Tastes Great. And Finally, Less Filling
THEN
It was a popular Italian restaurant, and I'd eaten a traditional Italian restaurant dinner: bread, salad, and meaty lasagna for dinner, followed by tiramisu for dessert. Approximately an hour and a half later, I had my very first IBS attack.
I spent over an hour on the toilet that first time, doubled over with painful gas and cramps, my backside exploding all over the bowl in a seemingly endless torrent of liquishit spiked with poo pebbles. Never before in my life had I ever felt such pain or smelled such death coming out of any living human being - especially me.
For five hellish years since that terrible night, almost every single morning has begun for me with at least one round of diarrhea – sometimes two or three – accompanied with horrible cramping and abdominal pain. Then of course I felt just awful all day, and I would always have to be mindful of whatever I ate throughout the day to avoid any immediate, explosive attacks; but they would still happen from time to time.
Such was life with IBS.
Or so I thought.
I’d started eating very healthfully a few years ago: lots of grains, fruits and veggies; very low fat content; more whole, natural foods and less processed stuff; mostly water to drink; and lots of soluble fiber. These things that were all supposed to help control the IBS attacks.
Even still, almost every meal gave me indigestion and painful gas, and rotten was truly the best word to describe what came out of me. I couldn't even stand my own brand anymore! Every once in a while, though, I would have a nice, normal, healthy-smelling, solid bowel movement; and that intermittent normalcy was my first clue that it might really be the food.
During the last couple of years I developed carpal tunnel syndrome, then came full-blown arthritis. I started noticing that my ankles would swell up nearly every afternoon, and during just about any meal my entire face would bead up with perspiration. All the while I was attributing these issues to the aging process and pre or peri-menopause.
Then in August I had what I think was either a gallbladder attack or kidney stone. I'm not sure which. Somehow I rode out the waves of intense pain, nausea and vomiting for about two hours, and then it subsided just as I was deciding whether I needed to head to the hospital. This happened immediately after eating a favorite of mine: a lean meat and cheese sandwich.
Thus began anew yet another search for something, anything, to make the digestive problems go away, something that made real sense to explain why even healthy food could cause such distress.
I finally clicked on a link I had ignored many times before because it sounded like bullshit: "IBS cure”. Yeah right… but I was finally desperate enough to check it out. I am eternally grateful I did, because that link led me to Sherry Brescia's Great Taste No Pain* simplified food combining program.
NOW
Starting literally on Day One, the daily IBS symptoms, painful gas, intestinal cramps, and malodorous output ended. Instantly.
On Day Two I could actually feel the increase in energy!
On Day Three the carpal tunnel and arthritis symptoms began to disappear, and my ankles don't swell up in the afternoons anymore. My face doesn't sweat while eating.
I don't feel sleepy after any meal, either... eating invigorates me now! I'm once again eating foods that are forbidden for people with IBS, and I'm sleeping better at night, too. I'm also losing around 3 pounds per week!
All these benefits are happening effortlessly as a result of doing nothing more than simply watching how I eat certain foods together.
Even if you don't have horrid digestive problems like mine, food combining will make you feel better, give you more energy, help you lose any excess weight, and can relieve symptoms of and/or reverse many chronic conditions for which you may take daily medication or supplements. I strongly encourage you to check it out for yourself.
Food combining is the reason I changed my user name from IBSalot to IBS NO MORE.
* You should know in advance that I am an affiliate and will receive a referral fee if you order the full program... but I became an affiliate because I believe in it and am personally seeing more amazing results and benefits every day.
While it would be great if everyone ordered GTNP, it's more important to me that you get help to end your digestive problems, lose excess weight, and feel better every day. Look up "food combining" on the web and do a little research for yourself. There's enough free info out there to make your head spin. GTNP takes guesswork away by providing a suggested meal plan including thirty days of menu options for three meals and two snacks per day, and a recipe book full of properly combined, truly dynamite dishes. And it works!
There's a free trial offer report called "Pain-Free in One Day". Take food combining for a four-day test drive and find out for yourself how eating this way will make you feel as awesome as I do!
