too bad the person responsible for the buttsink is anonymous. genius may go unrecognized...

all the names are a tempting fix but the idea of water the power of a firehose aimed up my buttocks just aint gonna happen.

So how expensive are bidets?

Who picked these as finalists? There are much better more creative names, eg: "geyser wilhelm" and "muddy waters". Like those sissys in Florida, I want a recount!

a team of 7 PoopReporters identified their favorites. From that initial cut, the seven with the most votes were picked as finalists.

CHEEK LOCKED SPITTING KITTY??? Is that some bazaar reference to oral sex?

I should note that I didn't even vote for my own entry. I'm endorsing "The Buttsink", as I think it has the greatest commercial potential.

I would like to thank "Vicki" whose entry in the contest was a play on my name...Vicki suggested "Colon Bowell, Secretary of Defeces." Brilliant. I'd also like to add that in my pictorial of "How to use a bidet," I'm wearing prosthetic snaggle-teeth. I'm actually quite handsome.

It looks like another controversial race is here again. Recounts, mudslinging and the like.

I think that the GRAVY DRAIN is by far the most comical. The BUTTSINK? Sounds like a 3rd grader came up with that one and got all of his friends to vote for it because it says butt. Puuuhhhlease.

Well, Dr. Edgar Weiner, if that even is your real name... it IS a butt sink!

brown -eye wash

Assine TAKES THE BROWN OUT

I'm just wondering, if "Buttsinks" become more popular, will some people have the water pressure turned too high, giving some users an unexpected enema?

Hey Doc Weiner! I may be a third grader, but a least I HAVE friends! I also have a brother in sixth grade that will kick your ever-loving, doctorate-having hinee! Oh, and I know you are, but what am I?!? Ha!! Neener neener neener!!!

I once went to yellowstone park, and saw the geysers. I tell you, "buttsink" is a good name for a geyser as well. anyway, Taint sprayer, the fountan off poo, the butt bowl, the rectaduct, the enama mark-82, and the drunk waker-pper automatic tm.

I don't think you guys have ever used a bidet. First, you gotta stand around until the water gets hot. Which forces you to put your hand in the water to test it. Then you gigngerly lower yourself onto this little drinking fountain that has almost no water pressure at all. Then it sprays all over your ass. So you have to use a towel to dry off and remove the stick-ons that the water could not remove. This forces you to use a whole towel for one dump. You will need to have a whole set of towels just for your ass and everyone in your family. You wouldn't want to use the same towel after shaving that you use for wiping out the klingons, would you?

This whole process takes longer than taking a dump in the first place leaving everyone to wonder what the hell you are doing in there.

Not to mention to outrageous plumbing and flor space requirements of having a whole seperate fixture.

Forget it, they suck.

i think u are all a bunch of dickheads with no life

I poop all day long And i got the longest poop ever and no can beat me

colon hose!

You are all mad! MAD!!! MAD!!!!!!

You should be nice to each other and not talk about such shit!!!

You people are all really sick and really need help!!!

you can call the bidit.......

THE BOOTY BRUSH

I know that the poll is now closed, but just for fun, I came up with the "Rump Rinser" for an americanized name for the bidet.

Bidet should be called ButtWasher. I wouldn't mind calling it CleanButt. That's actually the name of my site, www.cleanbutt.com