I haven't taken a shit in quite some time

I CALL MINE A VERY SUCCESSFUL BOWEL MOVEMENT,

Happiness... is a good shit!!!!!!!

Fuzzy
Reason; because a good poop makes you feel fuzzy inside.

Anal Pleasures

Relieving myself of inventory

getting a hard on from pooping sometimes is good

Encounters of the turd kind!

i love poo out in to my pants

Scooby Snacks

i take exlax just so i can get that wonderful feeling of taking a huge poop, i dump about 12 times a day

This reminds me of something that happened to me 20 years ago. I used to walk 2 miles home from high school just to have the privlidge of leaving an hour early and not waiting for the bus. I was a shameful shitter in high school as well as I am now at work. It was a cold winter day and I started walking home. All of a sudden I had to take a huge dump. The 2 mile walk felt like 200. I tried to jog the last mile but the cramps were worse when I ran. So I sort of fast skipped down the street looking like a fairy with this log trying to poke out my asshole. I took my housekey out of my pocket as I approached the last 1000 feet, got into the house, and ran to the toilet and ripped down my pants. I do believe that turd was leaving my asshole seconds before I sat down. After I dumped that loaf I just sat there on the pot what seemed like an eternity, still wearing my winter coat. The relief was so fucking enjoyable.

shit+santification = shitification

poogasm was the best so far tho

I call my favorite momment "MORNING COFFEE BLOW!"

decrapitated... that feeling you get after you shit too much.

POOP IS AWSOME!

I call it total bliss..sometimes, I tell my girlfriend I need time to myself, so that I can sit on the toilet for the whole night and give myself "poogasms"....It's better than sex for me...I like to let it fly out of me as fast as possible...and then I save it for my room-mates to see....I also am interested in Dirty-Sanchez's and Hot Carl's. If you're interested, email me...I would consider breaking up with my girlfriend (she's not into pooing...just farting)

a good dump? relieveing the pressure at the soccer fence!!!!! that's an origANAL

Joggin a log.

Sending another log down the floom.

Releasing the Pringles can.

Spray Painting the bottom of your toilet black.

Dropping the stool.

Pluggin the bowl.

Makin a soaker.

Stretchin the sphincter.

Seeing God.

Hittin the jackpot.

Makin a download.

Shweltch

Peristatic.

Well, You should all be more relaxed about the subject poop...

I like girls that can fart openly or like farts alot!

i like to call taking a poop--->

dropping the cosby's off at the pool!!!!!!!

Well i Call it "Shitting on a Dime"

or Shit Like a Dime. as when i Shit

it Splats Down Hard! Like the Force

Of a Train Smashing into a Brick Wall!

A good shit gives one a great feeling of ACCOMPLISHMENT! I always feel like I've contributed something great when I take a HUGE ONE!

Blasting a Dukie- aka as a great shit

Kurplunkige- aka when u get a big ol one and u hear that sound KURPLUNK and u get toliet water all over ur ass

The Road Rage- when u need to shit and the rest area is to far away so u take a shit in one of the high quality taco bell bags

Verschopt-in german the butt stop aka the constipation craps

The Segal Squits- were you have a varying squirtage and its "cawwing" u to the bathroom

ive just had the best shit of my life! it was all warm and squishy and clung to my fat ass. i liked it too because i get a high from sniffing the skidmarks i leave behind when i dont wipe my ass! hell yeh!

I like to "take the dog for a walk"!!!!!

Cindy...get back to work you silly bitch!!!

I am a manager and I enjoy poogasms, I have braces attached to my trousers so my trousers are tighter on my ass, therefore I can build up the best bum rush ever. I then like to tell my work colleagues throughout the day how my shit is progressing and the condition of my choccy star fish. I am in the belief that my staff are just as excited for me as I am before I go for my ultimate poo. it increases staff morale and savvy! I recommend trying this method in all offices throughout the world.

taking a dumpeth thou

making a deposit

What do I call it? George I suppose.

As far as the feeling goes, I call it the satisfied sphincter feeling - especially if there's corn in it.

Nice big corn filled poop.

CRAPTASTIC!!!

Some people come here to sit and think

Or scribble on the walls

But I come here to shit and stink

And listen as glorious turd falls

I do it at home, I do it at work

And at the shopping malls

I do it while my girlfriends jerk

Away at my big lead balls

When I do, almost instantly

I can clear a thousand halls

Then I sit alone at home

And wonder why no one calls

How come all of my messages are gone? Is the name TOO much for a website that has dedicated itself to POOP??

I guess I came up with a good one!

Now, don't get me wrong - I love poop jokes, I think this website plus everyone on it is hilarious, so I'm not downing any of you or this site. I just thought people would enjoy the retarded stories I had. But *sob* I guess not!!

Just kidding. Sorry if I pissed you off.

Vancouver - Maybe you should look up a site for demented retarded fucks.....wait, I guess this is a POOP website!

No relation to the great trumpet player Dizzy Gillespie.

I just like making doodie. I think of food as doodie in the larve stage. I also think of myself as a human food processor because everything that i ingest turns to doodie.

My boyfriend is really anally retentive..whenever he has to take a shit..he asks me to leave his apartment and go wait in his car. He can't even have me in the same place with him while he shits. One time, I had to use his toilet and there were skidmarks in the bowl from a turd that he recently flushed..he came running into the bathroom and started flushign the toilet because he was so embarassed about me even knowing that he shits and the shit marks were evidence. I think he has anal issues.

