Tastes Great. And Finally, Less Filling

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THEN

It was a popular Italian restaurant, and I'd eaten a traditional Italian restaurant dinner: bread, salad, and meaty lasagna for dinner, followed by tiramisu for dessert. Approximately an hour and a half later, I had my very first IBS attack.

I spent over an hour on the toilet that first time, doubled over with painful gas and cramps, my backside exploding all over the bowl in a seemingly endless torrent of liquishit spiked with poo pebbles. Never before in my life had I ever felt such pain or smelled such death coming out of any living human being - especially me.

For five hellish years since that terrible night, almost every single morning has begun for me with at least one round of diarrhea – sometimes two or three – accompanied with horrible cramping and abdominal pain. Then of course I felt just awful all day, and I would always have to be mindful of whatever I ate throughout the day to avoid any immediate, explosive attacks; but they would still happen from time to time.

Such was life with IBS.

Or so I thought.

I’d started eating very healthfully a few years ago: lots of grains, fruits and veggies; very low fat content; more whole, natural foods and less processed stuff; mostly water to drink; and lots of soluble fiber. These things that were all supposed to help control the IBS attacks.

Even still, almost every meal gave me indigestion and painful gas, and rotten was truly the best word to describe what came out of me. I couldn't even stand my own brand anymore! Every once in a while, though, I would have a nice, normal, healthy-smelling, solid bowel movement; and that intermittent normalcy was my first clue that it might really be the food.

During the last couple of years I developed carpal tunnel syndrome, then came full-blown arthritis. I started noticing that my ankles would swell up nearly every afternoon, and during just about any meal my entire face would bead up with perspiration. All the while I was attributing these issues to the aging process and pre or peri-menopause.

Then in August I had what I think was either a gallbladder attack or kidney stone. I'm not sure which. Somehow I rode out the waves of intense pain, nausea and vomiting for about two hours, and then it subsided just as I was deciding whether I needed to head to the hospital. This happened immediately after eating a favorite of mine: a lean meat and cheese sandwich.

Thus began anew yet another search for something, anything, to make the digestive problems go away, something that made real sense to explain why even healthy food could cause such distress.

I finally clicked on a link I had ignored many times before because it sounded like bullshit: "IBS cure”. Yeah right… but I was finally desperate enough to check it out. I am eternally grateful I did, because that link led me to Sherry Brescia's Great Taste No Pain* simplified food combining program.

NOW

Starting literally on Day One, the daily IBS symptoms, painful gas, intestinal cramps, and malodorous output ended. Instantly.

On Day Two I could actually feel the increase in energy!

On Day Three the carpal tunnel and arthritis symptoms began to disappear, and my ankles don't swell up in the afternoons anymore. My face doesn't sweat while eating.

I don't feel sleepy after any meal, either... eating invigorates me now! I'm once again eating foods that are forbidden for people with IBS, and I'm sleeping better at night, too. I'm also losing around 3 pounds per week!

All these benefits are happening effortlessly as a result of doing nothing more than simply watching how I eat certain foods together.

Even if you don't have horrid digestive problems like mine, food combining will make you feel better, give you more energy, help you lose any excess weight, and can relieve symptoms of and/or reverse many chronic conditions for which you may take daily medication or supplements. I strongly encourage you to check it out for yourself.

Food combining is the reason I changed my user name from IBSalot to IBS NO MORE.

* You should know in advance that I am an affiliate and will receive a referral fee if you order the full program... but I became an affiliate because I believe in it and am personally seeing more amazing results and benefits every day.

While it would be great if everyone ordered GTNP, it's more important to me that you get help to end your digestive problems, lose excess weight, and feel better every day. Look up "food combining" on the web and do a little research for yourself. There's enough free info out there to make your head spin. GTNP takes guesswork away by providing a suggested meal plan including thirty days of menu options for three meals and two snacks per day, and a recipe book full of properly combined, truly dynamite dishes. And it works!

There's a free trial offer report called "Pain-Free in One Day". Take food combining for a four-day test drive and find out for yourself how eating this way will make you feel as awesome as I do!

88 Comments on "Tastes Great. And Finally, Less Filling"

Ibby Login Failure's picture

SP, you don't have 50 pounds to lose! I did, and still have 40 more to go. And with no fattening family holidays to slow me down now, I should probably make it there around Easter.

WOW... I just realized myself how close that is, and that I have no doubt I can succeed in reaching that goal. How awesome is that?? And to think this kind of effortless weight loss is merely a "side effect"! LOL

I'm still in awe of this food combining thing. It has changed my poop, my body, my relationship with food, my outlook in general, my LIFE.