About the Author
I used to have horrible IBS attacks every day... and then I discovered Regenerative Eating. Now I have IBS NO MORE! :) I also have no more carpal tunnel syndrome, arthritis, fatigue, high blood pressure or high cholesterol. I sleep better at night, and excess weight is effortlessly dropping away. My skin doesn't burn easily, wounds heal faster, mosquito bites don't affect me at all anymore, even moles are shrinking... And I haven't been sick at all--not with a cold or the flu or anything else--since before August 2009. The good news: All these benefits came from just making two simple changes to the way I eat every day. The better news: These results ARE typical--everyone who makes the same changes and sticks with them can expect the same healing benefits and more! Read about it at www.FoodMagick.com (also check out www.facebook.com/FoodMagick) See how easy and delicious it can be to eat your way to better health!
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88 Comments on "Tastes Great. And Finally, Less Filling"
Wow you really are pimpin this food combining business out man.
But in all seriousness what kind of pain, and more importantly where was it, when you thought you were having a gallstone/kidney stone attack?
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
What the fuck is food combining? Doesn't Brescia make face care stuff, too?
LOL MrsMC... I wouldn't keep talking about it if it didn't work!
I suffered so much in the last 5 years, finding something that actually resolves those issues (and so many more!) is such a godsend... I know others here suffer similarly, so yeah I want to share the way that finally worked for me.
And it's not all vegan or raw-foodie or anything extreme like that... just basically eating more veggies, separating carbs and protein, and eating fruit only alone and on an empty stomach.
The pain of the kidney stone or gallstone or whatever it was felt like something gripping under my ribs on the right side, from the inside, almost like a stitch at first, but it wouldn't let up. I tried changing positions, walking around, stretching, bending, twisting... nothing worked. I finally went to lay on the bed and was there for just a few minutes when the nausea hit.
When I felt better after throwing up (the first time), I figured it was just something bad I'd eaten for breakfast, but then the gripping started again. I rinsed and repeated twice, for a total of three rounds over that two hours.
I finally did find a position that stopped the gripping, or maybe it was just coincidence that the attack stopped right afterward... and oddly enough, it was approximately the same position as the retention prevention stretch! (Sitting on couch, leaning far forward but maintaining a mostly upright position.)
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
Poopsy, food combining is a method of eating like-digesting foods together and avoiding eating foods together that require different (or opposite) digestive processes. It was introduced in 1911 by Dr. William Howard Hay.
Some might argue the scientific theories of whether eating this way should or should not have any impact, but everything you read in my story is what is actually happening to me right now as a result of food combining.
The IBS and all digestive issues disappeared instantly, that is no joke. The carpel tunnel and arthritis are almost memories at this point; I've had chronic swelling at the base of my neck just above my shoulder blades... gone now. I can get up from a chair and stand upright almost immediately, instead of walking hunched over halfway across the room before I could straighten up.
Most recently I've noticed my hair is shinier and bouncier, and my skin is soft even though I haven't used any lotion in days. I thought it might just be the weather, but yesterday a co-worker commented that my hair and skin even look great.
I'm so full of energy I can hardly contain it sometimes... I never thought I would have this kind of energy again!
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
I believe in food combining too. White castle plus Krystal plus Skyline Chili plus onion rings from Burger King.... that will do ya fine.
You forgot beef tacos from Taco Bell and your written out Last Will and Testament.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
Great testimonial, IBSNM. Even though your skin is better, you still need to moisturize your face and neck including the back of the neck. Noone believes that I'm almost 50 because I have been moisturizing my face and whole neck since I was 16. It is no good to have a young face with a neck as wrinkled as a char-pay(the dog). br>_______
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
SP, thanks for the good advice! I actually started using daily moisturizer just this year, around February... and I do apply it to my neck too :)
ChiliKahKah, those wouldn't do me fine at all, or anyone else for that matter. Your symptoms may never be as extreme as mine were, but in addition to digestive problems, excess acid in the body has been associated with the development of osteoarthritis, rheumatoid arthritis, fibromyalgia, high blood pressure, allergies, weight gain, obesity, bladder problems, kidney conditions, hormone imbalances, joint pain, aching muscles, lactic acid buildup, low energy, chronic fatigue, and yeast/fungal overgrowth.
We get acid build-up in the body by eating too many foods that create acid and not enough foods that take it away. Particularly acidic to our system is when we eat carbs and protein together.
I used to love meat sandwiches, steak n potatoes, chicken n rice, etc. But, as it turns out, apparently those combinations didn't love my body one bit, even though they were so delicious. They're not loving your body either, even if you don't realize it yet.
