congrats guys. woo hoo for assblast great lyrics i personally liked Lenny Kravitz "dig in"

Poopy Poopy Bo boopy fee fi fo tuddy fruity POOPY!!!!

I wanted Mrs. Robinson, but upon listening to REO's mp3 several times over, it's apparent that it's the most ridiculous thing ever. I actually started laughing on the toilet today because as I was dooking I kept hearing that chorus "whoaoaoah pushin' pushin'!"

FUCK U GUYS UR ALL POO STABBERS

Whee! We did it! Watch for our next big hit -- "Can't Fight This Feelin' To Poop!"

What about it Cartman ?

It would be nice if REO tell's that they got this price because it was the best to "Push" to. You know. In a week - this page will be forgotten. The song never will. Have fun - kids

REO won this contest? Are you kidding me? This wasn't the "Shittiest Song" contest! It was supposed to be for the "Best Unintentional Poop Lyrics." Big difference!

Can we have an "Assholes of Rock" contest so REO can walk away with first prize for that, too?

I am not a huge fan of REO Speedwagon. I will admit that in my foolish teenage years I did buy 2 of their albums. All of you freaks might sit there and rag on REO, but those dickheads made alot of money off of the public and are probably living a better life then most of the people on this web site that are insulting REO.

According to VH1, REO is a bunch of old farts in their mid-50's who have suffered from chronic drug abuse their entire lives. Their brains are fried, and they've been in and out of mental hospitals their entire adult lives. Their multiple failed marriages have not brought them happiness, and neither has bad-mouthing each other through decades of constant bickering. With no hits and an embarrassing oldies tour, they're just another pathetic washed up band. Winning the Poop Award is their one bright spot in years. Don't take it away from them.

Why is it that almost every one of those VH 1 stories about rock stars lives have the basically the same formula; get a band, get rich, get in trouble, get laid like crazy, abuse drugs and/or alcohol, almost die, then clean up their act.

The press have to have something to write about. I spoke with a new up-comming band. They said "We have to spoil something at the hotel" like all other bands.

Gary wrote "Rockin' Roll Star" I think it tell's alot about being a "Rock Star". If we take the story about REO - I think it look like the story of most bands. So if you don't like REO for the way they behave. You have to look around alot to find a band you like.

It wasn't Doniker who wrote the last message. It was Ex-God. I was ansawing to Doniker and,,,, SORRY

Doniker: Because rock stars are idiots, and never appreciate what they have until its gone. They step on everyone on the way up, which makes ridin' the ladder back down all the more painful. REO's always been known for shitty songs. They deserve this award.

Larg-Ass: Ask the "birds" why they like the "fame" they "think thet get". And you are a part of it too. So I have to ask you why you buy the records now when you don't like there way of living ? and the story goes on. "Heard it from a friend. Who ?"

Ex-God: Never bought a Speedwagon album in my life, and since their heyday was 30 years ago, I probably never will.

Large-Ass: Thanks

Ha ha ha ha! REO Speedwagon winds up winning the Poop Award. ALL RIGHT! It couldn't go to a shittier band!

My thanks to PoopReport.com for recognizing the true talent of REO Speedwagon -- aging drug addicts who've spent their lives cheating on their wives, fighting ego battles with one another and being a general menace to society.

Yes. REO act like other bands. Just look at all the other Rock-bands. Yes, They all look the same and sound the same. What have they lost ? NOTHING.

So what? They're still a shitty band. LMAO

Hey, this was a contest about the best poop lyrics, not the shittiest band! REO can't help it if they won BOTH! LOL

It seems to me that REO put the cart before the proverbial horse. While admirable that "Keep Pushin" was named the #1 Poop song, REO made the unpardonable mistake of writing this 1976 song BEFORE 1985's "Can't Fight This Feeling." Anyone who's ever pooped should explain to these idiots that one FIRST is overcome by the URGE to poop, before one launches into action by "pushin." An elemental lesson in human physiology that apparently escapes the average "rock star" mentality.

Why do you delete the true. You speak about SHIT and you get SHIT. So delete all or tell the true. SHITHEAD

i new this guy at my old company that could poop out the side of hiss butt cause he managed to spray all around the top inside of the bowl- i never firgured out how he did it- but he was my zen poop master

"Don Henley and the Eagles are managed out of our office." -- Kevin Cronin.

Lawers are criminal because they help the criminals.

What a world you live in over there.

Hey all ye WANKERS!

REO Speedwagon are the best! So Dr poop go and fuck your mother, the dirty tart.

I always felt like poop was a living thing. Why Can't it talk? Why can't it breathe? Why can't it see?if this was all possible, my life would be more than worth living for. I love poopy!you are the closest thing to my poop, please write me back and help me out. poop can't talk, so will you talk to me?

