Help Biffy.com Come Up With A New Slogan

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Marcus from Biffy.com would like our help:

We are looking for a new slogan for the American Biffy Company. In the past we have used You'll Love Your Biffy, butt we are rinsing clean and using a new slogan. Please e-mail entries to sales@biffy.com with the subject: Contest entry.

Our panel of highly-trained, talented bottom judges will choose the winners. The three winners will receive $150 credit to use towards an American Biffy product purchase.

The contest ends September 30th, so make sure to send in your suggestion. There are some neat things on the site that you could use the credit toward, such as a travel bidet, the Daisy Bidet, or the Biffy Chrome.

If you have a delicate booboo and like heated water, fear not! There’s a Bun Warmer that will heat the water used in your bidet to at least 92 degrees Fahrenheit. Installation looks very easy.

Once you submit your slogan, why not share it with us here?

11 Comments on "Help Biffy.com Come Up With A New Slogan"

C Everett Poop's picture
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Keep your asshole clean.

Send me my check.

Thunderbox's picture
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Buff up with a Biffy.

Send my cheque to Dave and Daph.

The voice of sanity

the thin brown line's picture
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In Biffy We Trust

Alternates:
Spiffy Biffy
Good Morning FrankenBiffy

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

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You didn't go far enough with it brown line, how about;

In Biffy we trust,
to remove that ass rust!

Use Biffy when you clean that tail
so you will leave no smelly trail.

Use Biffy all around that hole
once you have dropped one in the bowl.

Before you do a sixty-nine,
use Biffy on that foul behind.
Your partner's sure to breathe with ease,
once you have killed the smell of cheese.


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Dirty old men need love too!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

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While queefs and farts don't smell like tarts,
A Spiffy Biffy will cleanse all parts.

Is this better Chief?

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Oh Christ on a poopsicle stick...one more for the road.

Use Spiffy Biffy as a troll,
to rank and file your grassy knoll

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

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With apologies to Crystal Gayle...
Won't you make my brown eye new

Don Draper's picture
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You'll be clean in a jiffy if you rinse with a Biffy.

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Might I suggest a steam cleaning upgrade to the product?
"Pucker kind of iffy? Burn it down with Biffy!"

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Cheesey assholes choose Biff.

(sorry Jiffy)

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I don't understand how this works from looking at the pictures. I travel frequently, as does my wife, and I would love to have the awesome benefits of a Biffy while on the road. Do you have to hold the big blue unit between your legs and point the nozzle in the right direction, or is there a wand at the end of a hose that you could more easily maneuver?

It's unclear to me if the blue unit sits on the floor or do you have to somehow put the whole thing under you in the toilet before you push the button for the rinse. Any clarification would be appreciated.