I used to love the way those things tasted, but I love how I look and FEEL now a lot more. No amount of pleasure in my mouth is worth the damage to my body... especially not now that I know better.
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
IBSNM, go for twice a day on the facial and neck moisturizer. Don't pull your face down when you apply it. Stroke up instead. My Ra Ra taught me this when I was a teen ager.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
SP, that's funny because I learned the same thing as a teen, with my mom... and her Mary Kay rep. She taught us how to sweep makeup and moisturizer upward and outward to minimize wrinkles. I would have to say I think she was right, too! My mom is 71, but she looks better than most 55 year old women. I like to think I look younger than my real age too, but then I wouldn't be the most objective person to ask ;)
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
It must be a southern thang. My aunt didn't listen when she was taught how to care for her skin, and boy can you tell! The last time I saw her, I said to her, you didn't listen to Ra Ra, did you. I'm so bad!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
I didn't realize you worshipped the Egyptian Sun God, Ra, sittingpretty. Ra Ra to his homies, I guess...
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)
My almost 70 year old Japanese wife has never used anything other than soap and water on her face, no moisturizers, no cremes, no anything. Her friends refuse to believe that she is more than 45 or 50 and call me a cradle robber.
Love my smooth sweetie pie!!!!
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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!
I think genetics have a great deal to do with anyone's predicament. It is the treatment of a patient as a whole - with whole meaning patient/familial history included - that attains the best results.
I think it's great we have a success story on PR. We have had so many suicidal sad sapps write in on the my ass stinks and the my ass really smells pages that we are always reminded of those who have dietary trouble.
Success stories are one of the reasons Poopreport should exist. Humor, first and foremost; but to help others is a nice excuse for a close second.
IBS NO MORE - it would help if you could tell us what the the major old combinations were that you had to say goodbye to, and if you ever cheat for flavor's sake.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com
.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com
Bilgepump, I don't worship no other god but the Almighty God, Jesus Christ. Ra Ra was my paternal grandmother. Ha ha.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Daphne et al:
Food combining is a method of eating which focuses on putting as little stress on the digestive system as possible, mostly by avoiding eating foods together that require opposite digestive processes.
The main purpose of this is to allow your body to reclaim that wasted energy to use for detoxifying, flushing excess fat and acid build-up, and repairing/replacing bad tissues... but it also happens to kick serious ass on myriad digestive issues including acid reflux/GERD, gastritis, constipation, IBS, heartburn, diverticulosis/diverticulitis, diarrhea, ulcers, colitis & Crohn's (IBD).
One of the worst miscombinations is eating proteins with carbs, which most of us eat together in the same meal all the time (steak with potatoes, chicken or fish with rice, meat on bread sandwiches, meat with pasta, hot dogs, burgers, meaty pizza, etc.)
So I traded my meat sandwiches for meat/cheese rolls instead, like on a party tray... my old favorite Hawaiian pizza with ham and pineapple gave way to a new favorite, Greek style with feta cheese and lots of veggies... otherwise I can decide based on what's in front of me whether I want to eat meat or carbs, and then choose salad and/or other veggies to go with.
Separating carbs and protein was a little hard to get used to, at first, but for anyone with heinous digestive issues like those listed above, it is nothing short of a miracle to once again be able to eat foods you love (just maybe not in the same meal together!)... and, more importantly, to have normal poop!
It's really just a choice of having this now and that later, instead of saying you can't have any one thing at all. And of course, like any other healthy eating plan, get more fruits n veggies. Duh.
As for cheating, most people can cheat anytime with no discernible repercussions, but if you return to mostly eating miscombined meals, any previous healing benefits (and weight loss) would be undone.
For those with digestive issues, cheating is not recommended for at least 3 months in order to allow time for your digestive tract to fully heal and recover from any previous damage or extreme sensitivities.
I'm not that far into it yet, and if I eat a bad combo, I pay the price immediately... so no, I do not cheat for flavor's sake, ever. Nothing on this planet tastes so good that I want to feel that bad after I eat it. The weight loss, increased energy, and diminishing arthritis symptoms are all pretty powerful motivators too.
And just to be clear, food combining isn't just for people with digestive issues. The weight loss and non-digestive healing benefits of eating this way come to anyone who follows the principles.