My poop confuses me more than my mother, and i am a teenager!!!when i go poopers in the toilet it always splatters out onto the floor. Help, i am the splatmaster. Help me my fellow poopy friends. Write back. how do i prevent my smelly poop splats and make it more of a dunkaroo down the hole??

Nothing better than a nice refreshing poop. I think poo is a wonderful thing. I actually enjoy going outside with the pooper scooper, and picking up my dogs poo. Why is it so weird if a human were to take a little poopy outside on their front lawn. I was thinking about doing it, but what will my family think of me? i am soo confused and scared. please write back as soon as possible

i haven't been able to sleep at night. I feel like if i don't take a poopy right before bed, i have a living creature crawling throughout my stomach. I hear him saying, "let me out" i am starting to believe that my poopy is really trying to send me a message. I feel like i know him soo well...so i gave him a name(poop de loop) is this all abnormal. Please help me out. is poop supposed to drive you in sane?

Just call me princess poop. I enjoy the poop so much that i actually keep my sun roof open, hoping a bird will fly by and take a nice dump on my head. Why do i like it soo much? i get yelled at everyday by my mother because i refuse to flush the toilet after i take a poopy. why flush such a beautiful thing?? my mom tells me i have a problem...please poopmasters, help me out. am i not normal?

wow that really stinks you guys really sucked

got poop?

I'm a hip hop proctologist from the future sent back in time to change the lives of the anal retentive. I'm an O.G. from tha future playa'.

To the guy who calls himself "dr. poop," get on like ya been shit on. I'm the real doc, so quit fakin' When you type in Dr Poop in a search engine, my shit's first. Sorry I pinched one off on that ass.

Hey dave i say what you said before you took that post off!

You dirty fucker. I'll give you a goog wanking.

Ya know... I found this site much too late. I had been waiting for a contest like this my whole life. Now here it was, the perfect oppurtunity to make something of myself, and I missed it. I demand a recount.

Heres what my entry would have been...

Alanis Morrisette -- Hands Clean

"Ooh this could be messy

But you don't seem to mind

Ooh don't go telling everybody

And overlook this supposed crime

We'll fast forward to a few years later

And no one knows except the both of us

And I have honored your request for silence

And you've washed your hands clean of this"

man you is so poopalicius. Whatever you did was the sh***. But don't push to hard, you might just bleed.

Nobody seems to have mentioned (and I too late) the Amy Grant (somewhat known christian singer) song "Gotta let it go" It goes like this "gotta let it go, holding on just makes me worry, got to let it go, ooh, I've got to let it go, holding on just makes me lose control"

There are some mindblowing lyrics from early 80s hardcore punk band "THE MEATMEN." With song titles such as " Mr. Tapeworm," "I've got a problem," and "Freud was Wrong," how can you loose? I would be happy to supply the words to anyone who can't find them online.

I like the Beach Boys song.... "Be True to Your Stool"...

"Be true to your stool, be true to your stool" and then the cheerleaders come in, chanting: "Push it out, push it out, waaaaaaaaay out!"

how about this one....."sweat" by inner circle

--Looking in your eyes

Looking in you big brown eyes

Ooh yeah

And I've got this to say to you

Hey!

Girl I want to make you sweat

Sweat till you can't sweat no more

And if you cry out

I'm gonna push it some, mo-o-ore

With Jumping Jack Flash you can just pass gas!

Once I farted out "God Bless America" and "Hail to the Chief" on my arm but I can't illustrate that here. So here's a little song I like to call "Star-Spangled Cornhole".

Please stand for our national anthem.

"Oh, say can you poo,
in the white porc-lean bowl.
What so proooou-dly we dumped,
After rot-ten cha-lu-pas.

Those broad rips in my ass,
Were so pain-ful-ly torn.
Oh the corn hunks we flushed,
were so put-rid and swir-ling.

An the butt-cheeks' red glare,
Asshole spew-ing foul air,
Gave proof through the night,
That my guts were still there.

Oh, say does that blood span-gled corn-hole
Yet fa-art!
You both ac-id and butt puuuuuuuuuuuuke,
(gasp)
And you still tor-ture me!"

There should have been Peter Frampton's "Do you feel the way I do?" or something like that. In the song he goes "Do you do?" and that sounds like one get poop joke in the making.

please help my poop wont go down!!!!

Here's a good one:
Meatloaf's "Bat out of Hell."

"And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell, and the last thing I see is my heart, still beating, breaking out of my body and flying away like a bat out of hell."
Basically

Dr. Poop is awesome. Have you heard "I got Poop", The hit song that samples Ludacris' "I've got hoes." That song is the shit.. literally

when i poop it gets 30 feet long when i am done i look in the toilet and what do i find a big green corn turde that doesnt fit in the toilt well i think about you when i poop my 30 feet turde!!