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CONTEST #6: Poop Movie Titles -- Final Results

Posted 12.12.2001 by Dave (11657)

** GRAND PRIZES **
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A Feces Farms feces and Greta Garbage's new book!

In a way, all 418 entries into the Poop Movie Titles contest were winners. After all, there were some really funny ones there.

But then again, in a more accurate way, Jeff S. is the winner.

With over a third of the total votes, Jeff S.'s entry was the clear crowd favorite. And while such a plurality isn't necessarily dramatic or overwhelming, it's good enough for us.

Thanks to Chip Brown for coming up with this contest idea.

And many thanks also to Greta Garbage and Feces Farms for generously supplying prizes for this contest. They rule.

If you want, click here to see all 418 original entries.


Final Voting Results:
Clear And Present Dangler
-- Posted 11.21.02001 by Jeff S.
   
(129/376 votes)
Bridget Jones' Diarrhea
-- Posted 11.15.02001 by Jaybowel.
   
(57/376 votes)
Wiping Miss Daisy
-- Posted 11.18.02001 by Michael Cribbins.
   
(47/376 votes)
Stool Hand Luke
-- Posted 11.20.02001 by Michael Cribbins.
   
(42/376 votes)
Fecal Attraction
-- Posted 11.20.02001 by Jeff S.
   
(41/376 votes)
Scent of a Warm One
-- Posted 11.20.02001 by Jimson
   
(41/376 votes)
Alice Doesn't Shit Here Anymore
-- Posted 11.26.02001 by Trashcanman.
   
(19/376 votes)


Click here to see all 418 original entries.


Jeff S.'s Acceptance Speech

"You wipe me! Your really wipe me!

"What can I say? I sure didn't expect to win considering the worthy candidates I was up against.

"I would like to thank my agent, Mike Rapsmelz; my trainer, Hugh Jarse; my PR man, Hoaff Ardid; my hair dresser, Lew Stewell; and a special big spank you to Hairybun Turd for bringing "Clear And Present Dangler" to life. And I can't forget to thank my lovely fianc�e, Lita Match. I love you, baby!

"Thank you to all the fans who voted for me and to all the fans which cleared the air in bathrooms after my daily visits.

"I would also like to thank the National Fiber Council for making me regular. Like clockwork, I take a dump every morning at 7:00. The only problem is I don't get up until 8:00.

"Thank you everyone!"

-- Jeff S.



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doniker (1534) -- 12.12.2001

"Clear and Present Dangler" was a finalist in my top 15, but it wasn't the best. But still, congratulations!!!

Dave (11657) -- 12.12.2001

what was the best, doniker?

Jeff B (159) -- 12.12.2001

I am quite happy with the results. I think Clear and Present Dangler is truly worthy of the crown. Congrats, Jeff S.!!

doniker (1534) -- 12.12.2001

My favorite was "Easy Slider"....but I might be a little prejudice since "Easy Rider" is one of my all time favorite movies.
I also thought "Wiping Miss Daisy" and Fecal Attraction" were better.

Clarissa (23) -- 12.13.2001

Well, clear and present dangler was pretty good, i did like a lot of them, the green pile was funny as hell, and i also liked I know what you shit last summer, cracked me up.

Artful Dodger (358) -- 12.13.2001

doniker, Easy Slider was the first title that popped into my head. It's one of my favorite movies too. So much so that I'm in the (long, painstaking) process of building a replica of the Capt. America chopper. Not much progress yet, but when I'm finished it will be oh so sweet!

Trashcanman (240) -- 12.13.2001

well, I'm glad for you jeff, that was a really good entry, I was for remains of bidet, but out of the 7 here, you really took the cake!

Trevor (22) -- 12.13.2001

I agree the winner wasn't in my top anything. I really liked "Wiping Miss Daisy" myself, it was so visual I could actually see, Morgan Freeman's Face, as he bent over Jessica Tandy's wrinkled behind to wipe it.

Dave (11657) -- 12.13.2001

In my opinion, there were 10 or 15 easily worthy of being winners. But like the Highlander, there can be only one. Just like a US election, there will be people unhappy with the winner. So I'm going to start a war to take your minds off your disappointment.

Pete Pooperman (19) -- 12.16.2001

I don't want this great contest to end!!! There are som many more great movie titles to be made, let's have Poop Movie Titles....PART TWO!!! It can be limited to new entries only, no second chances...and the titles have to be different from the actual movies (no Scent of a Woman or The Toxic Avenger). I know it would be a logistical nightmare, but I think it'd be worth it! Whaddya say Dave???? I'll even start us off on the right foot with....ummmmm....let's say.....i don't know, maybe "The Usual Flush Specks"? Who's with me?

Poopy Goldberg (not verified) -- 04.10.2002

Here's some more poo movie titles:

ONE POO OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST

K-LAX

THE STAINMAKER

THE GREEN PILE

POO THE RIGHT THING

GOOD WILL GRUNTING

FLUSH, FLUSH, SWEET CHARLOTTE

DUNG FU

DOODOO ISLAND

TOILET ZONE - THE MOVIE

RUNNY GIRL

POO CITY

Matt Daniels (not verified) -- 04.10.2002

In Diana Jones : Temple of Poon

danielle k (not verified) -- 05.04.2002

poop is fun. i make bunnie rabbits out of mine and bite their heads off when they misbehave. my favorite bunnie's name is squanto and i gave him a massage today.

KingTT (not verified) -- 01.22.2003

Pulpy Fiction :)

Troutman Coolee (not verified) -- 04.26.2003

It's time to reopen this contest! New movies have come out for new inspiration that wasn't there before. From such new inspiration, one can come up with, for example:

DIVINE SECRETS OF THE CA-CA SISTERHOOD

HARRY AND THE CHAMBER POT OF SECRETS

ABOUT SHIT

FART FROM HEAVEN

DANGLEPOO JACK

kat (not verified) -- 07.25.2003

u could do 'There's something about shitty'

haterho (not verified) -- 12.04.2003

I would have to say i was totally diggin Alice doesnt shit here anymore it was a very good one . I have an idea Happy Pooper.

Sarah (98) -- 12.04.2003

my rabbits has green poo wat do i do ???

GirlPoop (not verified) -- 12.07.2003

In Like Shit

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 01.09.2004

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dung.
For a television charater, how about Jakotex from Star Trek- Vomitor.

Shyman (not verified) -- 04.26.2004

Beetle Juice - Fecal Juice.

jack and dean (not verified) -- 06.04.2004

lord of the ring piece

jack and dean (not verified) -- 06.04.2004

please rate lord of the ring piece 1 to 10 thankyou poo lovers. from the turd lovers jack and dean...

shyman (not verified) -- 06.04.2004

the lost boys = the rent boys

jack and dean (not verified) -- 06.04.2004

this website is ACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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