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CONTEST #18: The 'Turd Blossom' Controversy Drawing Contest

Posted 07.26.2005 by Dave (11538)
This contest is now closed. See the winner here!

So the news broke yesterday that a dozen newspapers around the country are refusing to run two days worth of the cartoon Doonesbury because the strips refer to Karl Rove, President Bush's Chief of Staff, as "Turd Blossom."

But even more incredible than the media's exaggerated puritanism is the fact that "Turd Blossom" isn't something Doonesbury made up -- it's actually one of President Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove!

All this begs the question: what exactly is a turd blossom?

There's only one way to find out: Artpad.

Poop artists, click on that link to let your muse flow. Draw us a "turd blossom" using the Artpad painter and paste the link in the comments below. The funniest/best/most accurate wins a free copy of The Journal of Ass Production!

(What does a good Artpad drawing look like? We've got examples illustrating past poop reports here, here, here, and here.)

This contest is now closed. See the winner here!



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Smackiepipe (not verified) -- 07.26.2005

That was a trip.

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ikakxz1fixe4

Tydirium (516) -- 07.26.2005

OK, I'm officially the worst artist in the world:
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ikaiooxhaqo

Looking forward to Megadump's entry. He rules.

Tydirium (516) -- 07.26.2005

Whoo! cant' wait. Starting now.

Pebbly-Poo (not verified) -- 07.26.2005

http://artpad.art.com/?ikbe0v15yf2s

Read my comments on my drawing!

Pebbly-Poo (not verified) -- 07.26.2005

Man, I'm the only one who drew a flower coming out of a turd... All the rest, the turds ARE the flowers!! Do you suppose that's a gender thing? Ahhh, Poop Report, always stimulating the sociological imagination!

liquidy_poo (63) -- 07.26.2005

Sorry for triple comment, but I forgot to add that there's no underspace or space in my Gmail address.

liquidy_poo (63) -- 07.26.2005

Oh man, I didn't think I could draw this well. I mean it's still crappy (giggle snort) but it's better than I imagined it would turn out.

http://artpad.art.com/?ikaxto2mvz0

liquidy_poo (63) -- 07.26.2005

Actually, my email is @gmail.com now...I'm just not posting in in full cause it's completely spam free, and I'd like to keep it that way.

El Poopadore (46) -- 07.26.2005

http://artpad.art.com/?ikbg9l3dgx0

Well, I tried. Seems I'm more autistic than artistic.

MegaDump (100) -- 07.27.2005

Heres my take on the turd blossom... I tried to imagine it as part of a nature documentary narrated by Sir David Attenborough.
http://artpad.art.com/?ikc9ng1bp620

Hairy Pooter (111) -- 07.27.2005

http://artpad.art.com/?ikd17zsukno
this is hard!

Tydirium (516) -- 07.27.2005

MegaDump -- that's exactly the kind of work I hoped you'd do. Well done!

daphne (3325) -- 07.28.2005

http://artpad.art.com/?ikeq551a37bs

My little guy forgot his toilet paper, so he had to use a petal. He doesn't seem to mind!!!

wonderpance (504) -- 07.28.2005

http://artpad.art.com/?ikev314fia8

horrible. just horrible! but it's filled with happy little clouds. thank you bob ross.

Pebbly-Poo (not verified) -- 07.28.2005

Man, I am so impressed, you guys! El Poopadore, I thought you would get my vote, but damn, MegaDump's is simply stunning!

daphne (3325) -- 07.28.2005

wonderpance, that is so cute! I love the smileys, dammit all.

But, after seeing all the entries, I think I'm going to have go back in and color mine in more. It's kind of boring.

Winnie the Poo (74) -- 07.29.2005

Not an artist, but damn, this one is colorful!!!
http://artpad.art.com/?ikfav39rxg

liquidy_poo (63) -- 07.29.2005

Wow, wtp. Just wow.

I didn't understand where you were going with that at first, very surprising. Simply amazing...

hehe rotten stinker (not verified) -- 07.29.2005

well here ya go chuck, notice the hints of red black green etc......
http://artpad.art.com/?ikg37a13nz6c

sue (not verified) -- 07.29.2005

http://artpad.art.com/?ikgdmo1kbjo0

Everything's bigger in Texas.

Winnie the Poo (74) -- 07.30.2005

liquidy_poo: Tks. Really means to me...

Victoria (not verified) -- 07.31.2005

http://artpad.art.com/?ikjp9whzymc

^^^ There it is ^^^

That artpad thing is hard...

poopie mc poopie (not verified) -- 07.31.2005

well i just took a BIG shit..just thought you would like to know.thos web site kicks ass!

Fart Poopie (not verified) -- 08.01.2005

This is fun.
http://artpad.art.com/?ikl0h2195d48

Dr. Strangeturd (37) -- 08.01.2005

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ikla5h1dugb4

My fine art skills at work...

Troutman Coolee (not verified) -- 08.01.2005

http://artpad.art.com/?ikmfyvwfe2w

PooperMax (not verified) -- 08.03.2005

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ikoiind1vcs

Topless turds (not verified) -- 08.04.2005

http://artpad.art.com/?ikrqsg1erb0w

:) owww...

Topless turds (not verified) -- 08.04.2005

http://artpad.art.com/?ikrulpduh28

The Poot ree

Tushypoo (not verified) -- 08.07.2005

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ikxj8b1elnh4

It takes 2 to make a turd blosssom.

daphne (3325) -- 08.10.2005

My nine year old did one just for fun.

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ikzm68p1xag

She likes to say "turd blossom". It makes her giggle.

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