Grumpy-when your takin a crap, you make grumpy faces

u could say the poopy feeling of after pooped people is the pleasure of poopdom. i myself call it relief, just because the sensation of poop is, how do you say, squishy?

on invader zim there is poop corn. like popcorn but different. poop is funny. i just found this website today and i think it is really funny.

The turd, the feeling, the sensation can only be set in one word.... decrappatation.

My Ultimate Dream . . . To knock on someones door and when they open it, squat down on their yard and take a huge shit while a friend video tapes thier reaction.

Man Shitting is Fun!

Back in my younger days, I could really pump out some logs. Some were so big and solid, I wonder how they ever made it down. I mostly do soft-serve now. Too bad. Logs make less of a mess going down.

i rarely do logs. i think the muddy stuff is fun. maybe it's cuz i'm a vegetarian. i live near woods and so i love just going out and taking a bug fresh dump in the middle of nature....it's so satifying:)

nirvana dont like the "music" or the smell

Poo + dusch = poosch. Cleanses out the evils.

FNERFINBOOGIN!!!! Thats what I think it feels like.

you should totally call it pooooop wooot boobies duududeudcue

It's time to encounter that rare species, dumpus majorus.
I got to go spelunking.
I'm going to plop a burrito.
I must unfurl one.
For the after-dump feeling, I say, "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta," "Hooah," or "Thank God Almighty, peace at last."
Dirtgrain.com/weblog

After Ahhz.

I have had this recent problem with hot chick - hot chicks have the worst shit - dropping there chalupas requires a masks and tear gas for air freshioners- drop a stink pickle - I like every one because every one poos - I have tv in my bathroom do u

A load off your mind
A weight off your shoulders
Clearing out the cobwebs
Wake up and smell the bum coffee
Releasing the chocolate hostage
Burial at sea
I came, I saw, I dumped
Creating a monster
Giving birth to a brown baby

OK all this poo talk is making me want to shit.

why the hell are you sitting at your computer posting about poop?! a quote:
Some people come here to sit and think
Or scribble on the walls
But I come here to shit and stink
And listen as glorious turd falls
I do it at home, I do it at work
And at the shopping malls
I do it while my girlfriends jerk
Away at my big lead balls
When I do, almost instantly
I can clear a thousand halls
Then I sit alone at home
And wonder why no one calls

what the hell?
WHAT THE HELL?
another:
My Ultimate Dream . . . To knock on someones door and when they open it, squat down on their yard and take a huge shit while a friend video tapes thier reaction.
Man Shitting is Fun!

that's your dream?
three little words: GET A LIFE.
if more and more people sit here, talking about literally sh*t, it makes you less interested about what's actually going on, and more interested about being CONSTIPATED!
AARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! IT MAKES ME SO UTTERLLY--DAMMIT, now i've gotta go!

We have more of a life than someone who sits on the computer all day looking for stupid sites just to call those who visit the sight morons. Damn! Who shoved a peanutty turd up YOUR ass?!?

i'm sorry, did i damage your fragile turd of a heart?

i call it taking the browns to the superbowl

In days of old, when knights were bold, and toilets weren't invented, knights laid their load beside the road, and walked away contented.

I LOVE POOP!!!
ITS A FUNNY WORD!!!
BETTER OUT THEN IN!!!
AND FART, DONT FORGET FART, CUZ WHEN YOU POOP, YOUR BOUND TO FART!!!
THIS SITE ROCKS!!! LONG LIVE THE TERD!!! YAY!!!
AND FARTS!!! CUZ FARTS ARE JUST POOP WITHOUT THE MESS!!! YAY FOR FARTS!!! YAY FOR POOP!!! WOOHOO!

There is one thing about poop I don't like... When your sittin there, clenching your fists, and grinding your teeth until your sweating profusely... And for what?... A POOP THE SIZE OF A PEBBLE! YEESH!

Pinching a Loaf, or Grinding a Steamer

A LOT OF PEOPLE DOWN EVERYONE THAT TALKS ABOUT POOP. EVERYONE POOPS PEOPLE...IT IS A GLORIOUS THING. IT CALMS THE MIND AND EMPTYS THE TOXINS IN THE BODY. IF YOU DOWN POOP... REMEMBER, YOU DO IT TOO****

Oh, gee, I don't know. Actually, I think it's so great that words can't describe it. Anyone else agree with me?

Taking a humungous shit feels so nice. and when Im finished, i feel weak at the legs and so relaxed, and when the shit is coming out of the asshole, its like heaven:D

Taken the Browns to the Superbowl.
Dropin the kids off at the pool.
Porcelain painting.

i luv this site its really funny

Wow... this has really brought a smile to my face guys! It makes me feel like I am part of a larger community that enjoys taking a crap. And I love the description poogasm, it just describes the feeling so well. Thanks for brightening up my life folks. By the way just a quick question. How many girls are posting here?

I call it "The thrill of poopery, and the agony of dethrone."

This site is so pooping great! Yeah for the TERD!

The poop is the only thing that you can depend on when you're taking a dump!

I just call it "a trip to aaahhhzz".

I have heard it called "The Pause that Refreshes," which in my youth I paraphrased as "The Pause that De-Fleshes." Lame, I know. I certainly enjoy my pooping times, and I'll try to think of something more poetic to call it.

how about "basking in the crapter glow", although in my case maybe "basking in the after flow"