've gone 3 times already, just watery stuff. Drinking water and gatorade to keep hydrated. It's really not as explosive or terrible as everyone is making it out to be. Though, I am always drinking plenty of water, and this was no exception, so I'm not sure.

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Can you change your name to 'loving life' then because most of us don't have it as easy as you do.
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okay so have surgery tomorow on my bum and they said take 4 dulcolex and the mc to clear out the pipes. so i said no big deal popped the pills and took a sip almost died this stuff is dreadfull. figured the only way it was gettin down is if i chugged it and chased it with a beer mug of tea. finally got it down and two hours later i crapped the brick of a lifetime. i got up and turned around to look at my creation and didnt realise there was an aftershock, couldnt hold it in, colored my wall tub and basically half the bathroom with the vile liquid substance. decided a shower was in order showered some more cleaned up the liquid satan poo and went to watch a movie thinkin the worst was over. halfway through my film i felt an eruption and proceded to get rid of more poo. so far im out about three pairs of boxers and three rolls of toilet paper ive plugged my toilet twice and showered four times. the stinging is unbearable so i shower and it seems to sooth it. i cant imagine that this is apparently cake compared to whats to come tomorow. this satanic concoction will never enter my body agian unless im trying to die o i litterally have a log clogging the SH!T tubes.

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hell's gates, I learned to have tucks and calmoseptine and prep h cooling gel. A cold wet wash rag too. Oh and a diaper and blue pads UNDER the sheet. I know the satin poo. It's kind of cool, for poo. I laughed with you at the part when you sprayed everything and thereafter.
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This stuff has made my inside sparkling squeaky clean. I couldn't poo for a solid weak, with tremendous effort and little to no results. Since my mother works in the pharmacy she recommended MC aka Death in a bottle. I got the grape and it's actually good after the first few sips, definitely recommend it being cold. Anyhoo, I sat online with my girlfriend for about a couple hours, laying down, scared and excited for this stuff to work since she ran across this site. Well after abruptly being awaken from my nap, i made it to the bathroom and it feels like a waterfountain out of my rear-end. My girlfriend is a trooper and stayed on the phone with me as she listened to my bowels pour, literally, out of my backend. This stuff is magical.. but painful.

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Mag sulfate is used to stop premature labor, I didn't know they also used it as a laxative. from what I've read here I don't think I ever want to take this stuff. my ass hurts just thinking about the idea of having to take it. I have a very high tollerence for pain partly because I was a premature baby and have had more kinds of tests and every other kind of painful medical thing you could dish out. I feel for you. "I'll shit when I please, not when you tell me to." Nelson Mandela

Everything comes down to poo.

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I have mag citrated for 4 days of the last week and my belly is only down by 3 pounds. I have been eating a regular diet. Interestingly enough, I see all the live food I have eaten but I don't see any of the processed food I have eaten in the toilet. I haven't seen little chunks of hotdog. I have seen parsley watermelon and the seeds. I dread having to take more. It is taking me longer and longer to get myself to drink it and I'm gagging a lot more. I feel very full by the end of the day. I feel like I could pop sometimes. If I don't don't this stuck shit out then I'm going to have SERIOUS problems. I am bruising easily now. I just found a bruise the size of half my hand(small). It is swollen, very dark and deep color of purple and red. I have small bruises all over my legs. I scratch, I bruise. I asked for an increase in dose in my resparidone to 1 mg because I feel like I'm going to die. I'm not suicidal. I just have this feeling that I'm going to die. I might be right and I might be wrong. So in case I'm wrong I'm taking medication to stop me from feeling this way. Do you know the movie, Like Water For Chocolate. I think I'm going to die like the sister in the movie that had a husband. She died a painful, lonely stinky death. She farted to death. I don't want to die that way. It would make a great poopreport though.
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thought i would update, so by the end of that dreaded day i had around 11-13 bowel movements, after about the 6th one the stinging after effect went away so happy. the last few were a very nice shade of turqoise with a little seaweed green no clue what the *@#$ i ate. lol surgery did not go so well i have never been in so much pain in my life and now mc sounds wonderfull compared to this. it takes around an hour to get over the rush of pain from using the toilet even after 2 oxycodines and some local numbing cream. o and for all of you that feel the sting from mc i found that using wet wipes and some balneol are a god send. sitting pretty i know how you feel i dont know how you could take mc 4 times thus far this week but i can understand the misery. my surgery consisted of lasers tearing apart my rear end and the inner tubes, i feel like i might just die every time i sit on the thrown to get rid of a load. i sympathize with you all and this post has helped me get through the worst of it. so thank you.

