So President Bush's nickname for Karl Rove is "Turd
Blossom". That raised the question: what exactly is a turd blossom?
Seventeen PoopReporters submitted their (surprisingly
apolitical!) understanding of what Bush is calling Rove. When the dust settled nearly three hundred
votes later, a winner emerged: MegaDump!
by MegaDump see original
45 votes
MegaDump, you are a true artist; that is DEFINETLY what
President Bush has in mind when he beckons his Chief of Staff. A
noble flower worthy of the power Mr. Rove wields. Someday,
perhaps, I will commandeer the kind of respect and possess the kind of influence to make me worthy of the
nickname "Turd Blossom." A man can dream... oh, yes. A man can dream.
MegaDump, you are a man of incredible talent. People will look back on your contributions to PoopReport -- your Brown Period -- and study your talent as the hallmark style foreshadowing the coming Pootopia. One day your work will hang in the Dookenheim.
Err, in the Shitney Museum. No, how about the Museum of
Modern Fart. Err, the Shitsonian? Whatever. You get the
idea. Congratulations again. Although now I have to send a
copy of The
Journal Of Ass Production to Australia. That's going to
cost me a fortune! Dang.
And thanks to all the other PoopReporters who entered!
You can see all their entries below.
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