Help Biffy.com Come Up With A New Slogan
Marcus from Biffy.com would like our help:
We are looking for a new slogan for the American Biffy Company. In the past we have used You'll Love Your Biffy, butt we are rinsing clean and using a new slogan. Please e-mail entries to firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject: Contest entry.
Our panel of highly-trained, talented bottom judges will choose the winners. The three winners will receive $150 credit to use towards an American Biffy product purchase.
The contest ends September 30th, so make sure to send in your suggestion. There are some neat things on the site that you could use the credit toward, such as a travel bidet, the Daisy Bidet, or the Biffy Chrome.
If you have a delicate booboo and like heated water, fear not! There’s a Bun Warmer that will heat the water used in your bidet to at least 92 degrees Fahrenheit. Installation looks very easy.
Once you submit your slogan, why not share it with us here?