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hell's gate, hang in there, dawlin'. We are rooting for you. Careful of that oxicodone. Constipation City.
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Oh yeah. I should mention that I take Nexium before I drink the mag. I also take 2 to 4 smoothie tums right after i drink the mag. I figure I would utilize the magnisium in assisting the calcium in getting into my cells. (I have osteoporosis.)
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So here I am, backed up like crazy. I just took my MC, and waiting patiently for it to kick in. This isnt my first rodeo with this stuff....lmao! I really really enjoy reading everyones stories on here, and I really appreciate all of the poop support! HA! I am a such a shy person when it comes to poop, if I wasnt such a baby about it, I wouldnt be sitting here in agony right now! I will keep everyone updated......

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ok so im only 22 and i dont eat like i should..ive bought metamucil and benifiber and the phillips overnight pill..nothing has worked for my constipation which has only been about 5 days..so i realized that when i try to use the bathroom the first piece of stool was to hard to get me started, and i was too afraid of pushing.so today i went to walgreens and had a long talk to the pharmacist she said try the MC and get ducolax suppository to break down the hard piece of stool..(INSERTED IN RECTOM) so i put the ducolax in at 3pm today and drank the MC at the same time...it wasnt that bad to me..

so 5 minutes later the ducolax worked in 5 min. and i was holding my a*s together so i can make it to the bathroom lol..wow it came down asap! i was relieved..so i went to fridays and ate with my bf around 4 30pm..so now im wondering when the MC is gonna kick in..so at 12 30 am i felt it coming felt like water running out of my bum! im no longer bloated and feel so much better..it was very worth it!

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Her royal, Poopreport will heal you of your shyness. How about registering. We love new poop!
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Help! I took this four hours ago. Still no results, but VERY uncomfortable. I just had surgery, still have a catheter in and stitches in my perineum area and inside the vagina. A hysterectomy, plus a LOT of other repair work on my bladder and rectal area. The doc called this in. I am dying. Will my stitches survive?? I just need relief from this pain.

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I don't care what anyone says, this product, for a case like mine anyway, is a LIFESAVER. I have finally had the BM. It was horrible-- even reaching my finger up to break it up as it came down-- the worst experience of my life thus far -- at least as far as disgusting level and pain is concerned. Honestly a death in the family is the only thing that could have been worse than this painful experience. I have had two children, 10 lbs and 9.9 and I would rather do that all over again than this.

But it worked. My stitches seem to be intact, and I was able to eat a little, the nausea is going down. What a relief!

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OK, so now I know why I didn't have babies.
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I had been traveling, and I was unable to take a dump for a whole three weeks. I have gone longer, a couple months or longer, but eventually I would have to take an enema. I really didn't want to be in that kind of pain for two days. I tried ExLax and MiraLax, but they didn't help at all. But as soon as I heard about Magnesium Citrate, I decided to try it. I chugged, and in about 6 hours it took effect. It wasn't nearly as bad as this post described, but I kind of expected it to be worse. If you are really backed up, it's clearly no substitute for an enema, but consider this demonic liqueur as a fallback for when stool softener pills don't cut it.

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I heard from the doctor's nurse yesterday evening. She said that I still have poop in my ascending colon(on the right side). She said to take 2 Fleets enemas. I told her that I was on daily enemas 6 years ago daily. That I dropped to 80 lbs and then 2 years ago the enemas stopped coming back. So now I have to take 4 ducolax pills and a bottle of mg cit tonight and a bottle in am. So another night in diapers for me. Ugh.
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Here is my experience with MC. I was having some major problems passing stool. I ate normally and went several days without a bowel movement. I was only able to pass gas. It felt like I had feces just inside my rectum, but could not push it out. I also had building abdominal pressure, and had convinced myself I had a blockage/impaction.

I called my Primary doc and they told me to try Docusate Sodium (stool softener), and a Glycerin Suppository, and to use Magnesium Citrate as a last resort. I tried the first two, and ended up having one chunky bowel movement with a bunch of pellets, and one that was mostly water. I thought things were good again. But after eating normally for 3 days I still had yet to pass anything naturally, and still had the abdominal discomfort.
I demanded a doctors appointment, explained my symptoms, and my doc basically told me to take the MC, and change my diet. I eat almost no fiber so that is a good idea.