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PD that mounds spider was kinda big and very chocolatey. The pretzel legs were soggy after sitting overnight. I'm carrying the spider around still. It has contributed to my fatness. Ibbie, if I lose 50 lbs. I would be looking like a buttless skeleton. I'm 15 lbs overweight but it LOOKS like 50. I ate fruit cake for breakfast and or dinner in three days. It didn't make me fatter as I actually lost 3/4 ths of a lb. The fruit cake was made with lots of fruit and nuts and very little cake like my gramma used to make. It was deeee lish!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

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I suggest combining Taco Bell Value menue items with a 12 pack of cheap beer and for desert have a prune cobbler. That should help out !

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Congradulation on your 50 pound weight loss, Ibbie. I'm still farting around at 138 1/4 pounds. A couple of weeks ago, I gave in, out of shear necessity, and bought the 10 petite jeans and a top size large. Yep. I look pregnant. It's disgusting. One of these days i'm gonna follow you in food uncombining. I used to eat like that a couple of years ago, by accident. I gained weight when I put glutin back into my diet.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Ibby Login Failure's picture

Happy Holiday update:

Friday mornings are my weigh day, and as of this past Friday--CHRISTMAS DAY--I have lost a total of 50 pounds this year (32 just since starting food combining at the end of August)...

I made the rounds to see several friends I hadn't seen since before August, and they were all floored by my svelteness. Many also commented that I was positively glowing with health and exhuberance. Even though I had shared this same story with them in email, they all agreed that reading about it was no comparison to seeing the results in person.

My birthday is two days before Christmas, and I may have turned 39 but I feel more like 29... or maybe even 25, since that 50 lbs was excess weight I've been carrying around since my son was born.

So this is definitely turning out to be one of the happiest holiday seasons of my life! Hope all of you and yours are having wonderful holidays too :)

Now if I could just manage to stay logged in to PR...

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Oh and thanks, Butt Sputter! I know you will enjoy the recipes, and do please make sure to let all these skeptics around here know how awesome you feel in a few days (or longer if you need more detox).

Be sure to read the manuals all the way thru so you get a good understanding of it all. I've been doing it long enough now that it's pretty much second nature, and I'm down 23 pounds in 11 weeks.

Check this out too: I lost 18 pounds earlier this year just by eating many small meals each day, but I didn't drop even one whole size. This 23 pounds has come so much out of the middle that I've dropped 3 sizes.

This shit continues to amaze me more and more with every new benefit I notice.

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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Now we're talkin'! That sounds mmmm-mmmm good Chief -- I haven't done stir-fry with all my fresh foods yet, and now, thanks to you, I've got a full-fledged hankerin' for some tonight!

IF we get to go home tonight, that is. I have been at the office since 9AM YESTERDAY MORNING. Without sleep. Trying very hard to eat well with no healthy provisions.

This is what happens when you work in IT and your employer finally decides to upgrade all computer hardware and software throughout the entire company... in one weekend.

I can't wait to go home and take a long hot shower and collapse into bed in a heap and sleep like there's no tomorrow.

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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PD and IBS....I peel the broccoli trunks, slice them very thin and use them in stir fries, delicious.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

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Butt Sputter -- It is correct that fruit should be eaten on an empty stomach, so only eat fruit as a snack if it's been at least three hours since you finished the last meal or snack. Other than that, I don't think it matters much when you eat it.

I find that eating fruit at breakfast is very energizing and keeps me humming thru the morning, so I grab a bowl full on the way out the door and nosh on it all morning at the office.

PD -- Thanks for the tip, I will keep that in mind next time I'm about to toss all those tree trunks.

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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IBS, don't forget the broccoli stems. In my opinion they taste much better than the florets. Just peel the outside skin off and slice into thin rounds or thin strips. They need to steam a bit longer than the florets.

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Thank you so much!! I went on and ordered the program and hope to get it by Wed (11/18). I'll be sure to keep everyone posted!

Quick question about the fruit. Ive read that fruit should be eatin alone on an empty stomach, but then I'll read somewhere else it's okay to eat as a snack. What gives you better results?


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Everyone Poops. There is a book about it, so it must be true.

Everyone Poops. There is a book about it, so it must be true.

IBS NO MORE's picture
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Butt Sputter -- NO, it wasn't hard at all to stop eating sweets. Eating fruit mostly takes care of those cravings for me... I've yet to find a candy that compares to the sweetness of fresh pineapple. Eating fruit also gives you something no candy ever will--pure, unadulterated energy! (Not that crap sugar rush followed by the inevitable sugar crash...)

