Congrats Megadump!! I'm honored to come in 3rd behind that gradure you created.

darn it, mine werent in the contest :(

You know, I'm about tired of coming in second place in these things!!! I bow before the Dali of Poop, Megadump, who has crafted a landscape of buttcheeks and gaseous display.

(genuine golf clap)

PS Eat your veggies. hahahaha

10th place... lol. Awesome job MegaDump. You're going to hear it for the thousandth time from me: you really are talented, as well as creative. I enjoyed daphne's creativity as well, especially the little converse-style shoes on the turd. Overall, I think everyone did an awesome job.

Daph, repost your kid's entry here! You mentioned it on the forums...

Congrats, MD! And congrats to Daph for the silver! You guys have some real talent here.
Enjoy the JOAP, MD. It's well worth the read and it's a great addition to any bathroom literature.
Gotta admit though, once you read it, you'll be waiting for the next issue like a ho needin' her crack!

Thanks for the high praise Dave, it means a lot. I really do enjoy wasting (sometimes) over an hour drawing on ArtPad... I find it really relaxing! I'd like to thank everyone who submits stories to PoopReport for constantly giving me ideas for things to draw. I hope this doesn't sound too much like an Oscar Acceptance speech . In closing, I'd just like to say... IN YOUR FACE, Daphne! Just kidding :P

I forget to thank the most obvious people - the ones who voted for me... whooooops. Thanks, everyone.

Those landscape gassy butcheeks were the best... You do deserve your prize. And Daphne's was the cutest of all.

Oh, yeah, my daughter did one that is linked on the contest full page. She's nine, and we start'm here young in Washington. Hell, she's a natural. Been pooping all her life.
Here's the link again...
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ikzm68p1xag
And, thank you winnie.

PooperMax and I both have 20 votes--does that mean there're two 7th placers? Beh, I don't really feel like figuring it out.

Anyway, congrats MegaDump! I'll admit that at first I was expecting maybe 5 votes in all, but once I saw there were 7 at one point (woo!) I pictured myself opening my mailbox to find a JoAP for myself...

Heh...

Only 8 votes...
Guess I shouldn't quit my job and devote my life to artpad-ing turds.
Congrats, Megadump!!! I got a kick out of yours. :)
Oh, and Daphne, I'll eat my veggies... with a rack of BBQ ribs on the side... mmmmmm :)

One time I farted and some poop came out. I meant to throw my shorts in the washer but I was drunk and threw them in the dryer by mistake. I turned on the dryer not realizing that it was the wrong machine to throw these into. When I went back to check on them I had sobered up and realized that this was going to be impossible - not to mention disgusting - to clean up. My wife saw this and she cursed at me and hit me and made me throw out the dryer and buy a new one. I thought I'd buy a matching washer dryer set, so I pooped in the washer and threw it out too!

I only had soup I don't see why we should split the bill evenly.

Reminds me of a song by SKREW
"beautiful red rose/bloom in brown shit water/ red rose, take root"
God bless industrial music

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

Hey, L Wrong. You're a spam poster. Going from story to story faster than you can read it, to post some little diddy but primarily the link to your website. You're not going to win any friends this way, buddy. Go hit the fax machine.

Beware of posting e-mail/internet addresses on this site. Dave has fixed some things to prevent them, but this site is regularly scanned by 419 scammers. Before Dave changed the site I was getting 100 letters a day from them.

These are great. I especially like the entry from Pooper Max .

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://groups.myspace.com/THECHURCHOFPOOP

those are cool i agree with sam