Anyway, I came home and first took about 6oz of the MC. I had been up for 40+ hours due to anxiety from my bowel symptoms, so I laid down and finally slept 2-3 hours. I woke up with major grumbling in the middle of my stomach. Laying there I could hear it gurgle slowly, seemingly hanging up briefly, then moving on. I felt it move through my entire intestines. About 5 minutes later I had "the urge" and went and passed 4 small pellets, one of them slightly painful, and a bunch of runny stool. Another hour went by and I was disappointed I hadn't gone more so I took the rest of the bottle, and I'm paying for it now. Not 10 minutes after I took the 2nd bottle, the flood gates opened again. This time it was all brown water. No chunks, just liquid. I've had 4 more all water bowel movements since, and it will still be an hour or more before the 2nd half starts working. I guess I wasn't impacted but my digestion was just slow. That said, this has been the best thing to clean me out. I might use a partial dose periodically to keep things moving. I obviously took too much, because in one of those watery stools, I discovered a piece of pepper from dinner I had the hour before.

Another wierd symptom I noticed, though, is that my bladder feels like it's inflamed. It's kind of burning/stinging off and on. I am passing nothing but clear liquid, and urinating every 15-20 minutes. Maybe my bladder just isn't used to working this hard. I have been drinking A LOT of water since I continue to be feeling like I have a parched throat (dehydrated?) With all of the sodium in the MC, I don't think I have to worry about drinking too much.

Hopefully things will continue to move on their own after the MC. My butt muscle sure is sore now. It's even having a hard time stopping the backup in time for me to get to the toilet.

Any suggestions/sites for good healthy GI eating plans? I'm making a commitment to change my eating habits from now on.

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I have not had a bowl movement for 5 days and I am feeling really bloated and just sick in general. I went to CVS and picked up MC and a 2 pack of enemas. I drank down the CVS brand MC chilled that was cherry it was not bad but I decided only to take half because I am doing an enema also. The enema is done and that was unpleasant but I had my first bowel movement and I am feeling better already.

Now I just wait for the rest to happen. I am hungry so hopefully it will be quick do I can at least have dinner tonight.

I have to say drinking the cherry was a lot more pleasant than drinking a gallon of lime GOLYTELY, I spent most of the time puking in the sink to get that one down, and I can not even look at lime jello again because it reminds me of it.

My stomach is cramping a bit now and I am getting a major headache but I hope later tonight I will feel a lot better.

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Discuss your diet adjustments with your doctor as he would be most appropriate, daveo
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Just wanted to update. I've been going semi-normally since I took the MC, but now I'm having crazy gas. At least my intestines are clean, but I've been letting some crazy ones rip ever since. I have been eating a lot of prunes/prune juice and trying to take in more fiber to keep things moving, but the gas wont stop. I'm going to try some probiotics and see if that helps. I may have washed all the bacteria away with the 14 BM's (all but 1 were watery) I had in 2 days on the MC.

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It's the prunes and prune juice giving you the gas daveo. Mabe you are over doing it on the prune a little or alot.
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I am having a colonscopy done on Friday (today is Tuesday) and my doctor told me to drink a 10oz bottle of the lemon flavored tomorrow night and then, as if that's not enough, to mix and drink an entire 288g bottle of Miralax (that's a 7-day supply). I was just looking around to see how long it takes the citrate to work and it seems like it takes a few hours. I already took Thursday off work because I don't feel entirely comfortable relieving myself at work to begin with. I'm glad I found this site...will give me something to do between trips to the bathroom...LOL. Maybe I'll blog my progress.

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Dear Virgin.....Poop Report would welcome your fecal adventures with open hearts and pinched nostrils. You seem to have a good attitude about the colonoscopy itself so I wish you happy results.


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Speak for yourself, Chief, as not all of us will pinch the nostrils. The peepers don't pinch when they peep.
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Ok, so I've taken the Cherry flavored magnesium citrate and am wondering if it is normal to have the red coloring come out in the toilet? I am not passing much stool at all, just the reddish color liquid mixed with very very little stool (the stool is still brown). Does this happen or it is blood? I am freaking out? It isn't bright red, but like a kool-aid red. Please help!!