There's plenty of free info on the web, and there are many food combining charts out there that show the different combinations that are hurtful or helpful. This program I used just made it very easy to incorporate more veggies because most recipes start with "sauté onions and/or garlic in olive oil or butter"... and you know anything added after that is just yummy fluff!
Even my meat-loving man, who scoffed at the idea of eating more veggies because A) he never has, and B) "that's what food eats!" has found that the veggie recipes I’ve made so far are really quite delicious, whether as sides or the main dish.
I think he also enjoys calling me his "trophy wife." :)
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
Should we start calling you trophy wife,IBSNM?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
LOL... nah, leave that one for the man. He was teasing that I would be his trophy wife soon, when he noticed he could feel my ribs now.
Here I am perfectly happy to be IBS NO MORE (or IBSNM or whatever shortened version)... or my name is Sandy if you want to call me that.
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
Oh alright. IBSNM, it is. Don't lose too much weight or you will blow away the next time trophy man farts next to or on you!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
How can I call you Sandy now! I know you as IBS No More or IBSNM. I could call you Ibbies for short.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
SP, you could call her "Bilge's Ass" cuz my ass is always sandy.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)
How about not, thanks!
I mean, I love your sense of humor, Bilgey... but not THAT much!
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
That is a cute one, Bilepump.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
I have a problem with people making money off the suffering of others. Food combining works for some, and it is FREE
Yes it is, Squat, as I mentioned in my story. Thanks for reiterating it here.
As I also mention in my story, it is more important to me that people try food combining, whether via GTNP or on their own, because of all the wonderful health benefits.
I saw alderbrooke's chart and several others by searching food combining on the web, as I suggested others do in my story above.
I personally had a few problems trying to use all the free info, namely: 1) lots of the free info out there is conflicting, depending on how food-nazi-ish the point of view you're reading, and 2) I didn't have a ready repertoire of vegetable dish recipes as the only veggies I ever put together with a meal were in the form of a salad.
I stuck with GTNP because it was very simplified--it wasn't preachy about some of the lesser details of "proper" food combining--and it provided a wonderful recipe book full of dishes I actually want to cook and eat (unlike most cookbooks I've ever bought before, which have been great for gathering dust but not much more).
Each recipe in the book also comes with suggestions of what to serve with it to create a complete, properly combined meal. That information alone, to me, was well worth the $40 cost.
But in addition to the recipe book, there are 3 manuals which explain food combining in detail, provide comprehensive lists of what to eat with what (great for menu planning and/or when using your own recipes), and lists which foods create acid and which take it away (great for cleansing after any indulgence).
And the fact remains, food combining WORKS for anyone who sticks to the principles... GTNP is just an easy way to get into it.
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
I better start combining my food differently and makeing better choices because at 139 lbs. I don't fit in anything except Tshirts, PJ's and scrubs. I didn't go to the wedding friday night nor my brother's birthday saturday night because I have nothing to wear. Oh and I have one pair of shorts that fit. If I go to the store I would have to buy size 12 or 10 petite and sittingpretty doesnt want to buy such large sizes.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
SP, I don't see how you eat enough to maintain, much less gain any weight at all!
And girl you must be SittingPetite. I don't think I can even get down to 139 since becoming a mom (but it will be interesting to find out!).
I'll be fit, happy and head-turning at 160. :)
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
People at work don't think I'm fat but my family knows I'm fat. And I can see and feel the fat. I have been making groceries at Dollar General. I know, I know. I have been making bad choices and I am always hungry. I must do something now or I will be weighing 150 when I turn 50. I have never weighed more than 147 in college. And that was almost 20 years ago. I'm a petite little fatty. Don't let the # fool you because I am fat and a 10 or 12 petite is just too big. I thought I was big, this time last year, when I had to go buy size 8 petite. I look like a pilsberry dough girl with skinnyish arms and legs, not fat ones like the dough boy. It's mostly obvious in my belly that never goes down even when I'm skinny. It doesn't look as bad as it sounds to outsiders. But, to me, it looks worse than it really is.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
I know what you mean SP--"big" is relative. You may be big for you, but even at my absolute skinniest I was a size 8... and that was in high school when I weighed 120 and had nearly zero body fat.