Still, you are allowed to cheat, although since you have IBS I will advise you to do it VERY carefully. The times I have "cheated" (usually by accident from not being mindful) have had very obvious repercussions.

If you start this and decide you MUST have some candy, eat it like you did when you were a child--let it melt or dissolve in your mouth so you can savor the flavor longer and get maximum enjoyment with minimum investment. Try not to overdo it, and also be sure to wait at least three hours after the last time you ate anything.

The harder part for me was not eating carbs and protein together, but really it only took a couple days of having normal healthy bowel movements for me to quit missing it.

I also wasn't used to eating so many veggies, but the recipes in Sherry's cookbook are simply divine! Now I regularly eat a wide variety of veggies I would hardly ever touch before like broccoli, cauliflower, green beans, eggplant (still not a fav tho), squashes, zuccini, artichoke, etc.

If you don't like very many veggies, I suggest you try steaming them. I despise raw broccoli and cauliflower, but steamed they both can be very yummy. Steamed, and then mixed with Parmesan and garlic sauteed in olive oil anyway... ;)

I do hope you'll try food combining, whether you order this particular program or not, and I will be happy to help you with other advice or anything I can.

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

prarie doggin's picture
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Chief, I don't have any spiders (any with legs that is) left. See if you can catch one of those millipedes. You will be able to make a couple hundred or so mounds spiders with just one.

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PD...Do you have any spider legs left over?


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

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Was it hard to stop eating candy and stuff? I've got a hell of an addiction to sugar. I've done the research on the web and I'm thinking that I'll order the program. I've got terrible IBS and nothing else has helped.


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Everyone Poops. There is a book about it, so it must be true.

Everyone Poops. There is a book about it, so it must be true.

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No PD not Snickers! They're the devil! I haven't been able to eat them ever since the unfortunate Halloween Candy Incident of 2003. The horror!
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

IBS NO MORE's picture
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PD -- Depends on whose mounds you're talking about.

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

prarie doggin's picture
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Alright, I want to make a Mounds spider. Mounds are my absolute favorite. I don't have any pretzels. Can I use real spider legs?

Ibby, what can I combine with Mounds. Snickers? Milky Ways? Butterfingers?

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SP -- That's part of the problem with acid build-up: it makes you fatter even when you're hardly eating, and makes you constantly feel hungry even when you're eating too much.

It's a vicious cycle -- when you miscombine foods, it drains your energy because your body is trying too hard to digest incompatible foods. The incomplete digestion creates acid build-up, which your body can't flush because of the energy drain, so it stores the built-up acid residue safely away from your organs in a protective layer of... guess what... FAT.

That poor digestion also leads to incomplete absorption and assimilation of nutrients, so even if you're eating a lot, your body isn't getting what it needs... so you keep feeling hungry... so you keep eating more, and keep building up acid, and keep gaining more weight and fat.

I can tell you exactly why you gained another pound: you ate pizza and candy together.

Eating sugar (from cupcake and icing and Mounds bar) on top of complex carbs (pizza crust) is a bad combo--almost as bad as protein and carbs in terms of the resulting acid build-up.

If your pizza also had meat on it, then it was miscombined all by itself and only added to the problem being thrown in with sugar and other carbs (cupcake and pretzel sticks).

Then at lunch, if your soup had meat in it and you ate it with crackers, that would be another protein + carbs miscombo, resulting in further energy drain and acid build-up.

And fattening you up just a little more in the process.

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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Oh about two inches. It was a Mounds candy bar made into a spider with pretzel sticks and chocolate icing
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prarie doggin's picture
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How big were those mounds of spiders you ate SP? That might be the culprit.

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I gained another pound,Ibbie< since yesterday and I don't know how. Yesterday, I ate the last of the pizza and a chocolate cupcake and a mounds spider for breakfast. Soup and crackers for lunch and nothing for dinner. That wasn't much food and yet I gained more weight. The pizza is all gone now and hopefully I will make it through the weekend without getting another one.
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IBS NO MORE's picture
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Eating like that will certainly give it to ya, SP.

I've lost 20 pounds since I started food combining 9 weeks ago. I am SO looking forward to hossing out at Thanksgiving AND Christmas without worrying one bit about gaining weight or having a "blowout."