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Calm down, Hemorroidpain, Red dye does pass through with the stool. If you are not going very much after one bottle, it means that you need to take a second bottle. Don't plan on going out after you take bottle number two as you need to stay very close by a toilet. FYI, have plenty of Preparation H cooling gel and some Calmoseptine for when your butthole starts burning.
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Thanks Sittingpretty. It is already burning like the dickens. I have had several trips to the bathroom, but only the first one resulted in poo soup coming out my bottom. The rest have been nothing but an explosion of red liquid with minute traces of poo. I am afraid to do the second bottle as I have class at 8 AM tomorrow and don't want it carrying over during class time.

My main reason for using it is that I have had pain in my upper abdomen for about a week now, on my left side mostly...feels like when I eat that the food only goes down so far and then feels like it is just stuck there. So thought maybe I had an impaction of sorts. Thought this would clear such a thing up. Tried it about a week ago, made me poo, no red explosion, but still cramping and such a week later. If this doesn't help the problem, then I am afraid it will warrant a trip to the DR.

Any advise?

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Hemroidpain, the only way to really know that the red koolaid is not blood is with a test the doctor orders. So my advice is do to the doctor. Tell it you have to take mg citrate to poo and about the pain and how you feel it gettin stuck when you eat. Tell it all your gastrointestinal symptoms and what you have done to go to poo. As well as telling it about the red koolaid. Yeah. I think going to the doctor is a great idea.
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Oh I just love reading all these stories! I drank 1/2 a bottle of the Cherry flavor, not too bad I must say. My results however weren't very entertaining though. SO I decided to drink an entire bottle the next day (last night). Drank it in about 20 minutes. I felt so bloated by the time I finished it! It's been 8 hours and still nothing. A few cramps but so far that's it. I'm so bummed!

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Pooeronomous, did you drink alot of fluids as you need to with MC. Be patient as it will come.
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maybe i'm a glutton for punishment, but i got the cherry flavor walgreen's brand, and this shit (the drink, not the action that should commence hopefully soon) is pretty good.

if you've ever accidentally gulped some water from the ocean, that ocean water is far more salty

i had mine "on the rocks" and perhaps that's what made it bearable

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i have to drink the mc on sunday. 1 bottle at noon, and another at 4. I have been laughing my butt off reading all of this, but, i really don't think I will be laughing on Sunday...

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well i did the mag citrate cause i have been blocked and bloated for about almost a month. i have had some bm's but nothing significant and just watched as my abdomen became distended and more distended as the days went by. also not feeling well and feeling all kinds of pains anywhere from my back to my lower abdominal to right in my sternum area too. i was worried about all of this so i went to family practioner and they gave me an x-ray and told me i my colon had an excessive amount of crap in it. they prescribed miralax but when i got to walgreens i noticed the bottle of MC....$1.99, yah i will try this stuff first, if successful than i won't spend the extra 13.00 or so on the miralax. so i went home and took it and chased it with some green tea i had brewed up. i did not mention that i had been trying pill form laxatives for the past couple of weeks that availed to not much of anything...anyway, i went directly afterward to google MC like everyone else and found this site and sat reading for like an hour....got up made dinner for the kids and then came back to read some more...all the while wondering when this stupid stuff was going to kick in...about three hours later i thought the big moment was coming and got up and ran to the bathroom only to be dissappointed at some gas and thats about it. about 15 mins after that the real deal happened but it was very brief and that was like maybe 5 hrs ago...so i took some more laxatives in pill form and some colon care pills with the psyllium in it and stuff and hope for some more results, maybe and enema tomorrow...ugh! i hate being backed up!!!!!

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Oh my gosh!! I love this site. I'm so freaked out now... I have to start taking MC at noon the day before my lovely procedure (barium enema). Like most of us, I work during the day, so I'm afraid after I drink this that I'm going to shit myself at work or something. Maybe I should take half a day off that day. I already have the next day off for the procedure. In addition to choking down MC, I must take 4 lax pills the night before and then a suppository the morning of. Can u imagine why's going thru my head? Am I going to have an accident at radiology dept?! On top of thy they are doing an enema injecting more junk in my poor, abused colon. I'm so nervous I will shit all over the place or something. People say "oh they deal with that all the time, they are doctors". Yea, but I don't normally poop all over an extra table so it makes me apprehensive. I wish I ddnt have to take souch time off work for all this. It just seems these methods are all unpredictable and te last thong anyone wants is liquid pooh and gut bubbles at our workplace! Wish me luck.