I always thought I was fat then because I have large breasts and a curvy body, while other girls in school looked like stick figures and wore size 2. It was only much later that my mother told me she and my dad used to worry I was too skinny.
I don't think I can ever see 120 again. That really would be way too thin for me now, with my bigger mommy hips and all...
Another thing I've noticed doing this food combining: I eat a lot less now than before--about HALF as much!--but I'm not nearly as hungry anymore, in general AND between meals.
I think this is due in equal parts to eating better quality food (closest to its natural state) and because combining the foods properly helps the body digest food better and assimilate nutrients more efficiently.
So yes, SP, making better food choices should not only improve your health but also help you feel less hungry all the time. And boy is it easy to lose weight when you're not hungry! :)
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
Today I ate a salad with chicken and not much dressing and ravioli. And I didn't have a soft drink in 3 days so all I haveto do is keep this up.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
SP -- That is definitely better than what you were eating last time we talked about this. Good for you!!
If you want to try food combining, though, a few things:
1. The ravioli (carb) shouldn't be eaten in the same meal with the chicken (protein).
2. If the ravioli had meat in it, then it was already miscombined all by itself. Cheese ravioli is a better choice, served with veggies/salad.
3. When eating salad with meat, be sure there are no croutons. Also you can typically use as much dressing as you like on salads--no need to skimp there, FYI.
I'm so happy you are eating better, SP!!
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
Great now I feel lie a fat ass!
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
Oh MMC, I'm sure your ass isn't near as fat as you think it is.
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
IBS, Chief Butt and I are the ones officially empowered here to judge ass shapes and sizes. We do however require a minimum of 6 photos from various angles (preferrably one on a beach to take advantage of the natural lighting).
Dogginvert
Well I wouldn't know how fat MMC's ass truly is, Dogginvert... I was just surmising that if she's like other women in this respect, it's probably much smaller than she thinks.
You will need to get with her for any photos to use for judging her ass... IF she will let you.
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
Here is one of our workers here at the institute. If you ass is smaller than this you have nothing to worry about Mrs. MC.
Our motto is more cushion makes better pushing!
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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!
Dammit Chief, get that employees name and badge number. Those executive chairs are only rated for 300 pounds. I thought you swip....er
procured those cast iron park benches for the employee break room.
Chief... My family would call her an "Arkansas anorexic"
Well if a 8 petite is fat then I'm morbidly obese.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
MMC - Yeah... you, me and everyone else except models... and petite little things like SP.
My sister has a much smaller frame than I do, and when she gets fat to the point of having rolls in the middle, she's still not even a size 12. (Bitch!)
Meanwhile if I even smell cheesecake, I gain weight. Well... not lately! ;)
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
My bone frame is probably really small for an 8 to be a fat size for me. That's all. It doesn't mean that all you wear an 8 is fat, just me.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Glad that you came to visit us, MMC as I thought you got really really sick. How is your poo problem anyway?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Ibbie, I ate the meat-free ravioli for breakfast and the salad for lunch and dinner. There were no croutons on the salad. I didn't make it to the grocery but I did get my oil changed and filled my tank with gas. After work today I must go to The Loft to find some clothes to fit my petite lilliputian fat self. I dread going.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Surely you can find some "Cabbage Patch" doll clothing cheap at a thrift store, SP.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)
Ha ha, funny, Bilgeburp. I have gotten my fair share of hand-me-down clothes for free, Bilgeburp. I'm not about to buy them. When I was 80 pounds, I wore a child's size 10. At that time I had a neice that age, so I borrowed some of her clothes. My arms and legs were a little too long but at least my pants stopped falling off from where my butt should have been.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
You lost your butt, too? I have a great ass...I just can't find it.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)
Yeah, but I have it back there now. Its not a shelf like Mrs. Mad but at least I can sit on the bleachers without slipping between the crack.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
No no SP. I don't have a shelf ass my neighbor does. I'm pooping white now and as I'm sure thats not healthy, I'm off to do some research about it.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
If you are poopping white it means liver disease. You REALLY need to go to the doctor, Mrs. M. Please, go. Sorry 'bout the shelf ass there.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
SP -- I usually dread getting new clothes too... but not last night! I HAD to get new pants because every single pair I had was too big, even for a belt. And I had to buy those pants in a size I haven't seen in 14 years!