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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Yes, Ibbies, I am full of shit again as I am back up to 140 lbs because I ate pizza and candy and drank soft drinks over the weekend. And I hadn't pood since Friday.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

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Well it seems Poothagoras is a bit of an optimist. What one person would see as gut spliting groans where it feels like you are shitting out your very soul, Poothagoras sees as a major accomplishment of most impressive nature. Way to see the bowl as half full Poo!
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

sittingpretty's picture
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It must be some of yesrdays poop because I didn't poo yesterday. I didn't take any miralax either. I think my bowel likes it when I eat less and the food uncombining method too. I even feel a little lighter. Ha!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

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Having not been able to get many tangible results out of life lately, the good thing for me about multiphasic pooping is that I feel like I accomplished something impressive.

Every poop is not to be told to every body.

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MMC -- That was Bilge's ass... I think he would complain a lot more if his balls were sandy too.

Chief -- Are hillbilly meatballs akin to mountain oysters? Will you be serving your own "recipe"?

SP -- As if there were much doubt, we can now safely say that you are indeed full of shit. At least until it stops pouring out of you.

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

sittingpretty's picture
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I must have pood 10 times by now and its only 0830 and I've pood out another 1/4 of a pound. I am down to 137 pounds already this morning!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

sittingpretty's picture
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I pood out a 1/2 of a pound of poo earlier, so that totals 3/4 of a pound of poo that I pood out so far today.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

sittingpretty's picture
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I just pood out another 1/4 of a pound, so now I weigh 137 1/2 and it's not even 0800 yet!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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What about hillbilly meatballs?


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

Mrs. Mad Crapper's picture
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I'd be more wary of Bilge's sandy balls.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

IBS NO MORE's picture
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SP -- Stay away from PD's yellow and/or brown snow... or balls.

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

prarie doggin's picture
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Come up north here SP, and I'll make you a nice "lemon" snowball. "Chocolate" is a possibility too.

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Today I have eaten chicken noodle soup minus the chicken, broccholi soup, Pineapple and popcorn. I'm starving! I was out looking for an open snowball stand. The snowball season ended and I didn't have a chocolate one. Chocolate will be my first snowball next season which is six months away. Agh!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

IBS NO MORE's picture
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MMC -- WrongDiagnosis.com lists 98 possible causes for pale stool.

It could just be an obstruction in the bile duct, which I'm sure you already know can still happen even though you have no gallbladder.

SP is right though--please go see a doctor.

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

IBS NO MORE's picture
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SP -- I usually dread getting new clothes too... but not last night! I HAD to get new pants because every single pair I had was too big, even for a belt. And I had to buy those pants in a size I haven't seen in 14 years!

I should have also gotten new belts, since mine are all too big for me now, too. :D

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

sittingpretty's picture
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If you are poopping white it means liver disease. You REALLY need to go to the doctor, Mrs. M. Please, go. Sorry 'bout the shelf ass there.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Mrs. Mad Crapper's picture
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No no SP. I don't have a shelf ass my neighbor does. I'm pooping white now and as I'm sure thats not healthy, I'm off to do some research about it.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

sittingpretty's picture
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Yeah, but I have it back there now. Its not a shelf like Mrs. Mad but at least I can sit on the bleachers without slipping between the crack.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

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You lost your butt, too? I have a great ass...I just can't find it.


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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Ha ha, funny, Bilgeburp. I have gotten my fair share of hand-me-down clothes for free, Bilgeburp. I'm not about to buy them. When I was 80 pounds, I wore a child's size 10. At that time I had a neice that age, so I borrowed some of her clothes. My arms and legs were a little too long but at least my pants stopped falling off from where my butt should have been.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Bilgepump's picture
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Surely you can find some "Cabbage Patch" doll clothing cheap at a thrift store, SP.


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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Ibbie, I ate the meat-free ravioli for breakfast and the salad for lunch and dinner. There were no croutons on the salad. I didn't make it to the grocery but I did get my oil changed and filled my tank with gas. After work today I must go to The Loft to find some clothes to fit my petite lilliputian fat self. I dread going.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

sittingpretty's picture
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Glad that you came to visit us, MMC as I thought you got really really sick. How is your poo problem anyway?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

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My bone frame is probably really small for an 8 to be a fat size for me. That's all. It doesn't mean that all you wear an 8 is fat, just me.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

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MMC - Yeah... you, me and everyone else except models... and petite little things like SP.

My sister has a much smaller frame than I do, and when she gets fat to the point of having rolls in the middle, she's still not even a size 12. (Bitch!)

Meanwhile if I even smell cheesecake, I gain weight. Well... not lately! ;)

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How I beat IBS

When you say the word “poop,” your mouth makes the same motion your butthole does when pooping…
The same can be said for the phrase “explosive diarrhea.”

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Well if a 8 petite is fat then I'm morbidly obese.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

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Chief... My family would call her an "Arkansas anorexic"

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