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I can't believe I have to take MC for a unpleasant procedure plan. Who has time? I mean I work all day M-F. It's not like I can kick back at home with my sprite & MC cocktail in one hand and my suppositories in the other laughing it up watching reruns of Three's Company, using the pot as I please. I'm going to be stuck at work disgusong my drink and being petrified I will have to run in the bathroom to blow it up. We only have one unisex bathroom at work. Could you imagine if it was occupied in my ti
me of need! It doesn't seem like I'd be able told hold it! There goes my personal day at work. What a fun way to use it! Please excuse my bitchiness as a cover up for mr fear!!!

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I have to take MC tonight as well as 4 LITERS of TRILYTE (even nastier than MC) I just can't poop, however, after reading these funny ass stories , I am petrified!!!!! Will let you know how it goes or comes!!

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I was looking for some suggestions as to a good cleanout. I don't mind taking a combination of drugs or sitting on the toilet for a full day or more. What do you have in mind for me to try?

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2 bottle of mag citrate. I hear the grape tastes the best. You must drink plenty plenty water on the day you take it, before you take it. Do it in the morning and drink both bottles undiluted back to back.
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I had the pleasure of drinking this stuff when I was in my early 20s. I was going for a scope job to locate a kidney stone. I fired down a 7oz bottle just before bed. I awoke in the morning not feeling any affects. My father told me to have a little tea and wait to see what happens. WELL, I gotta tell ya. That tea was pump primer! No sooner did that tea hit my stomach all hell broke loose. Making what could be a long story short my father found me sitting on the bowl doubled over and my knuckels dragging the floor. I evacuated the blue right out of my eyes. After that I was clean!

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I have been in agony for 4 weeks now, tried prunes and corn came out , I had not eaten corn in over 2 weeks. Felt better for a few days, then the pain came back, had to go to ugent care. Told me to drink half a bottle, i almost threw up from drinking it,it tastted so vile and nasty, i had the cherry flavor. It has been over an hour and nothing uet. When i first drank it my stomach felt so full and distressed. I sure hope this works and i do not have to drink any more of this nasty stuff.

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Does anyone know what diet to go on afater you get cleaned out to avoid all this constiptaion?
Doctor said to drink lots of water which i hate, but will gladly drink it if it will keep me away from this horrible vile tasting stuff.

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Lots of water, lots of fiber, good exercise. The fiber can be from high-fiber cereals, whole wheat bread, green leafy veggies, lots of other veggies, beans, nuts, fruits (apples, obviously); in other words, reasonably healthy foods. Also a reserved time on the toilet to get things moving; every day if possible. Try it!

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My doctor wanted to give me a barium enema but thanks to his indecipherable hand writing I was given a uranium enema. Now my turds glow in the dark but there is a plus side, I get much needed exercise as I run about madly trying to avoid heat seeking missiles headed for my asshole.


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Chief, you are in trouble as Iran has missiles aimed right at you!
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Its been 24 hours since I took the MC...Let me just say, the first poop was the BIGGEST and most painful I have ever had (my fault though, Not eating right along with sucking it back up when I'm frustrated and just want to get off of the toilet.) Since then, I've been peeing poop, but my poop shoot still hurts. When I finally had the first poop, it did something weird to my body. I can't tell if I still have another poop inside that I've been peeing around, or if its my insides. I'm scared to push too hard in fear of turning myself inside out or pulling a crazy weight lifting accident. Anyone else felt this? Did your body re learn how to poop and tell if you have more poop that needs to come out?

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I read on one of the post that the person was having trouble taking a deep breath because of the backup, me too, what a horrible pain it is.

I tried a third of a bottle and felt horrible afterwards, i did go 3 or 4 times but it did not clean me out completely.

if this does not work for u try milk of magnesia, it is much easier to drink and it does not give you the nausea after. so far it has helped me move just as good as the magnesium citrate did

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This was a hilarious read! I actually use the stuff once every few months just for a cleansing. Call me a freak but i just like how i feel after everything inside me comes rushing out violently.

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Thanks for the hilarious reads! And to think all I did was Google magnesium citrate. After my recent experience with MC prior to my first colonoscopy: I recommend trying the lime flavored, chilled on an empty stomach. Drink it quickly or you will gag. Follow it with 8-16oz of clear liquid. Wait near a private bathroom with good plumbing and lots of tp. Results vary (as we read here), but most agree that the rocket has been launched! Expect stomach gurgling and lots of liquid, but it isn't unbearable, just uncomfortable. MC isn't recommended for frequent use (for dependency reasons), but a week is too long to go without eliminination. Only you know what's in there!