I should have also gotten new belts, since mine are all too big for me now, too. :D
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
MMC -- WrongDiagnosis.com lists 98 possible causes for pale stool.
It could just be an obstruction in the bile duct, which I'm sure you already know can still happen even though you have no gallbladder.
SP is right though--please go see a doctor.
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
Today I have eaten chicken noodle soup minus the chicken, broccholi soup, Pineapple and popcorn. I'm starving! I was out looking for an open snowball stand. The snowball season ended and I didn't have a chocolate one. Chocolate will be my first snowball next season which is six months away. Agh!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Come up north here SP, and I'll make you a nice "lemon" snowball. "Chocolate" is a possibility too.
SP -- Stay away from PD's yellow and/or brown snow... or balls.
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
I'd be more wary of Bilge's sandy balls.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
What about hillbilly meatballs?
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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!
I just pood out another 1/4 of a pound, so now I weigh 137 1/2 and it's not even 0800 yet!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
I pood out a 1/2 of a pound of poo earlier, so that totals 3/4 of a pound of poo that I pood out so far today.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
I must have pood 10 times by now and its only 0830 and I've pood out another 1/4 of a pound. I am down to 137 pounds already this morning!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
MMC -- That was Bilge's ass... I think he would complain a lot more if his balls were sandy too.
Chief -- Are hillbilly meatballs akin to mountain oysters? Will you be serving your own "recipe"?
SP -- As if there were much doubt, we can now safely say that you are indeed full of shit. At least until it stops pouring out of you.
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
Having not been able to get many tangible results out of life lately, the good thing for me about multiphasic pooping is that I feel like I accomplished something impressive.
Every poop is not to be told to every body.
It must be some of yesrdays poop because I didn't poo yesterday. I didn't take any miralax either. I think my bowel likes it when I eat less and the food uncombining method too. I even feel a little lighter. Ha!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Well it seems Poothagoras is a bit of an optimist. What one person would see as gut spliting groans where it feels like you are shitting out your very soul, Poothagoras sees as a major accomplishment of most impressive nature. Way to see the bowl as half full Poo!
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
Yes, Ibbies, I am full of shit again as I am back up to 140 lbs because I ate pizza and candy and drank soft drinks over the weekend. And I hadn't pood since Friday.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Eating like that will certainly give it to ya, SP.
I've lost 20 pounds since I started food combining 9 weeks ago. I am SO looking forward to hossing out at Thanksgiving AND Christmas without worrying one bit about gaining weight or having a "blowout."
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
I gained another pound,Ibbie< since yesterday and I don't know how. Yesterday, I ate the last of the pizza and a chocolate cupcake and a mounds spider for breakfast. Soup and crackers for lunch and nothing for dinner. That wasn't much food and yet I gained more weight. The pizza is all gone now and hopefully I will make it through the weekend without getting another one.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
How big were those mounds of spiders you ate SP? That might be the culprit.
Oh about two inches. It was a Mounds candy bar made into a spider with pretzel sticks and chocolate icing
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
SP -- That's part of the problem with acid build-up: it makes you fatter even when you're hardly eating, and makes you constantly feel hungry even when you're eating too much.
It's a vicious cycle -- when you miscombine foods, it drains your energy because your body is trying too hard to digest incompatible foods. The incomplete digestion creates acid build-up, which your body can't flush because of the energy drain, so it stores the built-up acid residue safely away from your organs in a protective layer of... guess what... FAT.
That poor digestion also leads to incomplete absorption and assimilation of nutrients, so even if you're eating a lot, your body isn't getting what it needs... so you keep feeling hungry... so you keep eating more, and keep building up acid, and keep gaining more weight and fat.
I can tell you exactly why you gained another pound: you ate pizza and candy together.
Eating sugar (from cupcake and icing and Mounds bar) on top of complex carbs (pizza crust) is a bad combo--almost as bad as protein and carbs in terms of the resulting acid build-up.
If your pizza also had meat on it, then it was miscombined all by itself and only added to the problem being thrown in with sugar and other carbs (cupcake and pretzel sticks).
Then at lunch, if your soup had meat in it and you ate it with crackers, that would be another protein + carbs miscombo, resulting in further energy drain and acid build-up.
And fattening you up just a little more in the process.
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How I beat IBS
When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”
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